JoeyH
Retrospective Rants
I write, I rant, and sometimes there's thought to it. All sorts of topics from big questions to small nerdy stuff. Beyond that, we hope you'll enjoy our content, and that wherever you're listening from: Have a Good One. joeyh1996.substack.com
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A copious and perhaps uncharitable critique of the Castlevania show's villains. 30.03.2026 13:24
Whispers and murmuring, interrupted by a gavel. Archie: “Welcome applicants, to your initial interview for the University for Aspiring Dark Lords and assorted Evil Bastards. Before we get into the questions proper, I’d like to do a general inquest into your individual motivations. You know: Why do you want to be a mega villain? That sorta thing. Let’s start with you, the pasty lady with the long n...
Rant for "13th Warrior". 16.03.2026 9:52
Note: Below is the un-corrected script for the audio of the podcast. I highly recommend you listen to the audio rather as this is a podcast, rather than a traditional “article”. Archimedes: Welcome my noble audience, I am Archimedes Lichelord of Cyrenica, and today we embark on a grand and mythic adventure! Snot 1 and 2: Oh boy! I love magical adventures! Archie: No, there’s no magic in this. Snot...
Rant For "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" 02.03.2026 9:17
IMPORTANT! Below is the raw uncorrected script for the episode. It’s meant as an aid, not a substitute for the full product. You have been warned! Me doing a bad impression of the GOT Theme, which is then interrupted by “farting” noises. “Ewww, that’s foul.” “Yes but it’s gross with purpose.” “What?” “It’s distinguishing itself from the other shows in the franchise in a decisive visual manner.” “N...
Why I love The Old Republic! 23.02.2026 10:25
Why the Old Republic is my Favorite Star Wars era. Long ago, I Joseph Huff, autistic master of star wars lore, devoured all content from the galaxy far far away. Then an arrogant mouse wielding immense cash stepped forth to mangle what millions already enjoyed. After many decisive blows had been struck, I tore myself from the current star wars media, I mean, besides Andor and The Jedi Fallen Order...
Review of "The Temple" by H.P. Lovecraft. 16.02.2026 4:39
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The Dark Lord's Christmas Carol (4/4) 24.12.2025 14:11
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The Dark Lord's Christmas Carol (3/4) 24.12.2025 15:05
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The Dark Lord's Christmas Carol (2/4) 24.12.2025 12:31
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The Dark Lord's Christmas Carol (1/4) 24.12.2025 15:49
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Rant on Superior Beings in Fiction. 07.11.2025 11:59
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A reading of "Now That I'm Gone." 31.10.2025 6:36
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Reading of "The Book", by H.P. Lovecraft. 13.10.2025 8:52
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Rant on Working Out! 09.10.2025 10:04
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Reading of "Nyarlathotep". 06.10.2025 13:16
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Rant on Why people like Kingdom Hearts 30.09.2025 11:54
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Rant on Dark and Brooding Heroes 26.09.2025 12:16
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Rant for KPop Demon Hunters 19.09.2025 12:56
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Rant for Love of Metal! 01.09.2025 10:31
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Rant on "Sex in Media" 31.08.2025 10:10
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Brief Rant on the Horror Genre. 26.08.2025 10:54
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Rant in Defense of Gaming. 22.08.2025 12:42
(00:00:03): Hello, hello, and welcome to Retrospective Rants, with me, Joey Huff, as your host. (00:00:11): This episode, I must bring to your attention a matter most nerdy. (00:00:17): I must defend tabletop gaming. (00:00:21): But you already talked about anime, I know. (00:00:25): And you talk about movies and video games all the time. (00:00:29): I know, (00:00:30): but... (00:00:30): And you...
Rant for Love of Anime 28.07.2025 27:27
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Rant on Law 24.07.2025 9:20
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MY Favorite Tropes 21.07.2025 21:40
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Rant on my Favorite Tropes 21.07.2025 21:40
To restore balance to the internet I've made a video about my favorite tropes to follow up the one about my least favorites, and in a new format! Give it a listen! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit joeyh1996.substack.com
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