Reality Witch

It's your lucky week! The witch is back with a bonus episode. GirlGangz (GG), was awesome enough to come on the show and chat with me. She gives amazing insight into why she started her account, how her account got so huge, and what it's like to get secrets from total strangers. We talk influencers, family accounts, mommy bloggers (sketch), and how she recently got cyber attacked by bots...

Hey Witches!! This episode is all things Britney Spears. Jessie Nails did some grade school level research and gave insights into what was going on in Britney's life leading up to her conservatorship, what happened during, and where she is at now. If you are anything like Jessie, you remember the headlines, the photos, the paps, the Perez Hilton's BREAKING NEWS. But you don't rememb...

Witches! This week Jessie Nails POPS off! First she addresses her drunken stuper last week, which by the way was hilarious. If you ain't drinkin', you ain't here to partay! The Catholic Church is once again a topic of discussion. But don't worry! It leads to an amazing rant. As for the news, Erika Jayne is in it again. But this is an eclectic podcast, so Princess Diana is also...

Hey Witches! WOW what an episode! Jessie Nails has her friend Jon on, and they talk about EVERYTHING. Jon is an Erika Jayne STAN and it leads to an interesting conversation. But to start, lucky for us, Jon also went to a Catholic school so we have similar traumatic stories. So, Catholic School Chronicles makes a come back! As a gay black (mixed) man, he always gives an interesting and different pe...

Hey Witches!! We back with a solo episode. Just Jessie Nails and her thoughts, anxieties, wine and heat regulating issues. The podcast room is approximately 100 degrees and ya girl doesn't live in heat well. But moving on... Jessie Nails talks about her mental health this week. Not great. Homesickness is striking, but thats what Bravo is for, right?! WRONG. We chat about RHONY and RHOBH this...

Witches! Jessie Nails has a GUEST this week! Thats right. This week Kelli Williams aka Laguna Biotch is on the show. What do we talk about? What DON'T we talk about?! Kelli is a pro/icon/connoisseur for all things pop culture and nostalgia. Jessie Nails if very jelly of her memory, and it truly is a trip back to 2004. Do you remember the movie Thirteen? If you don't, you clearly don&apos...

Hey Witches! We got a long one on our hands. This week Jessie talks about her favorite things, which includes childhood trauma! Woo! What is it this time? Being physically bullied because her older sister wouldn't sit with her on the bus, and having to call her mom every day after school just to say hi. Oh, and pooping every time she enters a bookstore. Things are weird! Outside of her fucked...

Hello my little witches! Wow, what a week! We look back on our amazing week chatting with Ryan Bailey (go subscribe to his Patreon) and how amazing that was. But it wouldn't be a Reality Witch episode if we didn't chat about what is pissing Jessie Nails off and why her anxiety is so bad. Jessie expresses her concerns over Roe vs. Wade being in the news as well as why she still hasn'...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails has a friend and his name is Ryan fucking Bailey! Thats right. We have the bad boy of podcasting on show to talk everything. We talk about growing up, being nerds (fat), reality tv, why we love reality, etc etc etc. Ryan also gets his birth chart read. Did he like it? Probably not. But the universe was telling us he needed to hear it. I appreciate Ryan for comin...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails dives into her time anxiety and how growing up with sisters that didn't give a fuck leads her to  be 30 minutes early for everything. Fun! No but really she dives into her week, why she's a day late but also why Tristan Thompson needs to STFU. You guessed it. We dive into the Khloe/Tristan/Instagram model scandal. We didn't want to but we have to....

Hey Witches! Jessie Nails is back from vaca this week! Did you miss her? Don't answer that. This week Jessie talks about her trip, humidity, why buying concert tickets is stressful, and how she needs a break from people at the moment. She is pretty pissed at Demi Lovato for trying to take down froyo, but even more pissed at Kourtney Kardashians bare ass all over her feed. Also, Zac Efron&apos...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks about her upcoming vacations and how she has found a new poop cleanse supplement. Anything to look slim and trim in a bathing suit am i right? But its a jam packed episode! There is lots of news to discuss. We chat about Khloe photogate, James Charles, Jax and Brittany baby and more. Plus, she gives her thoughts on Summer House (whats up with Hannah and De...

Hey Witches! Jessie Nails starts hot this week. She has discovered what being a midsized woman means, which leads her to recount a traumatic experience she had with an amusement park and extreme chub rub. Have you ever had chub rub so bad you had to spend an entire night with your inner thighs covered in baby powder with a fan blowing towards it? Didn't think so. She also chats about Easter a...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails is ENGAYAYAYAYAYED a la Brittany Cartwright Cauchi. She recounts her engagement story, how she won $800 on the slots, and also how Mama June from Not to Hot is back! But don't worry, the real star of the show is Jen Shah and how that bitch has been scamming our grandmoms. Crazy! We also talk about Addison Rae on Jimmy Fallon, Shrimp Tail Cinnamon Toast Crun...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails opens up with a few rants. Bare with her, but it comes from a good place. News is all over place. We talk about Kylie Jenner, Erika Jayne, Dr. Phil and David Dobrik.  We all love our celebs but also agree on them being awful right? Just refer to the Woody Allen docu-series. Also, it wouldn't be a Reality Witch Episode if we didn't discuss birth charts...

This week Jessie Nails is a day late. Why? Because she was stuck in New Orleans for 48 hours alone! She recounts her stay in New Orleans with her friends and gives us a nice story time. A lot of vomit, poop, and hurricanes were involved. Oh and cant forget the nipple tassels and mayo.  Aside from her eventful vacation, Jessie talks about the Armie Hammer Vanity Fair article, Brandi Redmond's...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks about her upcoming trip to New Orleans, which sounds fun, but she might get stuck there considering Denver might get 60 inches of snow. Winter! Did you know GenZ thinks Helen Keller is a fake? Me neither. Unreal! Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are talk of the town but we still manage to get some other topics in there. Kathryn Dennis loses custody of her ki...

This week Jessie Nails recounts her week with her bestie in town. They didn't leave the couch, ordered a lot of food, and watched countless hours of reality television. Who needs to get out of quarantine when you have that?! Not I! Armie Hammer and Scott Disick are center of the news, and things aren't looking great for Hannah on Summer House. Taking out the trash does not mean throwing...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks hermit life and how binging shows and puzzles is NORMAL! She also talks the good side of TikTok with humorous comments she received on a Teen Mom video, and how the color of your pee matters. News is slow but we somehow managed to dig up some more Mary Cosby shit, and a full Summer House recap is in the mix. Finally, Jessie talks about the Full Moon approa...

SURPRISE! Jessie Nails gives ya a little bonus this week! As if your Friday couldn't get any better. This episode is quick and dirty, aka an hour long. But she had to hop on here and chat about Kim and Kanye getting a divorce, as well as the Real Housewives of New Jersey premier. It was just too good. Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Pod...

This week Jessie Nails talks about the history of St. Valentine, and SPOILER, it's not romantic! Talking about the Cecil Hotel is much more her speed. She talks about how Sia's new dumba$$ movie completely missed the mark but we try to cheer ourselves up with a Summer House recap. Finally, Jessie tells us how we can clear and heal our chakras. With all of this shit celebrity gossip and n...

This week Jessie Nails gives her opinion on the Super Bowl halftime show. Clearly no one understands what true art is. She drunk watched Framing Britney Spears and has some thoughts on that and some stronger thoughts on how we can take down Jamie Spears with Luke from Summer House. She recaps the premier of Summer House and also gives advice on how we can live our lives at a higher vibration! Than...

This week Jessie Nails talks about how GenZ thinks Millennials are old because they wear skinny jeans. Excuse me? What?! Marilyn Manson is giving Armie Hammer a run for his money is the serial killer department, and the Southern Charm cast have officially thrown Jessie over the edge. ARod am I right? LOLZ Housewives of Dallas and SLC recaps as well as a Teen Mom OG chat are on the schedule for thi...

This week Jessie Nails dives in deep with the news. Call her your modern day Katie Couric (Katie Couric is still modern. That's not the point!). Armie Hammer and Erika Jayne are somehow crossing paths. Ridiculous! I hope Bravo is filming all of this shit. Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari, and the Southern Charm cast are in cahoots... again, and Kellyanne Conway is a fucking lunatic. WHAT IS GOIN...

Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails has some more Catholic School Chronicles for you that include gym class horrors, as well as finding out she has an obsession with Machine Gun Kelly. Lets bring back emo chic am I right? Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently killing cats at an alarming rate via Tesla, and Jessie tells us how we all need to work out our shadow selves. Maybe Jen Shah should also work on...