Roleplay Retcon

This episode is one twisty reveal after another! With the sun setting and their tummies rumbling, the trio seek out a place to rest, where they find something so strange even Dongle is surprised. Hank boxes shadows. Kris tells a secret. Frank lays it all on the line. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson f...

In this special stand-alone episode, we combine our knowledge of the literally hundreds of Hallmark Christmas Movies with the power of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey to create our own Hallmark Holiday Heartstring Hefter. "Reindeer Over Me." Will holiday-hater Darby find what she's looking for in her hometown, where it's always Christmas? Will she find new love with her old flame Handso, or commi...

Sonic and Team work to defeat the second half of the Classic Console challenge, which includes a brawl with fighting game royalty, a 3D platforming race, and a boss battle against the most terrifying face in video games. Frank repeats his past. Kris does a 360 Varial McTwist. Hank chills out. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to...

The Arcade trial is behind the mismatched protagonists and they're ready for their next one: A roulette of '90s console challenges that starts with a boss battle and unexpected guests. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wiel...

The games begin! Kris and Frank discover a way to rescue Gina and meet the amnesiac (but athletic) Hank and the mysteries inside his bag. Frank gets to relive some of his glory days. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland!...

It's Kris Frehley's birthday! Their adorable 8-year-old daughter, Gina, wants to celebrate all day by going to work with them at Tek-Tite, the huge tech corporation currently developing an AI that can construct almost anything from "Pixels," a new universal building block. Meanwhile, Kris's estranged father and former arcade champ Frank is in New York City to see Kris for the first time in years a...

Ben explains why he wants to remake the 2015 Adam Sandler movie Pixels and we walk through Save Game, the Fate Core variant by Rob Wieland we're using to re-imagine the movie! We also introduce our guest Kyle Taylor, Shenanigoons cast member and Nerdsmith Network director!

The entire Roleplay Retcon experience purified into a single episode! We remake the 1992 hit (and critically-panned) movie The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. Featuring guest star Alex Roberts and her game For the Queen! | A soundtrack by Amanda Cole! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |

Climb aboard our Luxury Yacht, Luxurynaut! Pour yourself a flagon of gold-plated cognac and unwind with us as we reminisce about our time in the Arrested Development universe. We talk about the Netflix seasons of the show, how our version stacks up against them, and our thoughts on SOAP.

Everyone bets it all in their final turns of our re-do of Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. Will the cousins kiss? Will Tobias and Lindsay work it out or walk it out? Will we figure out what the heck Gob is doing? Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon. Thank you to Cal...

The Bluths spread out: The separated Funkes to their labyrinthine mansion, George-Michael and Maebey and both their fathers to the local bean joint, and the rest of the Bluth clan in court for an unspeakable crime against nature (although we do speak it because it's a podcast).   Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen...

Seasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development no longer exist! Instead, we take a crack at making our own very short season 4, starting with catching up with what the Bluths have been doing for the past 10 years! Thanks to our guests Anna Askew, Franz Sweeney, Caleb Montgomery, Charlie Welsh, Amy Kim, and Jeanette Blasius! Arrested Development original music by David Schwartz

It's a wrap party for The Dark Tower! We read some fan retcon ideas, cast our characters, retcon the retcon, and reveal our next series! Not gonna lie, it gets a little intense in this one! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! |...

The ka-tet reaches the clearing at the end of the path. Enemies are revealed. Friends are found.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |    

The ka-tet is a man down and a woman up. They make the decision to press on with their new mission and ambush Jonas and his men, whom they assume is lying in wait for them at the mayor's mansion.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord se...

The shootout continues against the agents of the insurrectionist John Farson, a.k.a. "The Good Man." Roland is reminded of his hawk friend David's sacrifice on his path to being a Gunslinger. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord serve...

The party stretches into its third episode-- no, just kidding, there's guns in this one. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |

Dinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado.  Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Pat...

The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our...

The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG...

Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff...

The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This seri...

In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewar...

It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord ser...