Reddit Asks Us

I’m not supposed to tell anyone but Iron Man is a true story…based on my dad…he said he will disintegrate bullies for me…also don’t eat in bed or ants are going to live in your ears and nest in your brain :) luv u 

Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes it perfect for when you're here spending quality time :))

Listen...microwave popcorn every night for dinner might be the move, also next time we are at the bar let's be sure to find the bathroom and talk right in front of the door so people have to sneak by and say "excuse me" to get in...and let's also give them dirty looks for doing that!!

I promise I just barely glanced down at my phone when driving and hit that pedestrian, everyone knows a glance doesn't count! And let the record show I was also hardly even drunk!!

If you don’t set aside at least a thousand per month for DOGE then you don’t deserve to eat. Time to be smarter with your money, just invest when your parents friends at all street tell you to!! Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus

Hey guys! As I’m sure you can tell by the recording I’m feeling quite ill so I can’t record an episode until I’m feeling better. Take care! Love you all ❤️

My buddy is great guy! Other than the fact he thinks all women are worthless. But other than that he s'a stand up dude! He also collects hair and will only stare at your toes on dates, so just prepping you in case you notice your haircut looks different! Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus

Did your dad ever stop to think about the productivity scores at the office before his stroke?? Also, take some time to look at the email I sent regarded by failed almost engagement! Plus, why are we all talking about Lisa's dead baby when mine is alive!

If their back is turned towards the door, you won’t be leaving that elevator…also please keep off the grass I have to vacuum it again later! Also don’t mind me, I just HAVE to get this hole dug by 4AM In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's something that's completely lega...

Vegas is going be so CRAZY we are hitting up a WINE TASTING! But. Before we do that I am going to cheat on my husband overseas. Who knows? Maybe I’ll also be convicted of a crime against humanity?? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Folk who did something in Vegas that did not stay...

Ahhh how sweet promotion is...I'm getting you arrested for tax fraud boss. Mean girl wants to come to my birthday party? Sure. But I get first punch in the children's octagon. Also remember if you are less than 1 foot apart you can legally kiss your bros In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks...

Trust me if you listen close enough you can hear the footsteps of people through the EARTH!! Play sports you enjoy because you’ll eventually transform into the ball! Also vegetables are not actually healthy, they are just there for earth aesthetic  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is...

Yea Jacob is never going to find out what I did to his toilet :| and unfortunately I accidentally turned your grandma into funko pop…sowwy :(( In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst fuck up you've had that you'll admit on your deathbed?” New episodes every T...

The only way to know if your oxygen tank is working is to hook it up to a carton of cigarettes! Did you know that you can even choose condiments as your side drink in your next meal from McDonalds! Also remember children need their daily doses of caffeine directly injected into their bloodstream  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of th...

I can’t believe I have to say this but geese and monkeys are not your friends! Also, don’t steal from baseball pitchers because you will feel it…in your head In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst case of "fuck around, find out" you have ever seen?” New episodes every T...

No your wifi doesn’t follow you around. Also, no wind is not the trees just trying to rizz up the ground and finally the government is not stealing your data, you just forgot your phone password.  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your"I can't believe I have to ex...

I have a no music or podcast policy in drives longer than 2 hours. Having wet feet is actually healthy for you! I love having animals around, that why I taxidermic my past 17 pets! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What mundane activities are you convinced are a sign of a serial ki...

No it’s totally cool I don’t even drink coffee at work! No I absolutely would love your leftovers from the group BBQ!   No trust me I didn’t even want to be in the photo anyways! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What are examples of 'being picked last in gym class' as an adult?” N...

You mean we stopped giving away free meat because I was selling the rotten stuff in the back alley? What do you mean no more corporate credit cards?? I needed a spray tan for this meeting!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was ruined for everyone by one person being an idiot?...

Don’t you miss the cigarette haze? Or if I wrote your number down wrong I would never see you again? Or maybe learning the cure for depression is just taking a nice hike?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Everyone always talks about how good the 90's were. What was bad about t...

Did someone pretend to be a helpless grandma just to rob you at gun point? Did your European friends not understand they were talking to Cartel members? Or did you think you’d reach your demise by hanging out with communists in Brazil?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your...

Oh did we not tell you we were bring you on as a slave? Dangggg yea sorry but there’s a bathroom fee of $5! Also you have to look out and sell to widows!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say, "I'm done with this?”...

Everybody knows you have to claim the child otherwise it’s not yours! OMG you are so hot after I paralyzed you! Trust me…I know best…and your mom doesn’t love you In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the biggest "Nah I'm out" moment you had on a date?” New epi...

Do they consistently leave a little bit of juice left in the glass? Need it to be the temperature of the North Pole? Or do they have craving for snacks that really nobody considers a snack? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about...

Bro don’t freak out murder is not what it used to be! Can I be served the cut of steak most resembling a human thigh? But you can relax filming you in the bathroom is great cause its going viral!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most messed up thing someone has con...