Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

The Winky is a big fat liar!! We started off the show listening to Henry Winkler fib to us that the FBI showed up on his doorstep while he was being a bad boy smoking the green, and they said they were just there to meet "The Fonz" ...We also had Dave that called and informed us The Fonz never drove a motorcycle...Meet Matt Pancake...Matty Pancake decided to break into pet stores and set the pets...

Hungry for an ear lobe? We started the show going back in history to the day Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield's ear...Our boss loves the band Heart so much by the way that he would paddle boat to England to get a glimpse of them...A woman loves to dress and act like a dog...She gets walked and gets treats...Treats are her favorite thing...She also wears knee pads...You do the math...The Hawk T...

IT'S URINE!! That's probably what Danny Trejo would have rather heard than "its acid" as he got water balloons thrown at him during a parade...Can we not play around with fireworks? Someone put fireworks next to a porta-potty in an attempt to scare someone inside and accidentally blew it up! A drive by cheesing? That's what happened in Wisconsin...Lots of things being thrown around over the holida...

Ever run down a list of Rosie O'Donnell's wives? Well, we did to kick off Friday's show...Thank Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls...Ever have a bear log in your car? A guy's car was destroyed after a bear got trapped inside...Not only did he destroy the inside but he left a bear log...A woman is being brought up on assault charges for throwing a tarantula at someone...A dump...

We don't feel sorry for you if you chose dumb death....The show kicked off with opening audio talking about the update of the woman who was poisoning her husband with round-up...If he didn't notice ...It's on him...Also we talked about a guy who is living out in the Pacific Ocean on a paddleboard...Sorry your dad left when you were 10 with a cheerleader...Guess what...If it's death by great white....

Does anyone actually play with a Mr. Potato Head toy? A guy broke a world record for putting one together in 5 seconds...Is that actually a record...Well Hawk Tuah to that...The Hawk Tuah girl is now hocking merchandise...$100 for a hoodie? $450 for it to be autographed? Get that money while you can...Find dating love in a newspaper personal ad lately? Signed...BTK...We talked about how women are...

What happens when a husky gamer kid loses it? How about he flies from Newark to Florida...Dresses in all black and attacks another gamer kid with a hammer...When is it time to give up when you're stuck in the woods...Is it 10 days and in that time, you drink from your boot and are being stalked by a mountain lion? Never give up!! We have astronauts stuck in space currently...Rizzo questioned what...

Let's wet your whistle to start the week with a Rizzo Double Dippy...Timberlake was whining on stage about his DUI but we did learn he was let go out of a traffic stop earlier in the night...Be careful Grohl...Don't get doxed by Swifties...We found out that Little Debbie aka Jack Kevorkian has been killing us with her sweet treats for years...The zebra cakes are the most unhealthy snack you can ea...

Rizzo and Jeff's "WEEK IN REVIEW" was a Doozy! First we spoke to the newest BABY on earth who was had in a TACO BELL/KFC and we named in Col. Col What? We do NOT KNOW... well we tried to fgure that out. Wew than took a trip to Idaho to the Potato Parcel to learn about a SEXY ICON! Then we talk Japanese Measurments and how THEY ARE LACKING according to the GOV, Survey! We then PROVE Richard Simmons...

Doris you ringer...Do you think you can take us in Bingo? We started the show calling out senior citizens...Did you know Joey Fatone has a tubed meat empire? We like Fat Fatone...How hard will it be to do a St. Elmos fire remake now? Will Rob Lowe have jaundice? These are the questions we ponder...We talked about Jeff's dream that involved Kamala Harris...Rizzo & The First Gentleman...We tried...

Nice to meet you Zack Cluck you chicken perv...Thats a man who is obsessed with everything chicken...Also, why when something big happens in the world do we need the opinion of Oprah's "pal" Gayle King? Elon Musk thinks he's John Lennon because in the last few months he's had some assassination attempts happen...How about not having people get trapped in their cars when the battery dies like what...

Justin Timberlake gets a DUI and here we go....We played audio of every Tom ..Dick and Harry that wanted to weigh in on it...One woman says she saw it coming because of the whole Janet Jackson Superbowl fiasco...We discussed the Japanese and how the men want a universal dating app run by the government because they feel inadequate about their size...We come to find out Rizzo does a lot of "measuri...

When is it appropriate to have a mariachi band? Wanna feel old? Napoleon Dynamite is back hocking Ore-Rida potatoes 20 years after he first came into the public eye...Remember that if you meet an alien that they are not aliens...They are Starseeds...A woman ran a marathon at a Taco Bell and somehow it turned into a tangent about Dr. Now from My 600lb Life ...We blame him for a lot of problems in t...

Ever milk a snake? We have determined if we go broke that will be what gets us out of the hole...We introduced you to the Prowlin' Poppa this morning...He likes to hang at random apartment pools...One poor guy on a dating show caught that demeaning comment from a woman he was trying to woo..."You look like a Ninja Turtle" But no worries...He is a plumber and can pull 100k out of the bank...Ever fa...

Is justifiable violence ok when a cup of water costs $5? Is it also justifiable if you win the lotto in Canada and them not pay you? Is meat a good form of payment? Well one woman who worked at a Motel 6 thought so...She worked at the front desk and instead of cash she was accepting ground beef in exchange for a room...Can't knock the hustle...Happy Bday to Johnny who is sitting on his deck watchi...

Can Pittsburgh get a plumber? Preferably with crack showing? How is there only one working water fountain in the entire city? Can we have Blossom back on Jeopardy? The easiest question in final Jeopardy was asked last night...So many questions to start with this morning...Like this one...Why was Henry Winkler at a Motel 6 in Ireland? Well luckily, he escaped a fire at said hotel...Let's blow up a...

Jenner Jimmies on top and a sweet Oprah cherry and throw in a Mcdonald's Karen claiming a man hangs on Epstein Island kicks off the show today...What's with the nudity lately? A couple wants their guests to come to their wedding nude and a man can't understand why people have an issue with him walking around his neighborhood naked...Well that leads us to groping in a good and bad way ...A bad way...

What happened to the comedic Whoopi...We pondered that to start the show on what turned out to be a flaccid opening audio...Yesterday we talked about the KitKat ketchup combo and today we received a video from listener Johnny who tried it...Not only did he try it but he washed it down with buttermilk...As we talked about the Chinese offering their employees 10 days of unhappy leave a year we decid...

Transporting a mattress? Make sure you get the help of Momma Grape to lay on the mattress and hold it down and not have your wife do it...We chatted about a guy whose wife fell off the back of a truck on a highway lying down on the mattress to keep it in place...A place where mattresses need to be used is Japan...The Japanese are concerned about the population and are doing whatever they can to pr...

The Rizzo and Jeff Show has been on FIRE for a while now. Tire Fire or Killing it, that’s up to you but our week in review is something SPECIAL! We begin with ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, slide into Mom’s taking kids on job interviews, how Rizzo and Jeff were PULLED OVER by not 1 but 3 Buncombe County Sheriff’s officers and we end with our cities Mayor on a Manheimer Monday! No, not politics BUT White House...

Name a famous Ricky...Ramirez? Martin? ...We kicked off the show with an update of the baconator eating man from Michigan who has had a weeklong drama with his license that he never had...It also seems to be the week of thoughtful criminals as we talked about a woman who called 911 to report she was currently stealing a car...Did you know we were alpha males? We learned that from the 18-24yr old c...

Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? We found out he is the guy that took over for Sajak in the one-year Sajak left to do an evening talk show…We then paid homage to a food that not one human hates, CORNBREADDDDD…We played a viral song from a man that expresses his love for the delectable treat…That sure was a double dose of tasty…Is it paddling time? Maybe time to sit in the corner with your dunce ca...

The Sajak goodbye continues with a guy that hates his wife and step kids to start the show...Then we learned a lesson...If you don't have proper parking credentials there are certain Karens that will get their sons to come out and DO YOU if you don't move...We then delved into the rowdy world that is being an octogenarian...One crashed a glider into a tree at 86...The other is an unfit grandma...D...

Rizzo & Jeff kicked off Tuesday's show happy that no cops were involved in their morning...After that sense of relief the show celebrated the final week of Sajak by suggesting a commemorative Sajak bobblehead... Only to reconsider because his head is a watermelon on top of a twig...How could you ship grandma still alive from the nursing home to the funeral home? That happened to one Nebraska w...

Everyone meet Rizzi-Misdemeanor …We were pulled over this morning by 3 Sheriff’s officers to kick off our Monday for “speeding” in a Nissan Juke….If that did creep us out…Mr. Rogers sure did…A new channel on Pluto TV is going to have 24/7 Mr. Rogers …We went through some creepy moments from the show that involved soaking feet in a tub…One person who was not on that show but hates that he is typeca...