Ruff Cuts

Urchin joins us again for a new film - Garfield a Tale of Two Kitties. Why is Billy Connolly in this? Why is Bob Hoskins in this? Why is Bill Murray in this? These questions and more will be entirely avoided.

We've finally done it. We've entered the Schneiderverse - oh and Chevy Chase is here too. Fun.

Boyks and Ilyon unknowingly stumble into the most heinous of movies, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 - a decedant, villainous effort to appeal to "the poors". What could a movie ticket cost Michael? $50?

Boyks and Ilyon sit down for our first Chuck Norris... Family?... Film? Watch Chuck murder his way through a swarm of neo-Nazis and KKK members with the help of a loveable furry sidekick - Heartwarming.

No Norm this week... And... No dog? Dude, Where's My Dog?

Yes, there's a fourth one. Also - surprise Norm Macdonald!

Ready to fight some vampire werewolves with Christopher Lee and Slab McHardbody? Boyks and Ilyon are! Just in time for Halloween it's Howling 2!

Awww shieet, it's time for another Cop Dog - this time it's 1979 robo-dog crime fighter C.H.O.M.P.S.! Hanna Barbera presents - the second worst film we've seen.

Join Boyks and Ilyon as they dive into schlocky gore-fest Another Wolf Cop. Moon rock cocaine, deadly roller derby girls, werewolves, werecats, shifters, aliens, and a Richard Monster - this one is a ride.

Special guest Zach joins us again for Scooby Doo's hotly anticipated return. Giant ghost knights, ancient dinosaurs, mummies and more! Sound exciting? Surprise, it's not!

This dog's a monster! It's possessed by the ghost of Norm MacDonald!

Professor Rambo strives to take down Atomic Dog with the help of a family of... uh... dog killers. Join us for this very 90s Sci-Fi channel special.

Special guest TieTuesday joins us for his first time viewing of the Super Mario Bros Movie. Follow along as The Pest and Eddie Valiant battle that egg-sucking bastard King Koopa through underground Bladerunner sets using the most high-octane plumbing action you've ever seen.

Boyks and Ilyon get very sleepy watching Harry Potter-alike Molly Moon and her pug Petula battle Merry the Hobbit and Miley Cyrus for the magic power of pop stardom and hypnotism? It's Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism.

Comic expert Nick Filardi joins us again for a look at Jeph Loeb's Teen Wolf! What are you looking at, dicknose?

Boyks and Ilyon jump into the past in Star Paws - let's learn all about dinosaurs and their liver recipes in this "educational" space adventure

Boyks and Ilyon surpass the 30 episode mark and dive into another piece of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe - Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver

Boyks and Ilyon delve deep into what makes a dog cool, with our Forrest Gump style adventure with German Shepard Rainy and a cast of wholly unlikeable and forgettable humans. At least the dog is cool!

Boyks and Ilyon dive into 2013s Doggie B, or Doggie Boogie - a world of dog dancing superstars, dogshas, dognosis, and more. Just remember to stay off the dogeroids

From the makers of Sharknado, Alien vs Hunter, and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus comes Little Dead Rotting Hood, a werewolf movie that's even more of an abomination than the undead main character. That's right, Ilyon and Boyks finally delve into pseudo-B-movie peddlers The Asylum and what makes a bad movie fun to watch.

Boyks, Ilyon, and special guest EvilUrchin get ready for DOGS. It's happened before, it can happen again, are you ready for... Dogs?

Boyks and Ilyon move off the beaten path this week to find a live-action anime adaptation about a dog mech in Yatterman! Can Yatterman 1 and 2 defeat Waluigi and his dominatrix love interest so he can't realize the horrors of his mindscape? Will Indiana Jones escape the God of Thieves? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?!

Boyks, Ilyon, and special guest TieTuesday sit down to experience All Dogs Go To Heaven 2; A wholesome, family friendly romp about how Heaven is a horrible prison that sucks shit and that Satan is a total bro who can help you out in a jam.   How does this keep happening?  

Boyks and Ilyon tackle more Disney with 2007's Underdog! Joined by special guest EvilUrchin we look at the best boy we've had on the podcast so far - Patrick Warburton, oh and Jason Lee as the actual dog.

Ilyon and Boyks sit down for a fun Disney film about a cute dog walk in the woods. Nothing but wholesome family fun in this classic tale of a dog rescuing (some) of a cougar family of cubs to find a new home admist the deadly dangers of the pacific northwest.