RJ Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about THE SECOND BIGGEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME…VOLUME 200!!!! Thank you for being with us for 9 years.

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, the state of white people, a delicious break from potatoes, things RJ refuses to eat, grooming your personal parts, having sex with Kid Rock and the last episode before THE SECOND BIGGEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, Anna Hathaway, the difference between rap and hip hop, Hasidic Jews, maa·tuhs·yaa·hoo, BBQ shops and a message from a friend

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History month, white people foods, worst three things in the world, Jewish rappers, references RJ get, Boy Meets World and our very very very rich fans.

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, 2000s film directors, little Big brothers, having black friends, Hip-Hop, Boston and another member of Eminem’s feud list

RJ and Tope rap about meeting in college, best friend quizzes, misspelling Doja Cat’s name, female friendships, reasons for being a best friend, key-less cars and blow-outs

RJ and Tope rap about New Years Resolutions, other demos, one hit wonders, side pieces, famous Brad Pitt performances and the weirdest turf war of all time.

RJ and Tope rap about RJ Hates Spotify Wrapped, not the biggest rap song of 2024, the Tom Brady of BJs, understanding Future’s English, chopped up samples and the first big shot of the Kendrick/Drake feud…if you like that

RJ and Tope rap about weddings, documentaries about our childhood, spending all your money, a very weird F/F/Goose, popular Tik Tok sounds and a music video made for RJ

RJ and Tope rap about holidays, being inclusive, learning Jewish words, the nights of Christmas vs the nights of Hanukkah, Jewish booty and a Christmas surprise 

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, the state of white people, Beyonce, metaphors that don’t hit, things black people love, things black people hate, Skype and GEAH!

RJ and Tope rap about RapGPT, happy stuff, white people music, a career in mediocrity, Bill Cosby, Bob Baker and social media that no one uses

RJ and Tope rap about pre-elections, Disney characters running for office, respecting women, terrible movies, terrible actors, butt stuff and did I mention respecting women?

RJ and Tope rap about Halloween after Halloween, costumes, lady parts, having a sweet tooth, reasons to live, the gayest age and the secret life of Lil Wayne?

RJ and Tope rap about being sick, Maine, lack of Bow Wow, Halloween, the creation of a monster, Napoleon Dynamite, Nicki being Nicki and puns.

RJ and Tope rap about the end of 50Centember, [redacted baby oil rapper], sampling songs from the 80s, feuds within a feud, remorse vs regret, Eminem saying really bad things and rap pettiness

RJ and Tope rap about 50Centember, mixology, country music, Miss Queens 2024, going after family, a coming-out party and a very confusing request by RJ

RJ and Tope rap about 50Centember, RJ’s nicknames, WORDS YOU SHOULDNT SAY, good wholesome gay jokes, the origin of super villains and 8 mile. 

RJ and Tope rap about 50Centember, flirting with couches, Ja Rule’s rebuttal, black pain, future vice presidents, failing spelling bees and the ONE thing you never say to Eminem

RJ and Tope rap about 50Centember, fun facts about Argentina, a primer to 50 Cent vs Ja Rule, Shaq, being a professional hype man, tasty food vs bigotry and a different kind of martial arts

RJ and Tope rap about Andy Samberg, drunk white women, rap for tweens, Selena Gomez, Ludacris’ career, Hailey Bieber and black voice actor

RJ and Tope rap about the LA Olympics, break dancing, America in the 90s, a fake real person, bad cities in Oklahoma and the inner city.

RJ and Tope rap about high school, Drake vs Kendrick (again), a special September treat, having problems, weird things about male body parts, joining a monasteries and confusing Halle Berry with Halle Bailey

RJ and Tope rap cucks, diss tracks, Olympics rings, NWA, disses that do not hold up in 2024, Roots, dinner with Presidents and living with white people.

RJ and Tope rap drag queens, Queer Abby, four very weird people. being white, The Masked Singer, shooting your friends and things you probably shouldn’t say