The Irish Times
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 26, 2026
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Episodes
‘I’ve never been much of a conversationalist, but I’m on fire with this woman’ 26.09.2020 6:05
It storted with the shooting-of-the-s**t that goes with a doorstep package handover Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘They want us to vacate this place so they can use it as a love shack?’ 18.09.2020 6:02
Sorcha’s old dear and my old man are supposed to be moving into the Lalors’ holiday home in Brittas Bay, except three dudes – studenty types – have been refusing to leave. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I wouldn’t expect an animal to live in that place. And, besides, it’s rented out at the moment’ 11.09.2020 6:16
The old pair are a bad influence on Honor so the plan was to move them out... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I’ve seen her drink turpentine and still be sober enough for nine holes in Foxrock 04.09.2020 6:25
It looks like she’s a cranky drunk – in that way, she does take after her grandmother Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This is still the Vico Road. Pandemic or no pandemic 28.08.2020 6:02
There are landmork moments in our children’s lives. First day of school. First time you hold their hair back so they can vomit a naggin of vodka Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your old dear is no scene-stealer... she has sticky-out ears and legs like the William Dorgan Bridge 21.08.2020 6:50
‘Your dad is the leader of a political porty that believes women should have to re-sit their driving test every six months to prove their competency to drive’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I’m going to ask you something,’ Sorcha goes, ‘Have you two been sleeping together?’ 14.08.2020 6:24
‘I suspected there was something going on. I have a sixth sense for this’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘We could be in DeVille’s among people who get where we’re coming from. Literally the Vico Road’ 07.08.2020 6:46
The sensible thing to do is to accept defeat early and try to get back on the road before the traffic gets bad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re not American. This is how people from south Dublin talk? 31.07.2020 6:44
The Dingle restaurant owner thinks Ross’s family are from the US – and things get ugly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I know none of us should be travelling - but Fock it’ 24.07.2020 6:37
‘Quinta do Farranfore? I’ve never heard of it’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘We’ll be eating soup in Drizzle Mór while everyone else is sipping pina coladas’ 18.07.2020 6:01
Posting a Fáilte Ireland pic on Instagram doesn’t mean you’re actually on a staycation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘You see, the 50-person limit has made Mass tickets a hot commodity’ 11.07.2020 6:16
It seems young Ronan is doing a line in black morket tickets for Masses and church services Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘That’ll teach him to challenge the Rossmeister to a mickey-swinging contest’ 03.07.2020 6:37
Time to put Christian in his place – after all, it’s what best friends are for Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I’m the same as you. I hate it when other people are good at stuff that I’m not good at’ 26.06.2020 6:00
Honor plots revenge for Ross after his rugby chat gets hijacked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘We give our children everything they ask for, if that makes us bad parents – guilty as chorged’ 19.06.2020 6:30
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: I’m not sure we’re the kind of family who likes fun Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She saw a goy in a white coat and shouted, ‘Hero!’ And he was like, ‘Er, I work in Kiehl’s’ 12.06.2020 6:12
Honor restorts the economy while Sorcha’s Zoom call proves fatal to Ro’s alibi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘We’re having a fancy dress porty and I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’ 05.06.2020 6:36
Despite Sorcha’s warning, Ross may have just made a bad situation worse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it once, it gets easier’ 29.05.2020 6:56
Rueful Ross realises the old man may have amorous notions when he spots that missing Greg Norman hat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘It’s a shame it took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’ 22.05.2020 6:30
'You’re lucky my orms don’t stretch two metres – because I would deck you for that' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Dad, you can shove your offer. I’m going to sit the Leaving Cert’ 15.05.2020 6:43
The Rossmeister prepares for a third crack at the exams with Honor’s home-schooling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I’ve been booking supermorket delivery slots weeks in advance. Then selling them for €70 each’ 12.05.2020 6:14
Welcome to the horsh realities of the free morket, Honor goes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Ross, how would you like to make love to a woman with grey hair?’ 02.05.2020 6:14
After weeks in lockdown Sorcha’s roots are showing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘Sorcha has an – I think it’s a word – alterior motive for the Zoom call’ 24.04.2020 6:11
Sorcha is working on her best self and getting the old man and old dear talking again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Joe Wicks goes, ‘That’s our warm-up completed.’ I’m already focked 17.04.2020 6:14
Phoning ‘Mom’ is a sure sign Covid-19 crisis brings out the best in people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’ 10.04.2020 6:12
Neighbourly gestures are one thing, but a hostage exchange is quite another. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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