The Irish Times

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 1 29.08.2016 8:40

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 1 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We can hear them chanting through the walls of the dressing room 26.08.2016 6:10

We can hear them chanting through the walls of the dressing room by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You’re so transparent. You’re trying to butter me up so I won’t humiliate you too badly’ 22.08.2016 7:19

‘You’re so transparent. You’re trying to butter me up so I won’t humiliate you too badly’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘After 2km, I’m wheezing like a 60-cigarettes-a-day man while Garret isn’t even breathing heavily’ 17.08.2016 6:23

‘After 2km, I’m wheezing like a 60-cigarettes-a-day man while Garret isn’t even breathing heavily’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘He’s got 12 months of hord training behind him. All I’ve really got is drugs’ 05.08.2016 5:37

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘He’s got 12 months of hord training behind him. All I’ve really got is drugs’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘That’s a side-effect of taking these pills, by the way – short-term memory, em . . . thingy ’ 29.07.2016 5:34

‘That’s a side-effect of taking these pills, by the way – short-term memory, em . . . thingy ’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What’s happening with your face?’ ‘I’m thinking. I’m thinking deeply’ 22.07.2016 5:54

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What’s happening with your face?’ ‘I’m thinking. I’m thinking deeply’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I suddenly feel the kind of shame that only a couple of lunchtime pints can help erase’ 16.07.2016 6:06

‘I suddenly feel the kind of shame that only a couple of lunchtime pints can help erase’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz" 08.07.2016 6:17

"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Do you want to be the fedda puking his ring up on the soyud of the road? 01.07.2016 5:30

“Do you want to be the fedda puking his ring up on the soyud of the road? by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I find myself standing on Vico Road, hand on the wall, throwing my breakfast up’ 24.06.2016 6:07

‘I find myself standing on Vico Road, hand on the wall, throwing my breakfast up’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Claire doesn’t have, like, a Wicklow Wicklow accent? she’s very, very nearly South Dublin’ 17.06.2016 5:58

‘Claire doesn’t have, like, a Wicklow Wicklow accent? she’s very, very nearly South Dublin’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Are any of you familiar with Countdown?’ Of course they are – they were in UCD 10.06.2016 5:52

‘Are any of you familiar with Countdown?’ Of course they are – they were in UCD by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’re like a young Katie Hopkins – except more, I don’t know, evil?’ 03.06.2016 6:20

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’re like a young Katie Hopkins – except more, I don’t know, evil?’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JP’s dad won’t be able to show his face in Doheny & Nesbitt’s again 27.05.2016 6:19

JP’s dad won’t be able to show his face in Doheny & Nesbitt’s again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I can see Honor standing in the wings, giving Miss Pallister the famous one-finger salute’ 20.05.2016 6:11

‘I can see Honor standing in the wings, giving Miss Pallister the famous one-finger salute’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She might have fitted into the dress on our wedding day, but now, well..' 20.05.2016 5:32

She might have fitted into the dress on our wedding day, but now, well..' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I put Leinster on the Census form as my religion’ 07.05.2016 6:08

‘I put Leinster on the Census form as my religion’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘If at first you don’t succeed, it’s a pretty good indication you’re never going to’ 29.04.2016 5:29

‘If at first you don’t succeed, it’s a pretty good indication you’re never going to’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I could tell you the word she used except The Irish Times probably wouldn’t print it’ 22.04.2016 6:07

‘I could tell you the word she used except The Irish Times probably wouldn’t print it’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I can’t wait to see Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you in the High Court' 15.04.2016 6:00

‘I can’t wait to see Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you in the High Court' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: doing a hard sell on Inchicore as an estate agent 08.04.2016 5:53

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: doing a hard sell on Inchicore as an estate agent by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honor is naturally gifted on the piano. She’d want to be – we’ve spent about 12 grand on lessons 01.04.2016 6:00

Honor is naturally gifted on the piano. She’d want to be – we’ve spent about 12 grand on lessons by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The last time JP had his hand on a breast, it came out of a bucket’ 25.03.2016 6:33

‘The last time JP had his hand on a breast, it came out of a bucket’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’ 18.03.2016 6:12

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.