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Kate and Thibaud nibble on whether or not it's human nature to be dirty or clean, Would You Rather is between being alone forever or in a small community of people you hate and Would You Rather be in your twenties or your current age forever.  Current event: Lady accidentally falls in trash bin and gets picked up by trash truck!

Kate and Thibaud nibble on western medicine, and bionic humans. For WYR it’s between used only being able to buy used  underwear or used toothbrushes and is it better to have a photographic memory or a 200 IQ…. 🥴🙃 Current event: Man pays thousands of dollars to turn into a dog 🐕 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the only list that matters, for Would You Rather it's between going to a party where you know absolutely no one or only going to parties where you know everyone, and only eating foods you dislike forever or working a job you never wanted and hate for the rest of your life?  Current event: exploding toilets

Kate and Thibaud nibble on speech, specifically the formulation of coherent thought into words. For 'Would You Rather' it's between being on a dating show or being on a survival show and fainting in public, or pooping in public?  Current event: Florida porch pirate regifts. 

Thibaud and Kate nibble on food note endings which has to segway into the most popular meal of the year! Thanksgiving! 🦃  For  ‘Would You Rather’ it’s between never be able to explain yourself OR never be able to understand others and walk around with wet socks all day OR a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?  Current event: a convict and his colorful underwear 🩲 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the notion of switching bodies, who or what, and why?  WYR takes you on a journey between barefeet walks in some nasty sh*t or sitting on a wet and dirty toilet seat and would you rather be the only one being laughed at, or the only one laughing at someone else?  Current event: Funeral home fines for improperly storing 200 dead bodies

Kate and Thibaud nibble on table manners and disparities between rich, poor, and different cultures at the dinner table. For WYR it’s between being good at something, but you absolutely hate it or being bad at something that you love, AND be a great gifter, or give bad gifts, but receive great gifts all the time? Current event: Fat Bears 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on dreams am I rite? Would You Rather is between being constantly suprised or always know what's coming AND would you want to know when and how you'd die or nah?  Current event: Giraffe poo 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on all things math, but not before celebrating Thibaud’s new venture. WYR is between always eating okra as a vegetable or eat 3 cockroaches one time and have access to all veggies AND discover a dead body or walk in on someone in the process of being murdered.  Current event: 104 year old skydiving grandma!!

Kate and Thibaud nibble on time warps and why it feels like some people are pregnant longer than others, or certain kids grow up faster. For Would You Rather’s it’s between sending nudes to your parent OR to your social media and Would You Rather be famous or wealthy? Current event: how much $$$ would you need to feel rich? 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on rules of the road and traffic courtesies. For Would You Rather it’s between being really short or really tall and being hilarious all the time or extremely intelligent.  Current event: NYC woman solicits for a husband with a sign. 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on elderly abuse by way of spending an absurd amount of money at hip millennial coffee shops. For would you rather it’s between ‘never be able to go inside or never be able to go outside’ AND ‘sew all your own clothes or grow all your own food.’ current event: Man accidentally donated $15K instead of $150 to neighbor’s GoFundMe 💸💸💸

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the way of measure with the metric vs imperial system. How is a foot an actual foot, and other silly ways the imperial system might make someone feel more superior. For would you rather it's between Christmas every day or your birthday every day AND whether you'd be the same person your whole life, or multiple people.  Current event: Is this the real Kanye? The...

Kate and Thibaud nibble on travel and specifically people that wait at their flight gate. For WYR it’s between living a long life, but poor or dying in 5 years, but rich… then it went downhill for there, with a user submitted WYR. 🩸  Current event: Taylor Swift in THEATERS OCT 13 vs. Britney Spears in her prime. 

Kate and Thibaud pretend for a second that they’re Ratz at the Huberman Lab and nibble on how ideas materialize. For WYR it’s between NO access to wifi at home for a week  or no cellphone on vacation AND WYR lose all your valuables and money or all the pictures you’ve ever taken? current event: Back on that tipping BS but this time at hotels 💰

Kate and Thibaud nibble on hotel towels, how sanitary they actually are, and how we absolutely definitely no longer need to take them home. For would you rather it's between a stranger wiping your behind every time you go number two OR use a towel to wipe your behind each time you go number 2 AND always tip zero and everyone at the restaurant would know OR always tip 30% and no one would know...

Kate and Thibaud nibble on email signatures that are full of love and light and variations of BS. This week would you rather tackles if you’d clean the floor by licking or clean the toilet with your toothbrush AND work a new job every year or stick with one job until retirement?  Current event: JURY DUTY with kids 🥵 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on songs that get stuck in your head, and add two songs in your head in the process. Be on the lookout for some greatest hits soon. 👖🍚  For Would You Rather it’s between horizontal or vertical bars if you had to live in a cage forever AND whether or not you’d eat only cake or chips every day for one meal.   Current event: Flat booty bears 🐻 🍑 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on wickless wax with a little David Beckham cameo 😅. This episode just goes downhill from there. We end the episode with a tirade on men AND women 🫠

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the embarrassing act that is RUNNING in public! Would you rather be stopped by security at the airport and be falsely detained OR be stuck in an airplane with a person who needs to be rightfully detained and would you rather only ever be able to smile or only be allowed to laugh loudly?  Current event: Hey Barbie! 

Thibaud and Kate nibble on geography, and how Chicago isn't in the midwest, but does anyone know where Suriname is even?! Would you rather be stuck in a phone booth for an hour with 10 tarantulas or 10 snakes OR would you rather have Universal respect or Unlimited Power?  Current event: Threads! Exciting new platform or Twitter Dupe?