Rude Tales of Magic

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Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so  HERE. Check out our store at  rudetalesofmagic.com  for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! We got Polaris Uni...

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This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming , your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot! Check out our store at  rudetalesofmagic.com  for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show  recordings, and more! W...

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Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ ALSO Fortunate Horse, the studio behind Rude Tales of Magic is launching our very first GAME! It's called As You 'Wich, and yes it is about sandwiches.  It's easy, it's funny and it's very affordable. Get yours riiiight here.  Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on  Ap...

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RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now!  It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscr...

Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without y...

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We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over).   No need to worry, the original gang will...

patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent  (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural histor...

We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 ( youtube ) ( twitter ) ( insta ) If...

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One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to? Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on  Apple Podcasts  and  Spotify  and leave us a review! Follow the show: Tw...

Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Actual plays of whole other games! hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)! Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)! etc etc etc Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on  Apple Podcasts  and  Spotify  and leave us a rev...

We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Please, we NEED human contact.  And ya GOTTA follow us on twitter. Wait a minute, you know we have the best patreon in the world, right? Good. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on  Apple Podcasts  and  Spotify  and leave us a review! Follow the s...

If you don't support our patreon we will die. Subscribe to and rate Rude Tales of Magic on  Apple Podcasts  and  Spotify  and leave us a review! Follow the show: Twitter:  @of_rude Instagram:  @rudetalesofmagic Advertise on  Rude Tales of Magic  via  Gumball.fm .  Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://...