Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' championship as the head coach for his son's 6 year old soccer team, Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue, why Ross would have been fine with checking out after the Super Bowl this year, the new SpaceX launch where the astronauts all showed up in a Tesla to the launch pad, and why Melania is pissed to have to do one last Christmas at the White Ho...

Ross and Jessie discuss gamers dismembering each other at Walmart over new Playstation 5s, Mike Tyson's fake pee penis, Trump dragging Fox News for their bad ratings, how Ross was skeptical of Netflix's "The Queen's Gambit" until he realized it was about a chess prodigy addicted to 'ludes, Biden celebrations causing COVID spikes, and what bands he'd take a COVID vaccine...

Ross and Jessie wish all the Vets out there an awesome day and hope they get laid at Waffle House, Ross wants to buy NASA's unseen pictures from the 60's at the auction next week, Justin Bieber's pastor gets pops for infidelity, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: http...

Ross and Jessie discuss the new computer that Ross is forced to buy from Apple's bull***t event today, the CDC's new Thanksgiving guidelines where they want us all to eat outside, Ross is willing to circumcise anyone out there who needs one, and we chat about the Mel Gibson Santa movie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss the winners and losers from the 2020 election, what to expect next from each party, potential 2024 candidates, why the media will die when Trump leaves office, if there will be a recount of the votes and what to expect.  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss the worldwide wait for the results in Arizona and Nevada that will likely determine who our next president is, why no one will riot if Joe Biden wins, the conspiracy theories that are circulating concerning fake mail-in ballots, and why people are posting polls of their favorite cereals. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie discuss last night's debacle of an election and how they have called this exact scenario for months, why the election will ultimately end up in the Supreme Court and why Trump will win, how the country attempts to heal and if they can after this, and why Ross thinks the end of the world is near. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privac...

Ross and Jessie discuss what to watch for tonight during the election results, which states will report first, and which ones will be the lasts one in.  Ross gives his final prediction as well and asks the question, "What if they media gets it wrong again?" VOTE! ghostbed.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss the uneasiness of America the day before the election, Ross guiding his child's soccer team to yet another victory, the death of Sean Connery, celebrities with giant hogs, and the aftermath of Halloween. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie dress up for their annual "Halloween Spooktacular Show" as Jessie reads frightening Halloween stories, Ross finds his new kink, and the two discuss why domestic abuse is wrong on Halloween. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ross and Jessie discuss Keith Raniere being sentenced to 120 years in prison, Justin Turner getting pulled mid-game during the World Series for testing positive for Covid then going back to party, Ross and Jessie discuss who they would risk it all for, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & O...

Ross and Jessie discuss how the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett has Democrats demanding they "pack the court" and add more liberal Justices, Jessie does fake campaign ads for her favorite local politicians, how Reese Witherspoon might run for office, and why the new "Saved By The Bell" reboot looks great. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brand...

Ross and Jessie discuss watching the sex tapes pulled from Hunter Biden's laptop and why it is probably too late to make a dent in the election, why Sacha Baron Cohen waited too long to make the sequel to "Borat", the 60 Minutes interview with all the presidential candidates last night, and Ross explains why the state of Texas will turn blue within ten years. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros A...

Ross and Jessie discuss an acting class where a guy wrote a scene about polio, Rudy Giuliani showing up with his pants down in Borat, Iran sending fake emails about the Proud Boys, Jessie's weird obsession with Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, and why Jessie hates museums.  ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privac...

Ross and Jessie discuss the new "rules" for the final presidential debate tomorrow night which include muting mics and no mention of foreign policy, Jessie runs through her entire drug history as Ross questions Hunter Biden's poor man crack choice, the Pope is now allowing gay people to get married, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Adv...

Ross and Jessie discuss Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating live on a Zoom call with his co-workers, Ross breaks down his Top celebrity j-off moments, Troy Aikman gets caught popping off on a hot mic that he wants Biden/Harris, and Jeff Bridges announces he has cancer prompting Jessie to admit that he was her first "Daddy." ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.c...

Ross and Jessie discuss the anxiety leading up to the election in two weeks, Ross rages on the Avengers cast doing a fundraiser for Joe Biden, why Chris Pratt has been "canceled", Ross and Jessie celebrate their 7 year anniversary today, and Jables goes all in for her love of crab rangoon. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https...

Ross and Jessie discuss tonight's Trump and Biden dueling town hall events on two different networks at the same time, Ross cries over the Braves brutal loss last night, is the second wave of Covid coming or is it just the media, and Jables goes down the dark deep hole of the popular children's YouTube star "Blippi". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

Ross and Jessie discuss Clare Crawley the new 39 year old Bachelorette and how she ruined the show for any woman in her late 30's, why people are fat shaming Billie Eilish, how it's time to give Amy Adams an Oscar so she can go back to looking normal again, the breaking news of Trump and Biden having separate Town Hall events on Thursday night on 2 different channels, and why Amy Coney Bar...

Ross and Jessie discuss showing up to the polls to vote in Texas and the lines being around the block and what it means, Ross rages on the new "Apple Event" and why he hates it, Jessie tells us why we need to all become sheep, and we bring you and all new "Crime Corner!" ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

Ross and Jessie opine over the new anger of Columbus Day, what white can REALLY do to give back to Indians today, the Oscar Pistorius documentary on ESPN, why Yelp is going to allow you to leave racism reviews, Ross wants tanning injections for low Vitamin D, and the confirmation for Amy Coney Barrett has begun. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...

Ross and Jessie recap last night's Vice Presidential Debate, chat about James Vanderbeek moving back to the Varsity Blues state, doing an unfiltered Bacherlette Patreon show, why Ross proposed to Jessie in Austin, the Gretchen Whitmer kidnap attempt broken up by the FBI, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt...

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Eddie Van Halen and how the group was seamlessly able to replace lead singers, we choose between David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Hagar, we chat about the new Netflix doc "American Murder", Ross tells you why he did it and why every neighborhood is filled with white women in pyramid schemes. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...

Ross and Jessie discuss how more leaked tape of Melania Trump's private phone conversations keep leaking, how there is going to be plexiglass separating the VP debate tomorrow night, why Jessie wants to become an "In Person Influencer", the size of Tyga's penis on Only Fans, and why Morgan Freeman narrated the new 21 Savage album. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros   Advertising Inquiries: h...

Ross and Jessie discuss how everyone now has Covid in the White House including Kayleigh McEnany, why Ethan Hake went "Too Ethan Hawke" in his new Showtime show The Good Lord Bird, how Meghan Markle might run for president, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". ghostbed.com/drinkinbros Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...