Reality Witch

It's 2022 and Jessie Nails is BACK!!! Wow! There is a lot to catch up on, and we do. For starters, go to http://Realitywitch.com ! It's the new site and we are so excited about it. For other starters, Jessie chronicles her time in Pennsylvania with family, hoagies and farters on the airplane, and how Isaac Plath is commenting on her "Pig Mom Plath" TikToks. Help! Outside of tha...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie switches it up. We have been inspired by our chaotic multiple personality brat, Roman Roy, and decided to do a deep dive on the Culkin family. The parents, the upbringing, the abuse, and the tragedies had me completely shocked and interested. There is so much we know but also so much we don't know. It is another classic Hollywood story of how money and fame does...

Hey Witches! It's a solo episode for your girl. Back to basics baby. This week we talk about Jessie_Nails TikTok and how it's poppin' off again. I had a troll comment on my skincare routine and an entire army of strangers went after her. It's not witchy to be rude! There is a lot of news happening. Aaron Carter, Josh Duggar, Tristan Thompson, Travis Scott... Wow! Men are awful....

Witches! This is an exciting episode because we have GG aka GirlGangz aka GGsRealitea  on the show this week. We know GG loves to expose those that need to be exposed but this week we focused on reality tv. Housewives, Winter House, VPR, Kardashians, etc. No one is safe. I'm looking at YOU, Randall Emmett. This was fun so fun to record and felt like two friends just chatting about bullshit. ...

Hey Witches! Sorry we took some time off for the holidays. Actually, Jessie Nails was just a lazy bitch and didn't get around to posting this! But this episode is hilarious! I chat with my friend, Jon, and do a full recap of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Be ready to laugh a lot because we are not right. There is also a fun break in the middle where we talk about some Catholic Schoo...

Hey Witches!! What a fucking week. More like what a fucking two weeks. Jessie Nails recounts her days and days of binge drinking. Are we too old to be doing this? yes. Do we continue to do it? Yes. When will it stop? No one knows. Other than her drinking habit, there is a lot of news to talk about. Kim K and Pete are official! Fucking weird. Britney Spears is free and Taylor Swift fans are saying...

Witches! Jessie Nails is back and has an incredible story about her time at the Eagles game. Shots, lesbians and police oh my! We dive into the tragedy of Astroworld, as well as some annoying stories on Aaron Rogers and Davey Portnoy. It's essentially battle of the bozos here. For shows Jessie chats about RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC and Winter House. And finally we learn why 11/11 carries such signif...

Witches! How are we?! This week Jessie reminisces on Halloween and how she is a sore fucking loser when it comes to costume contests. But I mean it's how it should be. It was a hot news week. We talk cults, Alec Baldwin (I think people are being assholes), Yolanda and Zayn and my theory for the Pete Davidson obsession. If you aren't calling people Dutch sluts, they tend to like you. For...

Hello witches! Jessie Nails is back with a solo regularly scheduled programming episode. She recounts her weekend in Las Vegas where she saw Machine Gun Kelly, witnessed a crime, and watched the movie Old. Being in your 30s in Vegas hits a little different. This week we chat about the new book "Not All Diamonds and Rose", Teresa Guidice getting engaged, and Lisa Damato calling out Tyra B...

Sup Witches! Your favorite guest is back! Jessie Nails' friend, Jon Bauer made his triumphant return to recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Pt 1. If you remember Jon's last appearance, he was an Erika Jayne stan and consumed enough wine to keep Jesus away. This time it is a little bit more hinged but he has some new controversial opinions. For real though, this is hilariou...

Hey Witches! Guess what! We're going to Vegas! Jessie Nails is hopping on a plane tomorrow so this episode is quick and dirty. Just like that MGK/Megan Fox interview. Except that was just dirty. Funny timing though because Jessie explains to us that she is going to Vegas for an MGK concert and this interview came at a bad time. She is now subject to being made fun of. But who cares I guess! W...

Witches! Come on down! This week Jessie tells us about how she decided to consume 5 different types of drinks while seeing The Price Is Right Live! Don't worry. She didn't get to "come on down". A panic attack would have occurred if so. But she did get a hangover! But this week we chat about Jaclyn Hill some more and her obsessive use of Instagram filters while promoting her sk...

Witches! It's Wednesday which means it's time to talk shit. This week we talk about Jessie's history with bloody noses. Her childhood was just a series of unfortunate events... unfortunately. But aside from the embarrassing stories, we talk about Britney Spears and the exciting news around her conservatorship, Chrissy Teigen vs. Heather McDonald, and a rare siting of Amanda Bynes. F...

Hey Witches! Wow Jessie Nails has had a night and even though 9:30pm might be early for some it's very late for others. This week we talk about Jessie's very "white person" weekend.  Going for a Jeep ride and playing Badminton just screams  "I'm white!" But it was fun! Gabby Petito is taking the world by storm and the question of where her fiancé has gone is even...

Hey Witches! I am so happy you're back for another wild and unhinged episode. This week Jessie chats about her pregnant friends, nipple stimulation, the NFL and how Burger King is underrated.  Don't worry! The intro is short. Britney Spears' prenup is talk of the town and very annoying. Let the girl live! We also chat about Heather Gay's weird comment on WWHL, Josh Duggar and t...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie tells us all about her packed long weekend. It was full of living room musical performances, which of course led to a Catholic school chronicles segment. Was anyone else forced to put on musical performances and be verbally abused by their music teacher when you hit a flat note? We were blessed this week with the VPR trailer, RHOSLC trailer and tag lines, and a Scott...

Witches! This week Jessie expresses her concern for lack of Peloton instructors, as well as her concern for the lack of hits she's getting on Ancestry.com. Moms family is nowhere to be found. But after that first world problem we dive into a lot of news. Kelly Dodd, Erika Jayne and Scott Disick drama are up for debate. But the star of the show is Kanye, his shitty album, his shitty choices in...

WITCHES! Whats up?! This week Jessie Nails talks to us about her first concert in two years. It was a time to be had. She danced. She had fun. She verbally abused a young girl trying to take her spot. Just like old times! This week we do a BIG Erika Jayne update. Spoiler Alert: Opinions have not changed. We also talk about Britney's housekeeper/dogsitter/nurse/flaming bitch taking her dog. #F...

Hellooooooo witches! Wowie this week goes a little differently. First Jessie Nails of course has to talk about her childhood anxiety and why she had to have an inhaler for her nervous cough. But then she dives head first into her first love, TLC. Doesn't everyone binge 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After in 4 days? If you didn't know, those episodes are about 90 minutes long. Welcome to Pla...

Hey Witches! Wowie we have such a fun episode because we have an ultra fun guest! Who, you might ask? Almost cousin in law, Dave!!! Dave and Jessie Nails do a complete deep dive and analysis on Fboy Island. Honestly, NASA should hire Dave because his takes were way smarter than mine. But Dave doesn't stop at Fboy Island. Homie is a TV connoisseur, so we talk Summer House, Jersey Shore and som...

Hey Witches! Jessie Nails is done with her travels and very happy about it! But of course her body decided to shut down as a result. Its not a Reality Witch episode without some rants, and the rants this week include anti vaxxers, the Catholic Church's stance on covid vaccines, and Hannah Berner of course! But don't worry! She gives tips on how to manifest health and what crystals can ge...

Hey Witches!!! This week Jessie Nails talks about her trip home and how it was only 50% good, which isn't a high vibe thing to say (you'll learn how to raise your vibrations in this episode). We talk about the heavy hitters of pop-culture news as of late: Kravis, MGK/Megan, Britney Spears and Jen Shah. PS Did you know Kanye was charging $40 for a hotdog?! The Real Housewives of Potomac a...

Wednesdays are for witches unless is Thursday! Lots of topics covered today. Jessie Nails gives top updates on A LOT of shit. Kravis, Scott Disick, Erika Jayne, Britney Spears are all hot right now. Jamie Lynn Spears doesn't stand a chance either. And in even better news, Hannah Berner is off of our Bravo TVs! WOO! We cover all things housewives this week. RHONY, RHOBH and RHOP are all up for...

Waddup witches!! WOW what a loaded ass week. Sure, we have the typical Jessie Nails intro. We talk bloat, the Catholic Church, her moms anxiety over her health, but that is NOTHING compared to the news. #FREEBRITNEY is full steam ahead. We have updates on what has been going on over the last two weeks as well as what happened TODAY in court. Spoiler Alert! She is able to select her own counsel. Ou...

Hey Witches! Phew this week Jessie Nails thinks she is suffering from exhaustion. Dramatic? Eh .. no.  While she recounts her mental health over the last few weeks she can alway find the comedy in the situations, right? Like almost shitting herself in the Boston airport. This episode is same same but different. We still cover the news. Britney, Erika and Bill Cosby are on the menu. But instead of...