The Irish Times

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall 03.02.2017 6:02

The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’ 27.01.2017 6:01

‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in' 20.01.2017 5:25

‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation" 13.01.2017 5:49

"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I win Most Ingenious Yet Borderline Illegal Use of the Phrase “Within Commutable Distance” award’ 12.01.2017 6:21

"All those prophets of doom who said we would never again make the mistakes of the Celtic tiger era have been proven well and truly wrong. We’re not only making those mistakes, we’re making lots of new ones as well.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’ 29.12.2016 5:57

‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’ 21.12.2016 6:05

‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne 15.12.2016 5:36

Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’ 09.12.2016 6:26

‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation 02.12.2016 6:39

Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you' 25.11.2016 5:47

‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else 17.11.2016 6:13

I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back 11.11.2016 6:11

When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny 07.11.2016 6:00

Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’ 21.10.2016 6:11

‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’ 13.10.2016 6:05

‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them 07.10.2016 5:51

Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.” 30.09.2016 5:50

“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’ 23.09.2016 5:57

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’ 16.09.2016 6:05

‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’ 09.09.2016 6:28

‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’ 02.09.2016 6:28

‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4 29.08.2016 7:49

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3 29.08.2016 10:45

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2 29.08.2016 4:55

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.