The Irish Times

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’ 11.10.2019 6:50

The Rossmeister is struck with a sudden case of FOMO with just one phone call. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me' 04.10.2019 5:52

Being fired as godfather is making him teary - so is the breakfast beer... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory' 01.10.2019 5:49

Sorcha's was served on a VHS copy of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Isn’t everyone wearing a kimono to watch the rugby? 20.09.2019 6:16

‘According to Fionn, it makes me guilty of a thing called “cultural appropriation’’’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Munster beat the All Blacks. We’ve all heard the story... but did it really happen?’ 13.09.2019 6:24

The old dear thinks the old man has lost his marbles. He’s set up a vlog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘How does another dog plus five grand sound?’ 06.09.2019 6:10

Baxter’s rightful owner has shown up, and Honor’s not giving him up without a dogfight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘How dare they leave out the hyphen?’ 30.08.2019 6:25

A letter from Munster Rugby leaves Ross's old man pacing the floor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Three 29.08.2019 5:03

The third and final excerpt from 'Schmidt Happens', the eighteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Two 28.08.2019 10:33

The second of three exclusive excerpts from 'Schmidt Happens', the eighteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Schmidt Happens: Excerpt One 27.08.2019 9:50

The first of three exclusive excerpts from 'Schmidt Happens', the eighteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’ 23.08.2019 12:24

In an extract from his new book, Schmidt Happens, Ross O’Carroll-Kelly has taken on his toughest job yet – coaching the Facebook tag rugby team for their annual summer match against Google. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The dude pats me down to make sure I’m not packing heat’ 16.08.2019 6:17

Ross doesn’t like what he sees when he visits Ronan at work for some lunchtime pints. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You can’t fire me as a godparent. I resign’ 09.08.2019 5:54

The dog is for the chop until Ross channels his inner rugby captain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A south Dublin borbecue – what could possibly go wrong? 02.08.2019 6:31

Christian is horrified to find his Wagyu steak looks tougher than Billy Vunipola. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’ 26.07.2019 5:42

A dickhead of a smoke alorm ruins Ross’s night and leads him to a surprising discovery... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You found 10 bags of cocaine and you go to the police?’ 20.07.2019 6:10

Ro learns how to handle found goods, from the master, Hennessy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘It’s coke, Rosser.’ I’m there, ‘Well I knew it wasn’t Shake n’Vac’ 12.07.2019 5:36

The old man got more than he bargained for when he bought a Lambo at a Cab auction Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’ve tried my best not to love my son any less since he storted wearing glasses 05.07.2019 5:42

I have to remember to treat them all equally, even though one of them is clearly never going to play Leinster Schools Senior Cup rugby due to being basically half-blind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honor has suddenly started to think about environmental issues ... but why? 29.06.2019 6:12

My daughter had previously told me that being seen to care is a sign of weakness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honor leaves Love Island to admit to driving the cor 21.06.2019 6:03

‘Do you know how embarrassing it is to live in Killiney and have to drive stick shift?’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘While I hate lying to him, that’s my job as a parent’ 14.06.2019 5:46

I end up carrying Leo in to the ophthamologist. I don’t know why – there’s fock-all wrong with his legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘Sorcha says the words that every rugby father dreads’ 08.06.2019 5:48

She walks into the kitchen and storts looking at Leo in a suddenly strange way Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'The Lambo my old man gave Ro is having a strange effect on him' 31.05.2019 5:40

‘Your accent has gone full Colin Farrell from Intermission since we passed the turn-off for Newtownmountkennedy’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘We’re going to be doing what I call, Maths Through Rugby’ 24.05.2019 6:10

Rosston College has an eventful first day with the triplets out of Montessori. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘You’re a Montessori teacher. A babysitter with good insurance cover’ 17.05.2019 5:59

It wouldn’t be an uncommon occurrence for me and Sorcha to find ourselves in a school principal’s office having to apologise for the behaviour of our children. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.