Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie revel in the irony that Bruce Springsteen got a DWI and the news came out days after his terrible Jeep Super Bowl commercial aired, Ross and Jessie break down North West's obviously fake painting that Kim Kardashian posted to Twitter, Ross gives his thoughts on why Trump’s second impeachment trial pisses him off and why Taylor Swift is a gangster — plus a Crime Corner featuring...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the woman who tried to use Gorilla Glue as hair spray, the absurd amount of woke Super Bowl commercials, the new Britney Spears documentary from the New York Times and if Britney deserves the conservatorship she’s under — plus what Joe Biden thinks of impeachment and would Jessie live on the island formerly owned by Jeffrey Epstein.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros...

Ross and Jessie get into the latest AOC drama and whether or not she was actually at the Capitol Riots before breaking down the Golden Globe nominees, the wildly disturbing birth scene in the Shia LaBeouf movie ‘Pieces of a Woman’, and why they like their actors to be horrible people — plus a Crime Corner featuring a 93-year-old who may or may not be ex mob muscle putting a bullet in his apartment...

Ross and Jessie break down the continuing stock market insanity with GameStop and AMC — including their thoughts on Mark Cuban’s r/WallStreetBets AMA and Jack Dorsey’s ‘diamond hands’ tweet — Jessie is amused that Ross just realized rich and powerful people are corrupt, plus we cover the Marilyn Manson - Evan Rachel Wood controversy and the audiobook for ‘When the Sun Rises it Dawns on Him’ is now...

Ross and Jessie rage hard against Robinhood for restricting trades on AMC, GameStop and more after the hedge funds asked the free trading platform to save them and their billionaires from WallStreetBets and average traders. Also, Ross and Jessie break down AOC and Ted Cruz agreeing on policing this market manipulation plus Ross talks about the time he had dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio and where do...

Ross and Jessie talk about COVID sniffing dogs in Florida and the one year anniversary of Kobe Bryant’s death, Ross explains why he hates gorillas and why they shouldn’t get COVID vaccines, Jessie breaks down the Kellyanne Conway nude photo scandal and what she thinks happened, Ross discusses catching Jessie watching her most graphic murder porn yet, and Ross and Jessie go off on emotional support...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on everything from Joe Biden’s inauguration including Lady Gaga and J-Lo’s performances, Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton’s outfits, where Biden’s speech ranks all time, how much the media is going to miss Trump, A-Rod being a massive weirdo and phony who loves being J-Lo’s boy toy, and why Bruce Springsteen is full of sh*t — plus a Crime Corner involving drugs an...

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden’s inauguration and Biden’s 100 day mask challenge after he takes office — and how Ross always starts sh*t about wearing masks wherever he goes, Ross wants an electric Hummer, what Trump will do for his last day in office (will he pardon Joe Exotic?), plus Ross and Jessie break down their thoughts on ex-Tiger Woods girl Rachel Uchitel and the new Tiger doc. ghostbe...

Ross and Jessie mourn the death of Siegfried of ‘Siegfried and Roy’ and reminisce about their 2003 tiger attack, break down Armie Hammer’s response to the cannibal rumors, Ross explains why Macaulay Culkin wanting Trump cut from ‘Home Alone 2’ makes no sense, Jessie explains what happens when you meet up with guys who like to sext — plus a Crime Corner featuring a gay German cannibal.   ghostbed.c...

Ross and Jessie talk about their liquor-fueled night at the College Football National Championship Game, Ross's reaction to Ohio State’s loss, Jessie going full Karen on a woman who went Karen on her first over her mask, Trump getting banned from all social media and Parler getting banned from the App Store, plus Armie Hammer’s sex cannibal DMs getting leaked.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Hell...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on protesters storming the Capitol Building yesterday — including the media’s complicity, the woman who was shot and killed, and dumb celebrity reactions to the mob — plus Ross wonders where Trump will go now that social media has banned him and how much freedom of speech do we really still have? ghostbed.com/drinkinbros LiquidIV.com -- Promo Code: NOONERS Expre...

Ross and Jessie revel in Hilaria Baldwin getting caught lying about being Spanish so she could get famous and also break down how super white her parents are, Ross feels for Jason Sudeikis after the news that his ex Olivia Wilde rebounded with Harry Styles, Jessie explains how Meghan Markle is manipulating Prince Harry, plus Ross gives his take on the Georgia Senate runoff elections.   Postmates (...

Ross and Jessie discuss the celebrity deaths that bummed them out the most in 2020, their favorite books and movies — Matthew McConaughey’s autobiography ‘Greenlights’ and the Michael Jordan doc ‘The Last Dance’ — plus they break down Sean Penn looking dead on cable news, Dwayne Haskins raging at a strip club with now make, and one last Crime Corner for 2020.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros HelloFresh....

Ross and Jessie break down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Spotify deal and their podcast trailer, Twitter likely banning Trump on January 21st, Jessie’s love of cult and murder documentaries — and Heaven’s Gate specifically, how Tyler Perry gets his rocks off, and whether or not Tom Cruise is a good person.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

Ross and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: http...

Ross and Jessie go hard Home Depot on how they’ve been screwing over Jessie on appliances, and if Ross walking in and fighting someone would solve the issue, plus they recap their night seeing Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan’s show in Austin and listeners make Giorgio’s dreams come true by completing an impromptu fundraiser to send him to Friday night’s show with Fake Dan. Also, Jessie’s Crime Corner...

Ross’s new book ‘As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him’ for a few weeks (out now) because it’s too naughty, they dump on Apple for pretending they invented regular headphones with their new AirPods Max, talk about going to see Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan tonight but having to get a nose swab to do it, and how Michigan has officially surrendered to Ohio State.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising In...

Ross and Jessie break down the media’s reaction to Trump’s 46 minute election tirade and how the news “covered” it, they take a dump on Austin mayor Steve Adler for telling people to say home while he was in Cabo, Jessie’s Crime Corner features a violent, masturbating Floridian — PLUS, did Jessie microdose Ross’s coffee this morning?   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

Ross and Jessie break down how thoroughly parenting during a pandemic sucks balls, Jessie encourages Ross to get a dark bodybuilder spray tan, Ross wonders why everyone in the world isn’t ready to murder China over COVID, and why Austin has the nicest drug dealers.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros hy.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle...

Ross and Jessie rap about Thanksgiving and tell you why there will be heavy drinking this year, chat about the death of Maradona and his love of cocaine, why you don't want to die the day before Thanksgiving, and why Dave Chappelle rant about boycotting his show makes zero sense at all. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...

Ross and Jessie discuss the weird return of Randy Quaid, Drew Barrymore's talk show segment gone wrong where she married a High School teacher and student, the void left by Trump in the media, we review the Reagans and John Belushi documentaries on Showtime, what Melania should do with the last Christmas at the White House, and the new migrane drugs that Khloe Kardashian is peddling. ghostbed....

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Sara Paulson holiday movie where actresses faked being in a wheelchair during auditions to play her daughter, John Lennon's autographed album to Mark David Chapman hours before he murdered him is up for sale, the serial killer ornaments that are available for sale on Etsy, and why Ross won't buy Jessie a brickoven pizza maker. hellofresh.com/revolution90 gho...

Ross and Jessie discuss the allegations against the SoulCycle instructors that are shaming people in class and why Ross agrees with them, why Bobby Brown would have the most depressing "Behind The Music" ever, why everyone is surfing on Zillow during the pandemic, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner!" ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

Ross and Jessie discuss Post Malone stealing Ross' tv show, getting stung by a bee while doing a live tv interview, why your child probably won't play professional sports, Jessie's sweet softball days as a catcher, the Da Vinci drawing of Jesus that could fetch $135 million, and why Aunt Becky's husband had a dramatic makeover for prison. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquir...

Ross and Jessie discuss Mardi Gras being shut down and more than likely SWSX in Austin, the Bass Pro Shops commercial featuring a Santa behind plexiglass with a plastic face shield on that looks frightening for children, why people are raging that Baby Yoda ate an egg, the new Kevin Hart stand up special dropping on Netflix tonight, and why Ross hates Bill Gates. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertisi...