Regular Features

Welcome to the live show sandwich. The bread is audience applause, the ham is Joe talking about a man he met in a hut, the cheese is Gav making miners angry, the lettuce is Log doing a sexy summer panto, and Steve's dirty Westworld parody is that little stick with an olive. EAT IT, YOU DOGS.

Have you seen the original Blade Runner? No? Oh, you're scuttered, pal, sorry. Come watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on June 4th! It's well cheap and we're fun guys to spend a maximum of one to one-and-a-half hours with: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

Come for the great features, stay for the top ladbants between Gav, Log and Steve, leave after it gets a bit awkward right at the end. But COME BACK for our June 4th live show at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London London London: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

Whomp? There it is. You did say you'd lost a Whomp, didn't you? Yeah, someone handed it in. Anyway if you want to know what's in this week's episode, Steve brings a skin complaint, and Log tries to get you off. Off to sleep, that is! Nothing sexy please, this is a polite podcast

It's the bank holiday and Matt, Joe n Gav are three chilled out boys with something (features) on their mind. Come see us live: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures

Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!

Steve, Matt and Log talk the Journalism Horse, Amelie's Fish-Babe, and much more besides. Mostly the latter.

On this week's show, can YOU tell the difference between Neil Morrissey and just plain old dickhead Morrissey? What kind of God of War are YOU? And do YOU want to hear all about Steve's summer outfit? We sure hope so... Please consider supporting us: https://www.patreon.com/RegularFeatures

This week's show was recorded LIVE at the Canal Cafe Theatre. Every month we get drunk and do some nonsense on stage and then meet up with YOU lovely people afterwards. It's a fun time. Please give us money to do more nonsense: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures

Matt reads from The Bible, Steve takes us to the land of Peaky Blinders, Joe recalls a famous noughties song, all while Log oversees from SPACE.

THESE GUYS MADE IT... a podcast that is! Hahaha, anyway, please come and watch us live on April 9th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

Hey babe. It's us. The podcast. In this episode, Steve questions whether the Queer Eye Fab 5 will ever escape their purgatory hellscape, Joe peruses a jaggedy raggedy jazz mag, and Log gets down to pranktown... old-school style. Love you!

Hello, I am Kevin McCallister from the movie Home Alone. I grew up and am currently an unemployed surveyor. In my spare time I like to listen to podcasts about rats, Oakie Doke, the Tomb Raider's Monzo card and why Gav is a burglar in waiting. That is why I endorse Regular Features.

Matt describes a whole day without water, Joe takes us STRAIGHT to the heart of Hellywood, Log reminds us that Roseanne exists. Nobody dies.

The boys are trapped! The snow has absolutely done them in but we've got emergency tape broadcasts from all of them(except Joe, who is dead) Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Next Live Show April 9th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Steve scoots. Joe roots (for ferns). And Matt kazoots. You gotta love 'em! We have a new live show! Won't you come please? http://canalcafetheatre.com

Maaaaaan, we have some heartbroken readers. Here's a collection of some of the saddest real-life love stories you guys sent us this week. We hope you are OK because we think you're lovely. Fancy chucking in some of your sad pennies? Go here: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Fancy coming to our April live show? https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507 Remember there's no live show i...

Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre, Log is a whale scientist, Steve is spooking you into terrible trouble, Joe is ALSO spooking you but in a different way and honestly I like it, and Matt is losing the plot at an alarming pace. IN PANGAEA.

Gav mocks funeral hashtags! Steve makes us all little! Joe busts the truth wide open! Matt replied to all of these ideas with courtesy and humour! GET IT IN YA Please come and watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on February 5th as well: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

Welcome to the podcast that has the same description text every week! This time, Matt gives everyone the chance to be UKIP leader, Log The Incredible Porn Star asks you to name the celebrities he's serviced, and Steve has been dealing with an unusual cocktail of shit and acid.

Hey now, what's that sound - everybody look what's going down... It's this episode of Regular Features, "down"-loading onto your favourite devices! NOTE: While Regular Features is an audio file, the downloading process shouldn't be audible. If you can hear this episode downloading, your wi-fi might be in pain. Please check to see if you are living in a dystopian near-future in which the screaming...

Joe's off to meet some beasts, Gav's had his boxers robbed and Steve's on a sweet little pub quiz vibe. Waheeeey. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Come see out live show: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event? EventId=33507

Oh look at that pie on the windowsill! Why not take a bite? Mother will never know. Surprise, baby, you just ate FEATURES. Now you've got an acute case of the GIGGLES, idiot.

Steve sings a Christmas classic, Gav gives a windy tour of his hometown, Matt celebrates the legacy of Gaz Coombes, Log is having a bloody awful week, and Joe wants to get you in the NEW YEARS MOODS.

We bought a load of dead celebrities off eBay and ate them. Think that sounds sad? Well, it is. Please give us money so we can buy more celebrity ash: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures