RJ Hates Rap

RJ and Tope rap about the conclusion of the Drake feud, pooping, NOT BEING A DEAD-BEAT DAD, Tom Hanks, BEING A PRESENT FATHER, ghostwriting, TAKING CARE OF YOUR BABIES and Kanye West.

RJ and Tope rap about Queer Abby, the spirit of Christmas, new arcs, the worst thing you can do in rap, the worst thing you can do to a turkey, awful dads and why Canadians are weird.

RJ and Tope rap about e-mails, happiness, muffins, Sharon, Gin and the greatest compilation album in the history of rap!

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star review, China, jive, Thanksgiving, fake singers, sexy sexy beats, Bed Bath and Beyond, words of the week and did we mention sexy beats?

RJ and Tope rap about trains, RJ advice, RJHatesRap@Gmail.com, the greatness of men, genetic testing, the Adult Video News Report and the Minnesota Vikings

RJ and Tope rap about gay nicknames, white people, remixes, our newest fan Alice, Katy Perry, fake friends, big booties and the bridge between pop music and rap

RJ and Tope rap about….a very special lost episode of RJ Hates Rap….

RJ and Tope rap about advice, black power, The Year 2000, fake thugs, the popo and RJ loves rap?

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, apostrophe, friendship, Celine Dion, Star Wars and ICE

RJ and Tope rap about unfortunate song titles, musicals, Facebook, on being coooool, JIVE!, white racial slurs and the final song of the Pharell storyline (for now)

RJ and Tope rap about Pharrell, The Great Chicken War of 2019, booty, RJ’s Ted talk, SAT Words, soulful voices, stripper stories and what your [redacted body part] tastes like.

RJ and Tope rap about new storylines, cover songs, pimps, AP American History, nicknames, testicles and Tope officially breaking.

RJ and Tope rap about 5 star reviews, black gay celebs, people going to prison for…reasons, purple drank, chickens and TOO MUCH COCAINE

RJ and Tope rap about their return, old TV stars, black Jesus, too much drugs, nicknames and where the Devil lives.

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, Super Bowl half time shows, Britney (bitch), music genres, BDSM and the full career of Kevin ‘K-Fed’ Federline

RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month, DMX, white on white crime, House Of Pain, ruining childhoods and Bill Clinton.

RJ and Tope rap about THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME!  Over 100 rap songs, over 100 moments of playism, over 100 mentions purple drink.  over 100 mentions of Sharon, over 100 members of #blacktwitter who hate us.  And over 100 thank yous to our Friends From The Neighborhood for helping us get to this milestone

RJ and Tope rap about being black, pet names for your lovers, The Black Eyed Peas, weird places to have sex, clean versions and dirty relationships

RJ and Tope rap about RJ's favorite artists, depressing songs, crack babies, Tupac being from the future, black presidents, Daddy Biden and Rashida F'N Jones!

RJ and Tope rap about iTunes 5-star reviews, Tiffany Haddish, Season 2, Gucci Gang, Miami, purple drink, airlines and ANOTHER UNDERAGED RAPPER

RJ and Tope rap about yeah, Michael Che, yeah, black stuff, Lil Wayne, yeah, respecting woman, yeah, your father yeah and picking up girl, yeah

RJ and Tope rap about Cardi B, This is America, children, being wack, Spongebob Squarepants, one hit wonders and Kidz Bop.

RJ and Tope rap about going BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!  Marty and Doc rap about molly, Percocet, Percocet, Molly, favorite foods, Selma (not that one), not rhyming, growing up poor and terrible Back To The Future reference 

RJ and Tope rap about The Kardashians, legal teenagers, Line Of The Week, pointless flights and RJ figures out a new way to get Tope upset

RJ and Tope rap about 5 Star iTunes reviews, Tom Hanks, K.Dot, different type of walls, the greatest instrument known to men, straight sex, sexy ass beats and straight sex to sexy ass beats