RJ Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about Hey Arnold, broadway plays, raw human emotion, paradoxes, golf, Father's Day and Jesus

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Powerpuff Girls, The Fall Out Of Fall Out Boy, Atlanta, not being afraid, friends from the neighborhood, guns, cookies and our new line of clothing

RJ and Tope rap about dogs, steel drums, Fall Out Boy, RJ's soapbox, America, Kanye and shitty impressions.

RJ and Tope rap about porn cartoons, Enemies From The Neighborhood, remixes, UPS, diss tracks to no one, Busta Rhymes and Tope is STILL really mad at RJ.

RJ and Tope rap about 5-Star iTunes reviews, The Spice Girls, Mumble Rap, easy Spanish lessons, Purple Drank and breaking promises.

RJ and Tope rap about our pod-versary, Déjà vu, words RJ can’t say, words RJ shouldn’t say, grandma, IsDMXInJail.com, The Spice Girls and everyone’s favorite children’s TV show. Thanks for supporting us for the last two years!

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, Lent, new podcast ideas, angry RJ, homographs, genetic ancestry testing and our deepest apologies to Alabama (RTR & War Eagle!)

RJ and Tope rap about White (Rap) History Month, the Ryan Lewis of RJ Hates Rap, having pity, Queen and David Bowe, Funky Bunches, having something to prove and Suge Knight.

RJ and Tope rap about cocaine, Sister Act 2, great historical black figures, RJ & Tope's new island nation, black Westerns, Buffalo soldiers and Muhammad Ali

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5 Star Reviews, great historical black figures, things that are and aren't funny, cocaine prices, the ten crack commandments and Tope might need to go to rehab

RJ and Tope rap about Christmas, Tope ruining Christmas, holiday cheer, holiday gun shots, sitting on different parts of Santa's body, kuuuuuussssshhhhhh and naturally Hanukkah.  Merry Something Everyone!!

RJ and Tope rap about some of the most popular (I didn't say best) songs that have a rap feature.  Will RJ hate them?  Yes...yes he will

RJ and Tope rap about Bernie Sanders, RJHatesRapalooz, another one, heterosexual sex, the many meanings of Quavo, Netflix 'n Chill and another one

RJ and Tope rap about our return, a new potential feud, Eminem being a bad rapper, mommy issues, Elvis and our new Pateron exclusive podcast, The Mixtape.  We back baby!  

RJ and Tope rap about Episode 69, Jay-Z’s “retirement”, rappers with white names, licking every part of a body, how to talk to cops, nicknames for other parts of a body.  

RJ and Tope rap about #TheRoadTo69, our great friends from the neighborhood, bad sex, Red Lobster, shitty musicals and RJ's favorite instrument

RJ and Tope rap about #TheRoadTo69, XXL Freshman Class of 2017, great movie songs, our newest feud with Alicia Keys and Vladimir Putin (naturally)

RJ and Tope rap our HUGE announcement, #TheRoadTo69, RJ's favorite rapper, Tope's favorite parents and 3rd degree white crimes.

RJ and Tope rap about 90s movies, thug life, little Jake, another round of F/F/Goose, George Bush and what the hell it means to be a gangsta.

RJ and Tope rap about the worst nickname of all-time, social media, Snapchatting muffins, dick pics, Nicki's ass and poop!

RJ and Tope rap about Oscar-winning movies, butts, elephants, Netflix's Dear White People, and our favorite characters from kid TV show. 

RJ and Tope rap about Jay-Z vs Nas (Part 3), rap cherries, the most dangerous parts of New. The York, The Sopranos, committed relationships, babies and a woman named Carmen

RJ and Tope rap about Jay-Z vs Nas (Part 2), rap cherries, words you SHOULD NOT say, Tae-Bo, word you SHOULD NOT say, John D. Rockefeller, big lips and words YOU SHOULD NOT SAY!

RJ and Tope rap about the longest podcast in RJ Hates Rap history, the history of Jay-Z vs Nas, freestyles, Michael Jackson, Queens, Brooklyn, RJ hating rap (spoilers), Kanye West, Beans....

Welcome to the first (and last) episode of RJ Hates Tope! Tope and RJ rap about switching roles, diversity, things that go up your nose, famous white rappers...