Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, Joe Rogan’s latest take on cancel culture, Chrissy Teigen’s other super mean tweets she was sending out back in the day before she got self-righteous, Andrew Cuomo’s book deal, their love for Gwyneth Paltrow’s total obliviousness to how wealthy she is, Elon Musk sabotaging crypto prices, and Celine Dion singing “Who Let the D...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Chrissy Teigen’s history of telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself on Twitter, the Colonial pipeline hack and gasoline hoarding, and Gal Gadot getting canceled for being Israeli — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Missouri woman who snuck a gun into prison inside her lady parts.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Golden Globes being cancelled, Seth Rogen explaining why he will no longer work with James Franco, J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting back together, Bill Gates’ divorce, and the tiger on the loose somewhere in Houston.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sl...

Ross and Jessie talk about Caitlyn Jenner's plane hanger problems, dating in the current political landscape and going back to "recycled" exes, giving up on people altogether and making the switch to robots, and childhood dreams never coming to fruition.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 1...

Ross and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more...

Ross and Jessie talk about getting ready to go to the Kentucky Derby — and Jessie reveals her Derby hat, Jessie gives her thoughts on Britney Spears wanting to testify in court on her own behalf, and Ross explains how he’ll react if the Falcons don’t draft Kyle Pitts.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a...

Ross and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHIN...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the announcement that MTV is making more episodes of Ridiculousness, the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather fight, and Celine Dion giving the most underwhelming sexual harassment story ever recorded — plus a Crime Corner about a husband who definitely should’ve gotten away with murdering his wife but somehow totally blew it.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and us...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Demi Lovato going to war against a frozen yogurt shop for promoting diet culture, how they think the Derek Chauvin trial will be affected after what Maxine Waters said about the jury, and Chrissie Teagan blocking Ross on Twitter — plus Ross goes in hard on the car dealership that’s trying to F over him and his dad.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use co...

Ross and Jessie discuss the IPO of Coinbase and go all in--then go all out, Colton Underwood coming out as gay, the death of Bernie Madoff, the shooting in Minnesota, and your grandfather going to his grave without knowing what gets your d**k hard.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Tria...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the news that the government is pausing use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, Meghan Markle not attending Prince Philip’s funeral, Facebook shutting down the Drinkin’ Bros group with 100,000 members, and the NYPD using an evil robot dog.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and mor...

Ross and Jessie talk about Michael Rapaport’s feud with Kevin Durant and the DMs he leaked, Jessie breaks down how she wants to explain her plan to murder Ross to detectives to see if she could get away with it and Ross  misses that there are no badass lawyers anymore who can definitely get you off for murder when you’re guilty, like Johnny Cochrane — plus a CRIME CORNER involving a man lying abou...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on rapper DMX clinging to life on life-support after an OD, the Q-Anon documentary from HBO, if Matt Gaetz was really hooking up with a teenager or not, and the 6-year-old boy who found a bullet in his bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to receive your firs...

Ross and Jessie talk about the black box in the SUV Tiger Woods crashed and what it could have recorded, Joe Biden’s dog major biting ANOTHER person in the White House, why they both hate April Fool’s Day, and Sharon Stone’s insane autobiography — plus Ross takes a smelling salt live on air.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   StrikeForceEnergy.com   As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him - A Novel by Ross Pa...

Ross and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer — plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children.    ghostbed.com/drinkinbr...

Ross and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Go to HARRYS.com/NOONERS to get a Harry's S...

Ross and Jessie are back in Los Angeles to let you feel the mean streets of L.A. as ghetto birds fly by, homeless people scream throughout, Vagabonds play '80s R&B from a bus stop, as Ross wears a shawl to get him through the chilly evening. Wild show.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   StrikeForceEnergy.com   Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping     Advertising Inqu...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the shootings at Asian massage parlors in Atlanta, Jessie goes in on Jared Leto being a terrible actor and also maybe the leader of a sex cult, Ross and Jessie break down the new gay Captain America -- plus Kanye West is a billionaire now.    ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code revolution12 for 12 free meals, including fr...

Ross and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Go to BABBEL.com and use code NOONERS for an...

Ross and Jessie give updates on how the reconstruction of their destroyed Texas home is going, Ross does a drunk Papa John impression while he and Jessie break down why it took so long for Papa to get the n-word out of his vocabulary, and Giorgio explains digital training cards — plus Jessie’s latest Crime Corner features a Weekend at Bernie’s-esque murder.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Go to GetRo...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah, Jessie breaks down every single thing she thinks Meghan Markle lied about, Ross rattles off the latest list of Disney films to be banned from Disney+ for being problematic, and Jessie admits she works out to Tekashi 6ix9ine.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   KEEPS.com/REVOLUTION to get your first month free!...

Ross and Jessie get into the new racist controversy ruining ‘The Bachelor’ and getting host Chris Harrison canceled, why the hell apes at the San Diego Zoo are getting vaccinated before human beings, David Boreanaz having a jack sesh video leaked, and Meghan Markle’s latest drama with the Royal Family — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Spanish rapper who cut off a friend’s wang to go viral.    ghos...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Dr. Suess getting canceled, how gross the people interviewed in the OnlyFans documentary on Hulu were, and Chris Cuomo covering his brother Andrew Cuomo on CNN suddenly being a conflict of interest now — plus Ross and Jessie get the best birthday presents ever from Reuben.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   liquidiv.com promo code NOONERS FOR 25% OFF   Go to HelloF...

Ross and Jessie discuss AMC and Gamestop stocks roaring back to life, Ross' 33rd birthday, Mister Potatohead going genderless, Bruce Springsteen getting off his DUI, and Lady Gaga's dog walker getting shot and her dogs stolen... and you know Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pr...

Ross and Jessie gather together in their new refugee studio to talk about the Obama/Bruce Springsteen podcast collab, the new Woody Allen documentary and the history of Woody banging his stepdaughter turned wife, the Kim and Kanye divorce, and what Bobby Shmurda is doing with his newfound freedom.   ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Go to HelloTushy.com/revolution to get 10% OFF plus FREE shipping   Go t...