Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

RICHARD SIMMONS HAS BLOCKED US!! Rizzo and Jeff get snout to snout for an especially regular Monday thanks to Müeslix! German bran cereal and casual Starbucks nudity not your thing? Then cry about it! 1-900-Cry to Me is available to hear all your woes. What 900 numbers did you call in the past? Even Dave pled the 5th!! Naughty ones? Wrestling ones? How about Grandpa Munster?! We would have called...

And who knew Bigfoot was beloved in this area? Marion’s upcoming Bigfoot festival is creating SUCH a buzz, we might- NAY- WE WILL have to go! Have any of you actually SEEN a squatch? Or a zombie? Or a vampire? Keep that gat by that gat by the bed just in case! DO NOT take it to the bank if you get scammed. Would a 109mph fastball to the noggin have you asking for someone to kiss the bobo? Have you...

Are you a Muppet Man? Do you have leather clad Roseanne on your mind? Are you nuttier than a squirrel turd? Then today’s Rizzo and Jeff is for you! What a cornucopia of silliness- a Jim Henson biopic isn’t the only movie in the works- but WHO COULD POSSIBLY play Dick Simmons to get him upset? We couldn’t think of any HIS past relationships, but some other weird celebrity couples might have you goi...

MOVE OVER STUDENT DRIVERS! Rizzo and Jeff bring you an all you can eat joyride today! On the menu- Cartoon death, bagel lawsuits, miserable celebs, and Jammie chat. What is a sprouted grain anyways? A lawsuit has been launched against Panera that asks that very question. Really, we should all be suing Bob Ross for FRAUD after learning about his LIE! One food truck owner was busted in a lie of his...

Brrrr! There is a chill in the air today Asheville! Could it be from getting wronged by a car dealer? Is it from the looming fate of Tik Tok? Or is that chill coming from YOUR FIANCE’?! Listener court had a VERY special guest as Jeff called Rizzo’s fiancé to the witness stand to discuss SOCK THEFT! Is it ‘what’s mine is yours’ or are things getting a little too close to ‘intimate?’ YOU help decide...

Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY- It’s the post 4/20 Monday on Rizzo & Jeff!! At our appearance over the weekend- Jeff was accosted! Lois, a very friendly older gal, got herself a handful and it leads us to ask- What makes Jeff appealing to elders? If you’re in a jam- call your gam gam. One grandmother took the law into her own hands and busted into a school to help with a beat dow...

What have you left in an Uber Asheville?! Rizzo and Jeff question how you ended up #6 in THE NATION!! Was it the burrito steamer? The fake teeth? Or the life-sized cardboard cutout of Scott Stapp that put us over the top?! Are Taki’s fine, because one student got SUSPENDED for chippin on the bus! YOU made need to use the bus soon with the major construction project about to start on 26, Jackson’s...

TODAY WAS A ZOO! After peacocking around with overly aggressive sparrows and dodging the makaks with STD’s, Rizzo and Jeff got and update on the elephant on the loose in Butte, Montana! Does anyone actually visit BUTTE?! What we ARE excited to visit is the Salvage Station when Rizzo’s love Melissa Ethridge comes to town in September! Any Ethy’s in Asheville?! We wonder if she will visit The Caroli...

It’s Tuesday- You Know What That Means- The debut of Listener Court! Are you ready for a Doozy of a day Asheville? How did Tax Day treat you? Rizzo and Jeff discuss one woman’s viral video about the ‘IRS SCAM’ that’s makes you PAY to work? If only somebody like Charles Barkley had a show that could teach her! But Sir Charles and Gale King were canceled after 6 months. How do taxes work in Canada?...

Do YOU feel like being Goofy today?! Rizzo and Jeff turn to Homer Simpson to get some answers on how Goofy caused permanent injury to one Disney guest! The votes are still out if he’s a cow or a dog. One person that will be no help with counting is John Wayne Bobbit- he’s down a few more appendages. Though he is quite philosophical. His brain might work for science but OJ’s was declined. Will Smit...

IN MEMORIAM TO JUICE. Rizzo and Jeff reflect upon how insanely close they were to an OJ Simpson interview with a deep dive into Orenthal. Caitlyn Jenner says ‘Good Riddance’ while OJ says ‘pass’ on her wife Chris. Did you know he was the first choice for terminator over Arnold?! We paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin. Ford has recalled thousands of Broncos for fuel leaks and we ask ‘where...

How’s your appetite?! Fire up your Dutch ovens for a feeding frenzy on today’s Rizzo and Jeff! The Dutch have out done themselves a-gain, as they say in Canada- a billboard emitting the sweet smell of McDonalds fries is on the way! That’s not what’s happening in the Philippines, as one woman shares her concern overeating cat. We debate if it was alley cat, barn cat, and Johnny asked if it was one...

Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today? What’s your go to tv choice? Price is Right? Soaps? How about some Carrol O Connor? Rizzo and Jeff had quite the medical journey today! One lucky fella can’t stop the giggles, and we read up on a botched stick surgery. If yours stick still shifts, what car is the sexiest? One NC native named Walter McCray has been ducking t...

What were your thoughts on the eclipse? Rizzo was less than impressed...We chatted with Jon from Hendo and Allen and many others who weighed in with their opinion...Lets not forget the woman from the Weather Channel that had an out of body experience...We also learned that Jeff got beat up by a girl on a bus in middle school...That was nothing compared to another Jeff who called and had to mace a...

All eclipse all morning long...Are you ready for it? Will your pets be ok? What about your peepers? Well thanks to a tip from our buddy Eric we are heading to get our welding glasses...Another thing you might not be watching soon is The Wheel as a sassy Sajak says goodbye. Maybe a commemorative photo of Pat is in the cards...We bet it will be more than a Bea Arthur autograph...Would you spend $400...

What makes you giggle Asheville? After rattling off some Grover Cleveland era slang, Rizzo and Jeff DEEP DIVE into YOUR STATES list of funniest movies with your help! Animal House? Talladega Nights? How about Cheech and Chong?! CAN ONE OF YOU COME CLOSE TO #1?! One drunk rascal caused a whole plane to deboard in SC! Is that worse than being a mile high with no bathrooms? If planes aren’t your thin...

After Rizzo’s trip to Chuckie Cheese last night- he came in today and opened up a duffel bag full of silliness! Today’s show headed down Hoopers Creek Rd in Fletcher and went totally off the road! Coretta Scott King was babysitting John Lithgow, Ed Sheeran was on Jamie Fox’s Couch and Elton John was giving out sobriety advice. The ceiling came crashing down on the Asian news reporters, an 80-year-...

Hard to put today into a nutmobile, but if we had to… make sure your teeth are in and bra is on and DONT MISS THE CRUISE SHIP! One group including a quadriplegic and an 84 year old woman are stuck IN AFRICA! They might be missing out on the eclipse but some prisoners here launched a lawsuit to make sure they don’t. If you were lawsuit happy, and lent your buddy $20 and he hit the lottery- How much...

It’s a jet setting kind of day with Rizzo and Jeff… What have you left on an airplane? Paper mache angler fish? Movie set body part props? WHO left behind their Dick Nixon Halloween cards? We met a fella named Luciano who has strong opinions on how long to stay in a McDonalds. On the way we can check the Japanese royal family’s new insta and jump on the trend of fist dating via zoom. One 94 woman...

After playing Easter Poppa all weekend… We ask Asheville WHO IS THE BEST TV DAD? Tim Taylor? Al Bundy? Homer? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS OUR NUMBER 1!! For more pops advice we list the Mt Rushmore of tourists traps. Who stinks at your office? We’re talking a 9.7 on the stink meter kind of bunk funk. Is Vladdy Putin spying on your Bumble? Grab your glazed ham left overs and Air Force One pillow and fire...

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Throw up your jazz hands and chicken dance at Britney s wedding! No, Abby's? How would conjoined twins celebrate a honeymoon? But keep an eye on that as they age bc elderly STI's are on the rise! But if your parents hooked up in Mid-Summer, GET NAKED AND FROG JUMP with the sweeds at their strange celebration. Gorge the IKEA Swedish Meatballs if you must. How do you celebrate Easter? The average Am...

Whoopi is an alien...She also hangs with the likes of Jenny Jones..Ricki Lake and Phil Donahue...So keep your eyes peeled...Thirsty? Quench that thirst with some hot dog seltzer from 7-11...Do you know who was thirsty? Punxsutawney Phil...He's a new daddy!! Hope he doesn't decide to visit Japan because he will have a problem getting diapers since they only seem to want to sell them to adults...Spe...

Happy Viagra Day on Rizzo and Jeff! Even Bob Dole came along to celebrate… ON THAT NOTE… A weiner connoisseur is needed to go ballpark to ballpark to see who has the best dog for your dollar. ONE dollar though doesn’t get you as much as before, just ask Dollar Tree and their $7 PRICE HIKE!! Strippers are still raking it in though, one state even adopted a Stripper Bill of Rights to make sure they...

Did Diddy do it? Let’s make sure you don’t do what Diddy did…He might be going away for a long time and he will surely get “sunshine guilt” …Does your stick leak? If so, the folks at The Price Is Right have a plan in place to clean you up…Keep those peepers peeled on the bushes this week as you drive around Asheville because the cops could be there…Think you could take on a bear? Well a big percen...