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Witches! We put our lives on the line this week, and did a Diana Jenkins deep dive. It's confusing, very confusing. I have a hard understanding how we all got here today, but I talk through it. Aside from talking about Diana's life, we chat about the Jojo Siwa / Dj Tanner drama, Back to the Beach podcast, and new developments in the Jon Benet Ramsey case! Thank you for joining this pop c...

Witches we are back for another unhinged episode this week! It's hotter than the pits of hell right now and so are the topics. We chat about the weekend and how I watched a movie called Waves, because I was told it was like Euphoria. It was not. I can assure you, that it was not, and I'm now calling up the nearest therapist. Honey Boo Boo is getting weight loss surgery, which leads to a...

Witches! Are we in the upside down?! Khloe is having another baby with Tristan Thompson, Addison Rae's dad is a perv, and Doja Cat is feuding with Noah Schnapp. Jen Shah pleaded guilty (FINALLY), Kyle Richards is showing her true side (FINALLY), and Pete Davidson wants a baby (FINALLY). It's the wild west out there people. This Full Moon in Capricorn be playin us and I give tips on how t...

Hello witches! It's witchy Wednesday which means we have another episode. The voice is raspy from the long ass weekend, but I still managed to talk for over an hour. We chat about Kyle Richards being an ass, Hayden Panettiere's drug and alcohol addiction, and Brad Pitt having face blindness. I truly couldn't understand that last one and will have to do more research, because at this...

Hey witches!  What a fucking week am I right? One day you're minding your own business and the next day your basic healthcare rights are taken away. AMERICA. But this week Jessie has her typical rant/meltdown about the state of the world. This isn't normal and if you need to "chat" about it, slide into my DMs and I can maybe "help" someone out. But aside from that we...

Hiyaaaaa. This week is a fun one. Jessie Nails just rapid-fire talks about topics this week and it's a fun time. Last week someone told Jessie she looked 23,  and this week someone said she looked 50 and needs to hit the gym. Tiktok commenters be wild! Aside from that insult, we dive into Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey, not to be confused with Eat, Pray, Love, Barstool goes against Millie Bobby Br...

This witch is back! And it's a doozy. This week we talk about how a GenZer thought I was 23. Was he lying? I don't care.  Britney Spears got married, Kim K's fat ass ruined the Marilyn dress ( I DON'T CARE), and Mormon moms are WILD! Real Housewives of Dubai and Beverly Hills are really giving Seeking Sister Wife a run for their money. They better step it up! Peep the time stam...

Hello my little witches! This week is like the wild west. We are working with no notes, no structure, NO RULES. But it made for a fun episode. We hit on a ton of topics in no particular order. Lisa Rinna will not STFU on Instagram, and in true Pride Month fashion, we are talking about Harry Hamlin's sexuality again. I'm not going to give my opinion but justice for Kim Richards. The Johnn...

Witches... this was a hard week for everyone. Jessie talks through the stresses and anxieties that are happening in the world right now, but hopefully, this episode can help everyone zone out for an hour. We chat about the Kravis wedding. It was Catholic gothic and we are here for it. The lewks, the boats, the guests, and aesthetic were A+. There is a full recap of Welcome to Plathville episode 2....

Witches! The main event of this episode is Welcome to Plathville. The new season is here and Momma Plath is ready to put on her dancing shoes and LIVE. HER. LIFE. Thank god! We chat about some pop culture news (timestamps below), but we are here for the full recap of the new Welcome to Plathville episode. There are A LOT of thoughts and it was shocking, to say the least. Thank you for joining this...

Witches! We are back with a hot episode! We talk about Jessie's upcoming plans, the New Orleans Vampire Association (yes it's real), and some Catholic School Chronicles. Were you ever taken on a field trip to a church that housed the mummified body of a saint in the alter? Well, buckle up. Aside from that we dive into hot takes on Elon Musk and Twitter, Kim K wearing Marilyn and the Zodi...

Hi Witches! I have a very special guest this week. My BFF Victoria is on to talk about "White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch". Vikki and I went to high school together and remember the craze that was A&F. We talk about how nothing fit us, how it caused our body dysmorphia, how we couldn't afford it, and how we couldn't look the hot models in the eyes. Thi...

Hiiiiii! Back with a lot of bullshit. This week Jessie recounts some family Easter memories that include a lost rotten egg in the basement of her house. Easter was also the beginning of the season when Jessie would bring dyed egg salad to lunch every day and be the smelly kid at the lunch table. But enough about that. Coachella, Revolve Fest, Bethenny Frankel, and the Johnny Depp case are the hot...

Witches! This week Jessie talks about the most chaotic baseball game she has ever been to. It includes getting into the stadium sans ticket, threatening to steal drinks and throwing up in a bar bathroom. Things aren't right. See the time stamps below for the topics we touch on this week! Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leav...

Witches! Jessie Nails is back from another vacation. What a bitch am I right?  But no worries. That just means more stories, more opinions, and more entertainment! Did Yolanda Hadid lie about Zayne hitting her? Maybe. Is Mike from Shahs arrested from domestic abuse? Yes. Is Kim K in the long game with Pete because she is finally with someone that is actually nice to her? I think so. For shows we d...

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Witches! Your girl is BACK! Did you miss me? This week we do major catchup. Jessie Nails talks about her vacation and how it was the worst travel experience of her life. Did you know the Dallas Airport is the 7th circle of hell? Well, it is. But once we get past the travel trauma we dive into what we know best, pop culture! There's TIkTok drama. There's the Tom and Katie divorce. There&a...

Hey Witches! This week, ya girl Jessie is exhausted. Why? Because she was out one hour passed her bedtime.  Don't you worry though! We still have a slam episode. Besides updates on how life and laser treatments are going, we dive into some more Kanye and Julia Fox shit. Apparently, Julia Fox lost 15 pounds in the month she dated Kanye. Worth it? Honestly maybe.  Melinda Gates is calling out B...

Hello my little witches! We are back. This week Jessie talks about how she ate raw hotdogs as a kid, and the rise of puppy girls, but thats neither here nor there. The main event this week is diving into Russian figurer skating coach, Eteri Tutberidze. No surprise here but she is a fucking MONSTER, and if there is one thing that grinds Jessie's gears its a fucking cheater. So let's do th...

Witches! We have such an exciting show this week because we got to interview Georgio Takounakis, but you might know him as Georgio Says on TikTok or Instagram.  Georgio is all over TikTok & social media with his Bravo takes, and we had such a good time talking about all of it - RHOBH, RHONJ, RHOSLC, Kanye West, Julia Fox, Laguna Beach, you name it! And we also get to know more about Georgio, a...

Hey Witches! Jessie Nails is back for another hot episode. This week we talk about the typical Bravo and pop culture shit (see timestamps), but the main event is Euphoria. Refinery29 posted a ridiculous article, in my opinion, about how Euphoria is using trauma to exploit their viewers, and if you remove the trauma, it isn't a good show at the core. Jessie dives into the importance of shows l...

Hey Witches! It's basically Christmas morning because The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! This is Jessie's favorite franchise and Teresa Guidice can do NO wrong. And what's even better? Jon is back to recap the first episode. We chat about some pop culture news before diving into the episode but overall this is just a fun chat. Teresa says the word "sanguich", and D...

Hello witchies! We are back! And we open up with Jessie's binge drinking weekend. It included staying up too late, watching Jennifer's Body, and getting iced three times at a 2 year old's birthday party. This is 31! We dive into the Jennie from RHOSLC firing and her dumb ass Instagram Live, where she didn't take accountability for a damn thing. And speaking of accountability, A...

What's up daddy gang!?!? Oh, JK JK. Don't worry. I do not have Alex Cooper on the show, but I do talk about how Alex Cooper had Jamie Lynn Spears on her show. It wasn't great. Jamie Lynn is traumatized because her name doesn't start with a B. I can think of a name that starts with B for ya! Aside from those clowns, we talk about the interview with Mary M. Cosby's mom and s...

Hey Witches! Back for another FANTASTIC episode. Your girl is feeling stressed this week, and you know what made that stress worse? MGK and Megan Fox getting engaged. JK JK. But what really made it worse is Jamie Lynn Spears. We dive into the Jamie interview and it's not good. Trigger Warning: Rage might ensue. We also go over the interview done with Mary Cosby's cousin. Homegirl runs a...