Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Lo...

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season tra...

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner! A...

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future. Advertisi...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bil...

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to Chin...

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronav...

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19....

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible. Advertising Inquiries: http...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trad...

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corne...

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown. Adver...

Ross and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie are live discussing the complete state SHUTDOWN of California and New York with governors from PA, OH, and NJ scheduled to make announcements in an hour.  Jessie talks about her parents in California, we discuss Evangeline Lilly not giving an f**k and whether or not other Americans will either after a certain amount of time. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...

Ross and Jables react to the cringy celebrity “Imagine” sing-off, discuss that a Cats movie cut with CGI buttholes exists, recreate “Walking In Memphis” as “Walking In Wuhan” in light of the Coronavirus spirit and end the show with a Crime Corner covering a German crossbow sex cult. Stay tuned for the Cats Movie Butthole cut screening! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not cabin fever has set in, why all of Ross' friends are texting pics of guns, the show is broken into by President Trump, what Ross and Jessie wish they hoarded more of, the Reddit conspiracy of Oprah and Tom Hanks, and why Matthew McConaughey has the best Instagram in town. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Jared Leto just found out about the Coronavirus, how everyone has that one best friend who will survive an apocalypse, why Ross almost had to almost take out of an old lady at the liquor store last night after a coughing fit, and why the coronavirus definitely IS a Chinese virus. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.co...

Ross and Jessie discuss what's unfolding in the world from the corona bunker amidst school closings, stock market crashes and toilet paper shortages, Ross wonders who's going to be the next Jonas Salk and the two discuss why Italian refugees are fleeing to China of all places! One thing is for certain though, Kid Rock doesn’t care! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump's Declaration of a national emergency for the Coronavirus, Ross tells the craziest story about him and Post Malone playing nude beer pong until 4am yesterday, and Jessie orders all the wrong types of food for a "Corona And Chill" party. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie are live in Austin, Texas as SXSW has been cancelled and the city has been shut down on the eve of Ross' elusive Post Malone interview... that has been pushed yet again.  We also talk about Alex Jones getting arrested for a DWI, why Jessie thinks drugs are being hidden, and Ross gives himself the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day finally!!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...

Ross and Jessie discuss the "Love Is Blind" reunion show from Netflix that has completely taken over, Ross rages about a man who is BBQ competition judge, and Jessie laughs off "International Women's Day". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss all the fallout from Super Tuesday including Joe Biden's huge comeback from the dead, how the DNC is trying to take down Bernie Sanders, why Elizabeth Warren needs to drop out ASAP, why Biden and Bernie might have to pick VP's before the convention, the reason behind delaying the new James Bond film, and how Amazon is trying to kill off every major publisher. Advert...

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' impending death from the Coronavirus which he believes he has contracted causing him to rethink his life, the stunning on air death of James Lipton leads Jeables and Ross into an impromptu Actors Studio questionnaire by Bernard Pivot, they ponder over questions that might be answered on Super Tuesday including why Pete Buttigieg dropped out, and we also have a lov...

Ross and Jessie discuss people getting mad at Garth Brooks for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey, how Garth is a must see show and he will fly over your face, Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a $100 Coronavirus mask, how Jeff Goldblum tried to steal Ross' girlfriend from him, and Jessie has a cold and accidentally drinks syrup before going on air,  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...