Ross Patterson Revolution!

New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKI...

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein.   Go to gho...

Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant’s private parts.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKI...

Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst’s new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon’s ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBRO...

Ross and Jessie celebrate American gymnast Suni Lee’s gold medal win in the women’s individual all-around, Jessie is disgusted at Jared Leto’s newest film look, Ross talks about the website Gawker coming back, and Jessie hates deep dish pizza.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and...

Ross and Jessie discuss US gymnastics superstar Simone Biles leaving the team due to "mental health" reasons, the Woodstock doc on HBO, why AI was used in the new Anthony Bourdain movie, sad A-Rod vs Beniffer on dueling yachts, and Papa G gets the highest we've ever seen him on the show.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjus...

Ross and Jessie break down how much money Dr. Dre’s wife is getting from him in their divorce, Harvey Weinstein looking like a dead body in court in LA, how terrible Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s new movie looks, and Ross reads Giorgio’s Tinder sexts to a 50-year-old woman.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- pl...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos putting just the tip of his little dink rocket into space, Wally Funk becoming the oldest person to ever go to outer space, Tarek El Moussa's and Christina Haack's super messy post-divorce lives and if 'Flip or Flop' will survive, Prince Harry's new book deal, and the world's worst Gmail address.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinki...

Ross and Jessie break down Chrissy Teigen’s latest statement on what it feels like to be canceled and how alone she feels now, Ross talks about going to the AEW pro wrestling match in Austin with his kid last night and how outrageous the show was, and Jessie asks Ross if he’d one day go hunt rhino poachers.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresse...

Ross and Jessie break down this year’s Emmy nominations, the new Anthony Bourdain documentary ‘Roadrunner’, the biggest dong in the history of earth being shown in the new Netflix show ‘Sex Life’, Hilaria Baldwin popping back up, and Popeye’s being accused of hoarding chicken for their new spicy nuggets.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses,...

Ross sits down with the legendary Danny Trejo and Donal Logue to discuss their new book about the crazy life of Danny Trejo, why the movie Poolboy saved his life, whether or Ross and Jessie's favorite tv show "Terriers" is coming back, and Danny's career as a boxer in prison.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Ba...

Ross and Jessie break down the argument Jessie got into with the lamest 12-year-old boy alive during a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, how exhausted Olivia Wilde must be dating Harry Styles, and why there’s nothing wrong with Zach Braff dating Florence Pugh.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101...

Ross and Jessie get into the latest news on actress Allison Mack’s sentencing for her role with the Nexium sex cult and why starting a sex cult might be fun, Bill Cosby being released from prison despite raping 60 women because of prosecutorial incompetence, Meghan McCain announcing she’s leaving ‘The View’, and what will happen if and when Hawks fans and Suns fans get to fight each other in the s...

Ross and Jessie break down how the government is responding to the COVID Delta Variant, the hottest old grannies in Hollywood, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett getting $80 million from Amazon for the podcast they just created less than a year ago, Dr. Jill Biden being on the cover of Vogue but not Melania Trump, and Meghan McCain's cringe Instagram post about Britney Spears.   Go to ghostbed.com/...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Britney Spears's latest attempt to try to get out of her conservatorship, how unlikable Kate Winslet’s character in Mare of Easttown, John McAfee’s suicide and his last Instagram post, and IKEA’s accidentally super racist Juneteenth menu.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and mor...

Ross and Jessie break down the latest in news and entertainment including Brendan Fraser’s shocking new look, the new Pink documentary and if being married to a woman as rich as Pink would be terrible, the chicken wing and rosé shortage, if Dan has shed his DelCo heritage or if he’s still trash, and Walmart going full robot.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVE...

Ross and Jessie give more updates on the ongoing fraud case they have against the pool company that tried to rip them off and then literally robbed them, Ross explains why Ben Affleck went back to J-Lo, and Jessie brings a new cringe corner involving a Real Housewife’s terrible new pop single.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable...

Ross and Jessie talk about an intense sex dream Ross had last night, Lin-Manuel Miranda getting canceled for not having enough Afro-Latino cast members in ‘In the Heights’, why Jessie hates the new female hosts of ‘The Bachelorette, and how ridiculously hard Kiefer Sutherland likes to party.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Ba...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos going to space and what other billionaires they would like to have leave the planet, Kanye West’s new girlfriend and if he will become the stepdad to Bradley Cooper’s kid, and why Ross wants to have Buzz Aldrin on the show so bad.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather-Logan Paul fight and why Ross didn’t hit the after party, Chuck Liddell and Jake Paul talking to each other at the fight, David Spade hosting bachelor in paradise, a mom who told her teen son to masturbate into condoms, and Ellie Kemper’s apology.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses...

Ross and Jessie a man OD'd at Jojo Siwa's Pride party, Jessie solves the Casey Anthony bar fight mystery, which awful human being celebrity would you bang, why AMC got greedy today, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS for buy one get one free Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out...

Ross and Jessie discuss tennis star Naomi Osaka quitting the French Open due to mental health problems, the "Friends" reunion on HBO, a movie that is being shot directly outside our house, the woman who pushed a bear over a wall to save her dogs, and Casey Anthony gets into a bar fight. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on AMC's stock shooting to the moon, the anniversary of Harambe's death, why 'Fast and Furious 9' will save movie theaters, and their kid graduating from first grade -- plus a CRIME CORNER featuring a criminal who got busted because of his love of cheese.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses...

Ross and Jessie break down the renewed and glorious love between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Mark Ruffalo once again getting as political as he possibly can on Twitter, John Cena apologizing to China for saying that Taiwan exists, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley hanging out with Shailene’s ex-boyfriend in Hawaii while Rodgers dresses like a hippie and strums a guitar, and noted skinny old m...

Ross and Jessie break down the newly announced Austin City Limits lineup featuring George Strait and Stevie Nicks, Demi Lovato announcing that she is non-binary, Joe Biden driving an electric truck, and Elon Musk manipulating crypto prices — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Texas lady who got covered in her dead upstairs neighbor’s blood.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS fo...