Rude Tales of Magic

The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find out. And so will you, if you just hit 'play' on your podcast app of your choosing! Go ahead, do it! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Than...

As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time? It's filled with Elderberry Cordial! Following our legendary, original Rodents & Chivalry game, Branson boldly takes the DM chair and presents his own adventure in a mouse-filled alley. Join, Ali, Tim, and Joe in this thrillin...

Some things are hard to swallow. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort o...

Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sor...

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Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and...

Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them- not a Blair Witch situation. Phew. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what's still open this late? Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin...

Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month,  Opera & Sherry,  GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim! Wanna hear the rest of this incredible episode? Well it's a Patreon Exclusive, so you're gonna want to  head there and subscribe now ! We'll be releasing one-shots like this each and every month, so subscribe today t...

Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling? Follow us on&nb...

Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there... Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special...

Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim! Wanna hear the rest of this incredible episode? Well it's a Patreon Exclusive, so you're gonna want to head there and subscribe now ! We'll be releasing one-shots like this each and every month, so subscribe today to hear 'em all and enjoy all the other incredible...

The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored. Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our  Big Freak  Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brill...

Ah, Sophomore year. For many American High Schoolers, it truly is one of the most Second High School Years. It certainly is for Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher), and Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore) At Foxmenville, Ohio's own Blue Kindness High . But what if a school year was more than just "the second one"? What if it was the start of a strange adventure testing thei...

Summer's over, losers! Get in! Coming this Tuesday, March 17th, is the premiere of our next thrilling Rude Tale: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH. Action! Adventure! Suburbs! Mystery! Drama! Extracurriculars! All this and more comes to your precious ears in a few short days, as we begin the saga that is sophomore year for Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore), Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), and Briley Brynn Bailey (A...

Blue Kindness High is almost here! Ali, Branson, and Joe sit down with our Game Master Tim Platt to reveal their characters, their secrets, and—buckle up!— their favorite high school classes!! Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and o...

Out from behind the walls of Patreon, it's Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36, the whole campaign, and what's next... NETHERMURK HAS ENDED WITH IT'S INCREDIBLE FINALE "SUNDOWNING"! Listen to the WHOLE CAST answer questions, razz each other, announce futures, and sing! Catch more bonus chats like this and all sorts of stuff at our   Patreon . Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness...

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out on the Rude Tales Youtube ! REGENCY ENGLAND: When the three youngest Godzilla sisters attend a Garden Party given by their elder sister, will they be able to find the eligible suitors of their dreams? Or will their hopes for advantageous marriages gulp go up in flames?? Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as they bring you a wickedly twisted Austen tale and...

Will all the light be eaten? Will our heroes survive? Will anything slime-related happen? All this and more, in the thrilling finale of RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: NETHERMURK Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our  Big Freak  ...

The gang takes a helicopter ride! Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our  Big Freak  Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambi...

The party reaches the surface. Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our  Big Freak  Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient...

Note: This Program Does Not Endorse the Lifestyle of the NPCs of this Episode MERCH ALERT!  For the Holidays, we've re-released a bunch of classic designs out from the vault along with some new designs too! Check it all out in our  store! Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as al...

Every year, as the days grow short and a chill flies upon the wind (unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere!! Sorry y'all), the most dangerous Holiday Characters enter the arena in search of Yuletide glory. BUT THIS YEAR... That Arena? A dang Race Course like Mario Kart! Those Characters? Dark, twisted versions of your holiday faves. It's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH Yuletide Kombat Fami...

The denizens of the Nethermurk race to the surface. Ulysses and Studio make important discoveries. The Mosquitos awaken. We visit a museum! MERCH ALERT! For the Holidays, we've re-released a bunch of classic designs out from the vault along with some new designs too! Check it all out in our store! Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to conta...

Endrizzi learns something very important about himself, and we visit the surface. Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our  Big Freak  Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël...

In this episode, Christopher Hastings plays a talking skeleton! The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the   These Those Patreon   and subscribe today so you can hear it! Follow us on  bluesky  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and B...