The Irish Times

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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‘Are you the same guy who first called Mullingar the Gateway to Dublin?’ 12.03.2016 5:55

If JP is crazy enough to think he can take the chest-bump out of selling houses, he’s crazy enough to do anything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband' 04.03.2016 6:08

‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ 27.02.2016 5:57

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ 19.02.2016 6:04

‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Keep your friends close. But make sure you have the means to destroy them’ 16.02.2016 6:07

“Once Chorles discovered how highly the porty rated in the opinion polls, he didn’t want to discuss issues in case it alienated the people who were already committed to vote for us. That’s not politics to me, Chris – it’s morkeshing.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha 05.02.2016 5:59

This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons 29.01.2016 6:26

He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind 15.01.2016 6:25

These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These are going to be our Family Date Nights 08.01.2016 5:41

These are going to be our Family Date Nights by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night? 02.01.2016 5:38

Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night? by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight 18.12.2015 6:18

I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw 14.12.2015 5:58

You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I actually love women. If that makes me a feminist, then so be it. 14.12.2015 5:12

I actually love women. If that makes me a feminist, then so be it. by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas is a time of year when, er… you get loads of stuff 27.11.2015 6:03

Christmas is a time of year when, er… you get loads of stuff by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m the porty spokesperson on Gender Issues 20.11.2015 6:38

I’m the porty spokesperson on Gender Issues by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross, we need to take Pang to the Beacon – right now 13.11.2015 6:06

Ross, we need to take Pang to the Beacon – right now by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My son’s nickname is Manslaughter. 06.11.2015 6:10

My son’s nickname is Manslaughter. by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorcha hasn't touched her chicken 30.10.2015 6:08

Sorcha hasn't touched her chicken by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Ireland won alright. Which means we’re into the semi-finals of the World Cup!” 23.10.2015 6:06

“Ireland won alright. Which means we’re into the semi-finals of the World Cup!” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“A lot of children are just born that way – they’re d**kheads.” 16.10.2015 5:44

“A lot of children are just born that way – they’re d**kheads.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m there, “Pang, give me those cigarettes.” She goes, “Get away from me, you racist!” 09.10.2015 6:02

I’m there, “Pang, give me those cigarettes.” She goes, “Get away from me, you racist!” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can do it on the upper deck of a no 40 bus 02.10.2015 5:50

If you can do it on the upper deck of a no 40 bus by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘If you bought a gaff in Tenerife, they'd say they bought one in Elevenerife’ 23.09.2015 6:21

‘If you bought a gaff in Tenerife, they'd say they bought one in Elevenerife’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I should report you – underfloor heating is a human right 18.09.2015 6:07

I should report you – underfloor heating is a human right by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seedless in Seattle Extract Five 14.09.2015 9:18

Seedless in Seattle Extract Five by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.