The Irish Times

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Comedy EN ↓ 596 episodes

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Irish Times

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.irishtimes.com

Latest episode

Jun 26, 2026

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Episodes

‘Our bogey group should be lactose-intolerant Border-county cyclists’ 16.11.2018

The old man is plotting a fresh course for New Republic given the Peter Casey effect. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I’m now a member of nine Mount Anville WhatsApp groups' 09.11.2018

This is my life now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Just because people are vulnerable doesn’t mean they’re not taking the piss’ 02.11.2018

"Peter Casey has out-Charles-O’Carroll-Kellyed Charles O’Carroll-Kelly" says the old man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Honor was actually conceived in this cor?’ ‘We should push it off a cliff’ 26.10.2018

Sorcha gets teary about her old Rav4 in Dundrum cor pork Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’ 19.10.2018

Ross gets a horsh lesson on how Mount Anville moms’ WhatsApp groups really work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’ 12.10.2018

Sorcha tells Ross that Honor has set up a review site. It’s called Rate My Playdate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time' 05.10.2018

What would Johnny Sexton do when confronted with plotting a way through Dublin’s no-go areas? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’ 28.09.2018

I’ve joined the WhatsApp group the moms set up, and it is intense... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes" 21.09.2018

I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females 14.09.2018

The boys can presumably see that Mallorie Kennedy is a serious, serious honey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4 07.09.2018

Fourth and final excerpt from Dancing with the Tsars, the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book from Paul Howard. And we're back tomorrow with Ross's regular audio column.(Earlier we reposted Excerpt #1 in error - apologies to our listeners) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Working remotely is modern business-speak for on your own time and for no extra money’ 07.09.2018

I’ve been slaving over the microwave to prepare a family meal for us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #3 06.09.2018

Preparing for Round Two of the Strictly Mount Anville Father and Daughter Dance Competition. Excerpt three of four from Dancing with the Tsars. It's available in bookshops today. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #2 05.09.2018

Sorcha delivers her maiden speech on the floor of the Seanad, with mixed results. The second of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll Kelly book, Dancing with the Tsars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #1 04.09.2018

It's the first of four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book 'Dancing with the Tsars'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I suddenly feel like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society’ 31.08.2018

It’s portly my responsibility to deal with the triplets’ swearing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Goys, this is Tayto Pork!’ The triplets’ faces light up’ 24.08.2018

‘Focking fockers!’ Brian goes, obviously looking forward to releasing some of that pent-up energy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'A chill goes through my body as I notice her - get this - kissing an actual boy' 17.08.2018

Honor lasted the course in the Gaeltacht - and that's suspicious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"There’s a lot of Oh! My! God!s – even by normal South Dublin standards" 10.08.2018

While Honor’s away, the guests will play. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You cried once when Elaine Crowley was on holidays and someone else was presenting Midday’ 03.08.2018

Honor’s off to Irish college somewhere called Tralee – I’m going to miss the little wagon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Tag rugby is, like, speed dating for South Dublin people’ 27.07.2018

Time for the Rossmeister to show this LinkedIn team what actual rugby is Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I’m reminded of an old rugby saying of mine: never be afraid to let the opposition see your abs’ 20.07.2018

One by one, I open the buttons of my shirt. Then, I stort unloading the dishwashing, making sure to let him see The Six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The hosepipe ban isn’t for People Like Us. It’s only €125’ 13.07.2018

Fionnuala has tipped waiters that much for a good Martini. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I considered driving over a cliff just so I wouldn’t have to hear their focking voices’ 06.07.2018

Tempers fray as the family are landed with some cling-ons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'I'm close to cracking up and we're not even on the runway yet' 29.06.2018

The family is flying to the south of France. It hasn't started well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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