RJ Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about the state of white people, elections, old dudes, LGBTQ, gangs and a full lesson in handkerchiefs

RJ and Tope rap about St Louis, Buzzfeed quizzes, Europe, the growth of women’s rap, weird looking butts, redheads and a normal RJ night.

RJ and Tope rap about remixes, a new ban, Atlanta, the Mountain time zone, the worst city in America, the best city in America, Whiplash and duck sounds

RJ and Tope rap about reality TV, remixes, the dangers of Atlanta, the dangers of making movies with Tyrese, RJ’s weekly schedule and strip clubs that may or may not exist

RJ and Tope rap about artificial intelligence, creating new songs, a new segment, being a Pimp, dating in the 1950s and most importantly…white being a state.

RJ and Tope rap about Oscar talk, getting slapped at the Oscars, Instagram hoes, 90s sitcoms, the different type of gays and black people, George W Bush and being saved.

RJ and Tope rap about A LONG AWAITED RETURN, hating RJ, Taylor Swift, Atlanta, ScarFace, the reason Mase left rap and WE BACK!

RJ and Tope rap about The 2021 NBA playoffs, Inside the NBA, the cities of California, stealing from other states, Compton, stupid signs and THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN RAP HISTORY!

***LOST EPISODE FROM 2021*** RJ and Tope rap about Mexico, Texas, food poisoning, things that start with P, hating your own P, sexual discrimination and is cheating wrong?

RJ and Tope rap about DMX, brunch, famous black men, less than famous Jewish women, killing people, sucking as a form of intimidation, diss tracks and honoring(?) rap legends

RJ and Tope rap about RJ’s birthday, getting old, the perfect COVID getaway spots, devil’s threesome, failed lawsuits, how to handle anger and everything you never needed to know about clubbing

RJ and Tope rap about Andrew Dice Clay, Soulja Boy, touching yourself, Cranking that Soulja Boy, wedding songs, stealing dance songs that don’t belong to you, classic weird ass RJ takes.

RJ and Tope rap about Easter, The Christian Oscars, Tope & RJ’s race, ALL YOUR FRIENDS DYING, bone bone bone bone bone, White Uncles vs Black Uncles, Nigerian at Thanksgiving and Suge Knight.

RJ and Tope rap about April Fools, the state of white people, TERRIBLE RAP VERSES, exploiting teenagers, being fresh to death, touching yourself, Mia Khalifa, TikTok and again TERRIBLE RAP VERSES 

RJ and Tope rap about Florida, New York City, Flo Rida, DUIs, Florida Man, consent, Wrestlemania performances, old Spring Break Stories and Tope’s sex life

RJ and Tope rap about women’s history, British history, The State Of White People. dying in prison, Patti Labelle, RJ’s love for women, countries of the world and burning down houses

RJ and Tope rap about our 5th year of RJ Hates Rap, tired Tope, panda panda, asian rappers, expensive cars, panda panda panda, winning Oscars for Grammys, panda panda panda and not understand rap words

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap History Month, Walt Disney, COVID-19 vaccines, the NBA, Tyler Herro, boy bands and a very very special guest

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, MAGA, TERRIBLE PEOPLE, TERRIBLE HOOKS, Nick Cannon’s TV history, an artist vs their art, lawsuits, a rundown of controversies and two groups of people coming together.

RJ and Tope rap about RJ Hates Rap’s 2020, (drank) a dangerous cocktail (drank), the worst award ever (drank), binge drinking (drank), Baywatch (drank), babysitting shots (drank), Famous Kevins (drank) and drank (drank)

RJ and Tope rap about 2021 goal , the top songs of 2020, that dangly thing in the back of your throat, female arousal, a line-by-line WAP breakdown, Chris Evans, HBCU and learning how to ride the D.

RJ and Tope rap about (belated) Christmas! Also, Christmas songs, Christmas albums, Christmas strip clubs, Christmas Copyright, Christmas drinks, Christmas Santa and Jewish phrases.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star reviews, Hamilton, Anne Hathaway, fat shaming, Nickelodeon shows, rapper-singers, rap in 2020 and the evolution of Tyler, The Creator).

RJ and Tope rap about this LOST EPISODE from July 2020, Florida, entanglement, Will Smith the actor, women from different parts of the world, the best cities in America, the worst parts of Florida and rappers lying.

RJ and Tope rap about famous rap lines, thick thiccness, Sir Mix-A-Lot’s royalties, famous fashion designers, salads, crazy laughing, Drake and Nicki’s best assets