Ruff Cuts

Ilyon and Boyks Chase down a rare VHS copy of the infamous Oh Heavenly Dog, a murder mystery comedy from 1980. Omar Shariff and Benji star in a bad Murder She Wrote tv episode they don't deserve to be in while Chevy Chase is justly punished with the lead role. Woof.

With special guest Zack, Boyks wanted to take the time to introduce Ilyon to a key gap in his dog movie knowledge - with Scooby-Doo! A movie so near and dear to Boyks he had a physical copy. Jinkies!

Boyks and Ilyon suffer through the trials and tribulations of the on-again-off-again true love relationship of a mean, controlling woman and her insulting and demeaning dog. You all recommended it, so come listen, ya pizzafaced cinderblocks!

In our continuing series of movies we actually enjoy - we review a little blue... dog. Join Boyks and Ilyon as they talk about the highs and lows of the new Sonic movie. 

Assembled from the deadliest predators on the planet - meet the Max 3000 - the ultimate in genetically engineered good bois. Boyks and Ilyon sit down to enjoy Man's Best Friend, a cute, wholesome tale of a dog who will murder everyone to be with the one woman he loves. From the director of Chucky II, it's time for some more dog murder!

Grandpa-Man is here to save the day! Can he assume the mantle of Thor and strike down the evil aliens? Oh... There's some Super Buddies too. It's Air Bud spinoff time!

Walt Disney presents a story of a lawyer transforming through ancient Egyptian magic into an... English Sheepdog? How will our hero escape this dilemma and win his election to District Attorney? Through prison escapes, dog punches, police chases, carjackings, and a roller derby competition, obviously!

Ending the new year, not with a bark, but a meow. That's right, it's Cats! They might not be dogs, but hey, they don't look like cats either - so all's fair. The temptation of one of the most derided movies of all time was too strong - unfortunately for Boyks and Ilyon.

Santa (Ed Asner!!!) steals dogs from small children to use in his hedonistic elvish pizza orgies at the North Pole; meanwhile a family sits in a car for an hour with a kleptomanic burn victim stuffed in their trunk. That's right - it's Santa stole our dog! You'll want to follow the Twitter (@ruffcutscast) for images from this one.

From the director of horror and sexploitation B movie classics like Chopping Mall comes a... fun family dog movie? Join us as a specially bred telepathic Wishbone clone gets hunted down by a dominatrix cop while saving Christmas. In the words of the director "Breasts are the cheapest special effect in our business." Eww. Merry Christmas?

How rad is Mohawk Mozart? And what kind of cheap merchandising opportunities does he grant us? We discuss this and more while fighting off sleep with special guest and Beethoven merch expert Tanya!

Guest and comic colorist Nick Filardi joins the crew for an Italian horror starring (?) Alice Cooper. Do all these teens die after a dozen death omens? Does Alice Cooper get redubbed like the rest of the cast? Find out in this Halloween special - Monster Dog

Spooktober is here and with it, we have the spookiest curse we could think of - our first AirBuddies movie! Jeff Warlock, a hellhound, "Frankendude", and a fart to kill a ghost-demon-dog - this one has it all. Will we survive Halloween when we're stuck watching Disney shlock?

Forget the dogs, forget the movie. Forget everything you know. Abandon your knowledge of the world. Why does A-X-L have a $10 million budget? Why is Thomas Jane in it? Why does a Kickstarter have $43,000 but from only 190 backers? Who is Oliver Daly? WHO IS OLIVER DALY?

Can Boyks and Ilyon solve the mystery behind why this dog has an eyepatch? Will this sassy girl sidekick steal the show? Can the dad finally sell his floating turd--- I mean TURT? Find out in this family mystery with your favourite detective from 221B Bark-er Street

This week Boyks and Ilyon learn inner peace from Shaq dog in the movie Show Dogs! Join as we discuss the finer points of British outback culture, like Vegemite or cooking your shrimp on the barbie - and how Kate Micucci saves the movie from disaster.

Episode 6 delves into the dark world of a group of German-animated dogs. Join us as we meet our group of heroic, self-centered, murderous pups on a journey to get their old owner's money from her family so they can keep eating cheetos and doing whippits in the basement!

Boyks and Ilyon check out the most adorable dog to ever be on Ruff Cuts - Greta! This pupper loves everyone so much - especially Satan. It's Play Dead (Satan's Dog)!

Special guest Denny Dalliance gets to experience Gary Busey in his full glory in Quigley! Listen as Gary Busey atones for his sins by becoming a dog. Most movies would use that as an excuse to get rid of the star and do voice over - Quigley makes a... different... artistic choice.

Wolverine and the Blob star in a great dog heist movie that unfortunately features family drama and... Sports? That's right, it's Air Bud 5 - Air Bud Spikes Back.

The voice of Chevy Chase stars as JoJo in this bizarre made for tv comedy, with Jamie Presley as "woman", and Jon Voight as "The Colonel". JoJo needs to recover the Colonel's stolen herbs and spices to save the day - but nothing can save the movie.

Boyks and Ilyon review Kuma, the good boy in Cop Dog (2008). Enter a world of Bob Marley Christmas Carols, Cryptid Dads, and Demon Dogs- all in a fun family adventure!