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Send us an anonymous message! After the end of Summer sabbatical, the mics go hot and we dive right in—saying goodbye to a European summer and back to reality in NY where everyone is hungry for a table. One of us starts a new job that’s oddly energizing, the other tracks Oura stats like it’s a sport. We talk couch naps, partner wake-ups, and how “better numbers” don’t always mean a better day. And...

Send us an anonymous message! This episode dives into the challenges of protecting kids while giving them independence. Allison and Jenn share personal stories, from travel anxieties to strict rules they once hated but now enforce with their own teens. Using the Idaho Four murders as a backdrop, they ask tough questions about safety, freedom, and teaching street smarts in a digital age. Their memo...

Send us an anonymous message! Have you ever noticed how your thoughts can transform your entire day? In this deeply personal episode, we explore the profound impact our thinking patterns have on both our mental and physical wellbeing. The conversation begins with catching up after Jenn’s neck surgery and Allison's upcoming European adventure, but quickly evolves into something more profound....

Send us an anonymous message! The journey of reinventing yourself isn't reserved for a select few—it's available to everyone at any point in life. This revelation forms the foundation of our candid conversation about breaking free from the limitations of how others perceive us and the labels we've carried, sometimes for decades. We share our personal evolution stories, from Jenn she...

Send us an anonymous message! Our catch-up encompasses everything from embracing Father's Day as single moms to DIY natural deodorant alternatives, with a dose of garden updates and parenting milestones along the way.   From personal care to home gardening, practical advice abounds. You'll learn why apple cider vinegar might replace your deodorant, how to keep basil thriving in your gard...

Send us an anonymous message! This week, we’re manifesting a piece of our future—and yes, it involves baby goats in diapers. Allison and Jenn dive into their dream retirements, future business ventures (some legit, some… questionable), and the goals they’re chasing. From heartfelt aspirations to expected detours—including a llama at the zoo that may or may not have smiled and spit at Jenn—we’re al...

Send us an anonymous message! Life got a little lifey, and we’re a few days late—but we’re back and as random as ever. In this episode, Allison and Jenn cover a grab bag of chaos: Sweet 16 coverage, the goosebumps (and relief) of being authentic, TikTok topics, and an unfortunate dive into the grossness of… raw chicken. We may be off-schedule, but we’re right on-brand. Tune in for laughs, tangents...

Send us an anonymous message! Allison and Jenn are back—and this week, they’re dreaming big. The Golden Globes just announced a podcast category for 2026, and as two fresh voices in the game, they're both thrilled and mildly delusional about being future award contenders (hey, manifestation is real). They open up about their decision to ditch alcohol in favor of mocktails—sharing awkward part...

Send us an anonymous message! Before we found our people, we found ourselves—and trust us, that was the best part. In this episode, we’re throwing it back to our dating app days (RIP, endless swipes and ‘wyd?’ texts) and sharing how ditching the search led us straight to what really matters: self-worth, solo joy, and serious glow-ups. We’re talking about how we stopped chasing connections and star...

Send us an anonymous message! Join Allison and Jenn as they dive into their wellness journey where they focus on their mental, physical, and spiritual growth with a side of slight indulgence. Whether you're just starting your own journey or looking to take it to the next level, this conversation is packed with insights, motivation and practical tips along with being real about how challenging...

Send us an anonymous message! In this heartfelt and honest episode, Allison and Jenn dive into the rollercoaster world of adult friendships — the breakups that hurt just as much as romantic ones, the awkwardness of making new friends as adults, and what it really takes to build strong, lasting connections that keep friendships going strong. From personal stories to real talk about boundaries, comm...

Send us an anonymous message! Join Allison and Jenn on their first episode where they introduce who they are and what you could expect from them, which is basically winging this whole podcast adventure to stay connected and be connected.