Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that...

Ross and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

Ross and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturba...

Ross and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a...

Ross and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a...

Amidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to...

Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pri...

Ross and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comm...

Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right no...

Ross and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and oppor...

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance...

Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like t...

Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com...

Ross and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters...

Ross and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes. Adver...

Ross and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...

Ross and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss the “We want to work” protests happening across the US, talk about PGA and UFC events returning in the coming weeks, why inspirational instagramers need to just stop, Ross explains why he follows people on Instagram who are going to die, and Jessie ends the show with a BOLO Crime Corner. expressvpn.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...

Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for...

Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Je...