Ruff Cuts

Special guest Kobuddy joins for Principle Callahan, Secret Nintendo Agent Jack Bowser, and more in A Doggone Adventure

Special guest Tie Tuesday agrees to be subjected to Food Fight, a world of "Ikes" in the liminal supermarket space in the subconscious mind of a retired brand executive as his last neurons flicker out.

Episode 70 is live! This week we delve into 102 Dalmatians - AKA why is Glenn Close still doing these?

This week, we found a movie dealing with a lot of very real topics - so we're dealing with that in a far less joking way than usual.  CW: Emotional abuse, domestic abuse, suicide

Special guest Kobuddy brings us Tim Allen's The Shaggy Dog!

Boyks and Ilyon welcome special guest Nick Filardi for the follow-up to Teen Wolf. In the words of the incredible star, Michael J. Fox - I'm stuck in here with hair on my face and Spielberg is filming E.T. next door.   He does not return for this film. Hello Jason Bateman!

Wait... WHY IS THERE AN EASTER BASKET IN THE POSTER? DID THEY STEAL THE WHOLE POSTER BACKGROUND???   Anyway, here's a bait and switch piece of trash that Boyks found.

This week we discuss Mac and Me, a staple from Ilyon's childhood. It shouldn't have been

Boyks looks Ilyon's future with a Bingo(TM) Movie Trading Card Tarot reading. I'm sure it's all good though... Right?

Boyks and Ilyon jump back to the 70s to do dog crime - join us in the bank heist of the century.

Boyks and Ilyon embark on a journey spanning space and time, with three of the best boys - and Dolph Lundgren - in Masters of the Universe!

It's Son of the Mask. It is as bad as you've been told.

This week Boyks and Ilyon get to enjoy two different animals at once! Cats and Dogs, wow! What a treat!

Boyks and Ilyon take a bite of RoboRex - can this good boy save the timelines? Or at least this movie?

Boyks and Ilyon jump way back to check out our first black and white movie - 1951s Behave Yourself! With a cute little Yorkie and a body count higher than most horrors, does this comedy hold up?

Everyone has been desperate to see the SnyderCut. Ilyon and Boyks are determined to find out why.

Nothing can tear a family apart faster than a predatory loan - except these wolves. It's The Pack! No, not that one. No... Not that one either. It's The Pack (2015)... Sorry...

We here at Ruff Cuts are proud to be sponsored this week by Real Movie™ - coming to a theatre near you. You will witness actors who emote. You will hear sensical dialogue. The plot will have setup, pay off, and even themes! Enjoy your authentic Real Movie™ experience!

We Are Going To Watch An Hotel That Is So For Dogs

Mobsters, punks, dog napping, steam boats, Texas, Girl "Sprouts", waterboarding, jazz, ice cream bazookas, the French Resistance, dirty cops, dog farting conspiracies, and magical Nazi bracelet superweapons. That's it. That's the text for this episode. I'm out.

It's Howling VII! Christopher Lee retur- Oh. He doesn't. Cool werewolf coven- No there's none of that. There's a cool castle in Transylv- No?   Well, here's some line dancing. It's Howling VII with special guest Evil Urchin!

This week we decided to do something special for episode 50... And 51... And 52...  That's right, we watched 3 "The Dog Who Saved" videos simultaneously. Check out the special video edit to fully revel in how much we were punished for our hubris in doing this on Youtube

We're almost at 50 episodes, but first we need to choke slam John Morrison for the pin in Air Bud Cinematic Universe movie Russell Madness. When a small Jack Russell terrier trains with a monkey and a child to kick large German caricatures in the nuts... Well, just listen to the episode.

Court is now in session - Is Munchie a dog? Of course he isn't, but Boyks and special guest TBCR made me (Ilyon) watch Munchie Strikes Back anyway. Too bad for them that I'm in charge of writing these!