RATz

Kate and Thibaud are back for season 2 and are nibbling on random things travel, whether being parents to kids is the same as being a dog mom(or dad), and the AUDACITY of American's and why we're so loud in Europe! Would you rather spend the rest of your life in an extremely busy city or the rest of your life in the countryside OR travel to a place that's hot or stay home with your...

Thibaud and Kate nibble on passive aggressive phrases that just never seem to land well. Would you rather’s are between knowing the history of every object you touch or talk to animals, AND have all your friends have the ability to see through your clothes or read your mind?  Current event: raccoon orders donut like human 🦝  End of season 1  🧀 🐀 

Thibaud and Kate nibble on death binders for the most meticulously executed funeral. For would you rather’s it’s between owning a pet dinosaur or 12 cats and whether or not you’d eat a meal that Kate has cooked or drive in the car with her.  Current event: airplane emergency exits ✈️ 🚨 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on traffic lights, a little bit of color theory, and hot pursuit driver’s tests. WYR is between high profile jury duty and a 72 hour boring lecture OR never be able to sit, but keep your comfortable bed and be able to sit down, but always have to sleep on the floor.  Current event: DUI doggy 🐕 

Thibaud and Kate nibble on the difference between tornado and hurricane warnings and the mechanics of both with some beach action.  For would you rather a little NSFW involving your favorite cousin and whether you’d put hot sauce on everything or never use condiments again?  Current event: 500lbs of abandoned noods in the only appropriate place to find them. 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on some dirty, absolutely off-limit jobs. For would you rather it’s between 48 hours in the most uncomfortable + crowded  airport or 48 hours on a deserted island with no access to drinking water. And stubbing your toe every day or having dirt or an eyelash stuck in your eye every day.  Current event: naked bike ride 🍑 🚲 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on expired foods like some true Ratz. For this week's would you rather it's between getting lost in the desert or in the jungle and sprint each time you walked, or use a pogo stick as your only form of transport. Current event tackles some 500 up skirt pictures. 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the Chinese Acrobatics better known as Shen Yun, and whether anyone has been?! For would you rather it’s between choosing happiness or choosing to be right and if you’d be able to survive in a forest for a week or stay in a haunted house for a night.  Current event: Florida man 😅

Kate and Thibaud nibble on food from the trashcan in true 🐀 fashion. For would you rather it’s between never having to put gas in your car or never needing to go pee and listener submitted: not showering for a whole week or having no access to indoor bathroom for a month.  Current event: the Kardashians 🚗 🏃🏻‍♀️ 💨 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on coughing in public and why it’s the most shameful of acts. For would you rather’s it’s a debate between being a petty person or having a squeaky clean image and never be stuck in traffic or never get a cold again.  Current event: MAMMOTH meatballs 

Ratz nibble on why almost all of our grandparents just had a magnifying glass laying around and when you decide to procure one for yourself. For would you rather’s it’s between being able to take things that you’ve said back or to hear everyone’s opinion of you, and whether you’d get a finger cut each time you scrolled on your phone or bite your tongue at every meal?!  Current event: Gwyneth Paltr...

Kate and Thibaud nibble on a concert merch, a little bit of theft, the emergence of a certain type of millennial branding and names (again). For Would You Rather's it's between telepathy and telekinesis, and if you'd prefer a comfortable lie OR an uncomfortable truth? Current event: the price of things and $10K birthday parties. 

Kate and Thibaud nibble on the important question of what animal they’d be if they could be any animal. Would you rather has them choosing between laughing at inappropriate times or crying when frustrated and if you’d spent the night in the middle of nowhere or have a cringe moment on stage in front of thousands. For current event they talk about Swift City and the fancy fountain pen ends the epis...

Kate and Thibaud nibble on pens and if there is such a thing as scribble memory, and whether or not it’s normal to casually write with a fountain pen. Would you rather use a fountain pen every time you write or shower once a week? Or clean up someone’s vomit or someone’s blood?!  Current event: A new law in Maine around vanity plates, and Kate and Thibaud demonstrate exactly how things can get mis...

Kate and Thibaud disagree about people who back into parking spaces, because one thinks it’s dangerous and the other one does it 😜. This week’s Would you rather tackles whether or not you’d walk in heels to work or drive backwards to work, and whether you’d drive a moped forever or back into every parking spot for the rest of your life. Current event: HAILEY, JUSTIN, and SELENA DRAMA! 

Thibaud and Kate chat about the concept of hair and how it can possibly grow in specific patches. For would you rather’s it’s between trouble sleeping or trouble waking up and if you’d rather clean windows high up in the sky or work miles down under as a miner.  For current event we could’ve tackled the Jeff Koontz shattered art piece, but instead we talk about Brittney’s alleged dinner at Nobu. 

Join Kate and Thibaud as they chuckle about the boujieness of valet parking, for ‘would you rather’ it’s a choice between laying by the pool or on the beach and apparently we can’t get enough of some poopy shituations 🙃 For current event : how bout that Rhianna Halftime show? 

It’s a RATztravaganza! Join Kate, Thibaud, and their partners for a special Valentine’s Day episode. Some dirty would you rather’s, and orgy talk. This one is a true shitshow. 

Ratz nibble on time math again, but this debate takes on analog vs digital watches, months of the year, and question who midnight belongs to. Would you rather have a bat infestation or a roach infestation AND what about a terrible lie or terrible truth? Current events: 🥚 🐓 

Ratz nibble on opossums, their image, and honey badger don’t care!! For ‘would you rather’ Kate and Thibaud have to make some food choices, and also decide on their time to call it quits 🙃. Current event is the ongoing story of Britney Spears’ conspiracies. 

Kate and Thibaud talk about military time, and the math behind it. Some fun would you rather’s, and for a current event they share a bit of their New Year’s resolution. Who is  the goal setter and who is just looking for some good vibes?? 

Ratz nibble on New Year’s Eve glasses and why we need them and could a new eco friendly rendition of these party shades be on the horizon? Kate somehow doesn’t get the concept of living “the same day every day for 365 days” and how important is our wallet really? In current events: how does Pete Davidson get the good cheese every time? 🧀 🐀 

In episode 3 of Ratz Kate and Thibaud nibble on infomercials and why the hell they’re so addicting. We’re switching things up and added in some fun “would you rather’s”. Who would survive in jail and what about being in a coma for a decade doesn’t sound appealing? In not so current current events. Taylor’s Swift and Ticketmaster 😅