Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? He leaves a pack of tacos on the hood…That’s how we started our Friday…Then we took a trip to Tennessee to listen to a woman who guns down cicadas…When you see a cicada, shoot a cicada! Just admit it…You lied about reading books to get your free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut…Also Rizzo remembers his elementary school librarian…Sally Struthers? Ka...

Can you name a manly man? Jerry Seinfeld seems to feel there are none…No worries…We came up with one…Jelly Roll…Even though he enjoys bringing his portable sauna on tour and even though it smells like dirty jock straps and Mennen speed stick…He still is a man’s man…Note to self…Don’t show up to virtual court for a charge of driving with a suspended license while you’re driving…Why are seniors so s...

It’s a Wednesday on the show and Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levi’s today…It started early with try to figure out who cleans up the mess of a man who has decided to transition from a collie in to a panda… The humdingers didn’t stop there because this next one was in the top 1% of humdingers…A 72 year old woman who is in the top 1% of all onlyfans crea...

This IS THE PERFECT show for your MEMORIAL DAY Asheville "Staycation"! Rizzo and Jeff talk about how EATING MCDONALDS and drinking DIET COKE does not help with Weight Loss! Then we talk about Groping a Goofy (GAWRSH) Rizzo being a PEN STEALING MINI VAN DADDY! We then wrap up with Jeff in Listener Court for STEALING from Ruby's Salad Bar and the URINAL $50!!! Become a supporter of this podcast: htt...

POW! Right in the kisser. Do the words ‘eminent domain’ have you fired up this morning? How about Ticket Master’s prices? Does an ornery Minnie Mouse have you wanting to bite a priest? Rizzo and Jeff launch ‘People We Wanna Fight Fridays!’ Has your kid squealed to the teacher about the weed growing at your home?  Dad doesn’t get enough credit- so to get him ready to grill all weekend we gathered a...

Would you fish $50 out of a urinal? EVERY caller in the 6am hour said HELLL YEAHH!! That convo stopped us from talking Stamos and The Beach Boys…But we did decide that Stamos the Greek God would fish a $50 out…Who doesn’t need the $50 is Aaron Rodgers who turned down RFK Jr’s VP advances… We also learned that if you fly out of England double check with your pilot that that Slippery Pete King Charl...

STONG START, Flaccid Finish like a Bowl of Soggy Corn Flakes!  Are you a cheese monster? Well we introduced you to a woman who ventured to South Carolina for cheese rehabilitation…Can you really be addicted to cheese? Well you can be addicted to drinking 64 oz of Coca-Cola like a woman we spoke about who was having a meltdown that Mcdonalds is beginning to take away free refills…Speaking of meltdo...

You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens. Where to even begin! Rizzo asked one question that seemed to unite all of Asheville- can you STEAL the pen a server brings you to sign your bill? 62% of people have a different opinion. WAIT! They’re NOT free at the bank? F’real F’real. We got a report from one teacher that shared some QUALITY 8th gr...

This week was we talk to the woman who knitted her “TOMMY LEE” sized (ahem) Jason Mamoa look alike boyfriend, BVDS, Jeff being the office clown and DEATH of Betty Rizzo’s Caddy! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support . IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NE...

How do you deal with a car crisis? Rizzo’s car died on the way in today, and he had to jog on a mountain, uphill-both ways at 3am with the full Baywatch Bounce. Needless to say he came in slap-happy- what is Power Slap?! One teachers lesson in slag taught us to keep it on the mute, unless it comes to Jerry O’Connell. One California company is using Chunk from the Goonies to pitch a $32 bag of ice!...

Does Mercury being in retrograde have you polishing crystals? Do you have Voodoo dolls of all 5 or your husbands? Do you bring To Go containers home from the buffet? Rizzo and Jeff do their best to navigate all these life questions including HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON WIN UK’S SEXIEST MAN?! This Saturday is the luckiest day of the year with a special celestial event, but a couple Canadian farmers hav...

Lettuce celebrate making halfway through the week by gorging silly snacks and Irish portals! Rizzo and Jeff ask- What makes a sandwich? And Asheville was on a roll with calls! The Indiana Supreme Court recently made a decision declaring A TACO IS A SANDWICH! Does that cut the mustard to you? Pizza Hut has their own take with a debuting Cheeseburger melt! Available for delivery or pick up- just don...

Rizzo and Jeff celebrate NC’s ‘Strive Beyond’ week by leaving the cars at home and checking in Lee Horselagger from XAmericaByHorse.com. Just don’t ask about his woolens or sleeping situation, he gets ornery. Horselagger is hoping to make it to Boston by years end cruising at a brisk 3mph IN A HORSE AND BUGGY!! That sounds about exhilarating as doing 2,000 jigsaw puzzles with your partner. 3mph is...

Greetings from Little America! Let’s start the week by giving away $5,000 on Rizzo and Jeff!! Chris Angel from Mountain Credit Union stopped by with Red Wolf Contracting to make somebody’s day! Local listener Autumn went to the 105.9 The Mountain website, checked out the contest page and entered to win JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD- EVERYTIME WE HAVE A CONTEST! The best part of waking up might be Folgers i...

Rizzo and Jeff's Week in Review (Week of 05-05) was a doozy! The ONLY FAT in the DPRK, Intern Jacob may know Sousa but not Swayze, Wolf Blitzers Speedbag is HURTING, Ric Flair is DRUNK (you NEVER cut off the KING). A woman wants to KILL a doctor for the NON-STOP RUNS she got after surgery and speaking of smells Rizzo and Jeff have a little fun with the 828 regarding Celebs who LOOK LIKE they just...

Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mothers Day weekend lead-in for Rizzo and Jeff! Ashley Madison’s chief strategy officer Paul even phoned in to drop some AMAZING affair stats! Monday after Mother’s Day they see a 400% INCREASE in wife’s and moms looking for a little extra on the side! One subway worker was punched in the mouth for leaving off the extra ham.  Sho...

It’s a Stormy one today on Rizzo and Jeff! No not the one giving testimony. Did the thunderstorms have you up all night wondering if Joy Behar and Ricky Martin could repopulate the Earth? Or if could you win a mid-air brawl over the pacific? How about which celebrity stinks? After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? How about Mama June? None of...

"We Talk to Local Rapper/ Doc Dee about Senior STD's and Steven Segal smells like a Moose in Heat" BET US ON THAT!!!  One- Two- Skadoo- it’s a Stylin’ and Profilin’ Wednesday to celebrate Joanie and Chachi’s 40th on Rizzo and Jeff- WOOO! As a North Carolina native- would YOU cut off The Nature Boy? One Tallahassee college bartender almost got figure foured when he kicked Ric Flair out of a bar! Lu...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you! Listener Court is ONCE AGAIN in session- As King or Queen of the castle- should the door be closed whilst you sit upon the thrown? Is the Honeymoon over if the wife is doing business only a shower curtain away? What say YOU Asheville? Commode door opened or closed at your house? Tom Selleck doesn’t have...

Put your dukes up...It's time to take some wacks at Wolf Blitzer's speed bag....Speaking about being all sped up...We learned about Whoopi's bits and pieces ...What a treat she was in the 80's...It was ski season for her and the lifts were wide open...Also why was she around a bowl of Quaaludes? Smells like Cosby...One thing Cosby would not do is dress up like a squatch and taunt Templest Bledsoe...

This Week Rizzo and Jeff begin chatting about Zebras before discovering they sound like a Dorse. Then we meet a woman who would MAKE LOVE to an Alien if asked as it would show she was "Chosen". We then meet AL who tries to WOO all the ladies of the 828 after paying 400 a week for a LOVE CONNECTION billboard in Texas. After speaking to a VIRAL SENSATION Emma was smitten as a kitten. Listener Court...

Throw on your best half off Brooks Brothers sweater for a Rizzo and Jeff FOR ALL AGES! Did you realize some of our favorite celebs are GERIATRICS NOW?! George Clooney, Gordon Ramsey, shirtless Brad Pitt and even TYSON are AARP eligible! DO NOT question Halle Berry on that- SHE S IN MENOPAUSE! Johnny calls in to school us again on just what that means. Even if you’re an elder- you might have grown...

All Aboard the Rizzo and Jeff Magic School Bus- Let’s just hope Simba and Nala aren’t getting busy on the roof, or this could take HOURS! Intern Jacob climbed aboard today for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah. Don’t like to travel by bus? Flying isn’t any better right now as one 49-year-old pilot was taken into police custody for drunk and wreck less behavior instead of making...

In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made an amazing long distance love connection! Rizzo and Jeff are spreading love in all the right places. From the 70 year old with a billboard in Sweetwater, TX to conjoined twins with a different preferences, to a 46 year old singing to his lizard- LOVE IS LOVE! Today is gonna SLAP! Al Gilberti called in a...

Rizzo and Jeff hop in their home-made flying machine for an ACTION-PACKED Tuesday adventure!! Wild Zebra’s on the loose, Alien Abductions, Bigfoot, and Clint BY GAWD Eastwood are JUST THE BEGINNING!! What noise DOES a zebra make?! It’s called A BARK and we have the recording. We also break out the recording of a man named Anthony Vella’s live streamed PARAGLIDER CRASH! He’s ok, no worries, Siri ca...