Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for...

Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Je...

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Lo...

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season tra...

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner! A...

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future. Advertisi...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bil...

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to Chin...

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronav...

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19....

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible. Advertising Inquiries: http...

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trad...

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corne...

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown. Adver...

Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distri...

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes...

Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross...

Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad...

Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat dis...

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discus...

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the...