Rating Descending

Getting a little chocolate and a boiled water. This week Michelle and Abigail (guest starring Casserole) watched this dismal horror movie so you don't have to! They take quick dive into the films terrible performances, strange insight into eating disorders, and concerning tropes surrounding autism

Was Ethan Hawke the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll? Find out as this week Michelle and Abigail watch this 2013 action film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films bad performances, flashing editing, and incomprehensible plot

Vibrating forks, assaulting birds, and getting pearl necklaced by ice cream. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Paul Blart Mall Cop sequel so you don't have to! This take a quick dive into the films fatphobia, misogyny, and plot holes

God's not dead, he's surely alive! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this ~highly anticipated~ sequel so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films absolute delusion, bigotry, and sheer fucking gall

Slurred words, damsels in distress, and IMDb: The Boss Baby. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third Escape Plan movie so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films crippling pace, radicalised target demographic, and Sly's absolute refusal to annunciate

Cryan Branston, tapered faces, and The Ultimate Doctor Who Teaser™️. This week Marchelle and Abigail watched the sixth Police Academy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films shit jokes, fluctuating cast, and half-arsed plot

It's the Quickening, MacLeod! Can you feel it?  This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third Highlander film so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films ambitious premise, déjà vu riddled plot, and the leading man's confusing accent

Happy Gay Day to you, from us and Mr. Jiggly! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 1996 "comedy" so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films astonishing cameos, rapey leads, and total lack of humour

Love arrows, going into the corn, and getting ghosted by Patrick Swayze. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Striptease so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, leading lady, and it's statement on sex work

Deep dish, wind, and strong little boys. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Home Alone film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lack of charm, new cast, and it’s strange array of murderous tactics

Colours, cool gadgets, and George Clooney. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the film that ruined Jimmy Fallon’s acting career so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films lacklustre performances, bad jokes, and strange tone

Anal cavity VR games, milk obsessions, and passing the Snoop exams. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 2004 Kevin Hart comedy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, crassness, and surprisingly funny moments

Token Trans Friends™️, Leslie Nielsen Sections, and the hot new boyband One Devision. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Superhero Movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films heinous amounts of Drake Bell reaction shots

C-U-N, God’s Delight, and defeating the IMDb final boss. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the sequel to The Butterfly Effect so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad performances, strange special effects, and boring plot.

Tax loops, a 1% box office return, and Uwe Boll fist-fighting Michael Bay. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the director’s absurd reputation, the films great cast, and anti-PC culture

Acrostic poems, Daddy Chonkums, and shitting on Grease. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the last American adaptation of the Rings franchise so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into how utterly boring this movie truly was

This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward begrudgingly descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming.

Caves for kids, never-ending revolving doors, and Batman vs the Excited Tinkler. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Hannah Montana movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films whiteness, straightness, and cringey-ness

Twink Skywalker, Fatboy Slim’s new single, and the Pavlova Effect. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2014 Horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films loose theme, forgettable plot, and it’s plethora of bad performances

Make It Chipmunk!™️ This week Abigail and Michelle watched the long awaited Squeakquel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films star power, confusing lore, and the weirdly sexual design for the Chipettes

Edge lords, chadward men, and our new spin off podcast 'Rating Dakota’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the American adaptation of this acclaimed series so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, lacklustre leads, and strange character and plot changes

Limp wrists, big-tittied nannies, and being homouncomfortable. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Sex and the City sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films questionable approach to sexuality, race, and fashion

Controlling tapeworms, frozen bras, and wet vs damp. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Amy Schumer “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad jokes, racist stereotypes, and divisive leading lady

Jamie Sidegroin, Dakota Frontboob, and pouring apple juice all over yourself. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Fifty Shades movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick feminist rant into the films skewed sense of romance, lack of kink, and absence of plot

Disco ball brains, death by electric guitar, and loose barrels. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 8th Friday the 13th film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inventive death scenes, terrible acting, and lack of Manhattan