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Everything collapses, spectacular sight, and Cancun. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this K-Man travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Keanu’s performance, it’s dull love affair, and it’s shoddy direction

Bi-curious werewolf queens, a knock-off Jamie Lee Curtis, and pre-approved Spookums Lists. This Halloween we watched the bonkers Howling sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films campiness, hilarious production issues, and werewolf lore

Screenshotted detectives, Chekhov’s girlfriend, and McConaughfiying. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Netflix original so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, basic plot, and hackneyed dialogue

Scoring, motorbike mounds, and strange silences. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the messy Grease sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, musical numbers, and general rampant horniness

Cleft chins, razzie awards, and being crushed to death by Peter O’Toole. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1984 Supergirl so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the quality of actors, terrible special effects, and bizarre storyline

Tight soccer shirts, pure critterisms, and Titanic 2: The Wreckoning. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Critters film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films lukewarm fear factor, schlocky performances, and its fun Leo DiCaprio cameo

Metatextual dreams, trash men, and being a Santa Skeptic. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Looks Who’s Talking film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the leading couples chemistry, the films tonal shift, and the lore of the LWT world

Similar haircuts, tiger-crouching over cars, and manic pixie dream boys. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the fourth Karate Kid instalment so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, shoddy dialogue, and touching moments

Drive-thru brothels, scrotum coding, and a new anti-titling campaign. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Species 2 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films practical effects, terrible special effects, and silly performances

Prosthetics, fart jokes, and becoming a giant monster hamster’s bitch. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Eddie Murphy sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fatphobia, wholesome moments, and the star power of the two leads

Black boob leather, “Earth Two”, and sucking on so many levels. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Friday the 13th film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films Sci-Fi genre, fun ensemble of characters, and inventive deaths

I am Jacky Legs and I’d like to say hello! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Austramerican epic so you don’t have to! They touch on the films strange premise, lacklustre cast, and surreal pace

Suh dude! This week Abigail and Michelle did not watch Baise-Moi because screw that. Instead they take a long dip into their five favourite comfort films, formative memories of their local video store, and the much-needed escapism of great cinema

Fudging cool funky gadgets, Hot Ham Man, and bringing a gun to a gun fight. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the xXx sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man,  bizarre plot, and silly action sequences

“What am I DOING?” This week Abigail and Michelle, joined by guest star and filmmaker Shane Anderson, watched this cult movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the cheesey dialogue, infamous fight scenes, and unapproachable plot

Confederate gold, wolves in jorts, and having a bad 'tude. This week Michelle and Abigail voluntarily watched the third Twilight film so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films plotholes, vacant performances, and the eternal Edward vs Jacob feud

Vibrating fingers, Rainblow, and high Smash Mouth ratios. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another 2006 Tim Allen film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, montage sequences, and confusing battle scenes

Tim Allen - republican and great to chat to. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this family comedy remake so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, bloated plot, and memorable moments

Being the ugly one, hating on Batfink, and just wanting to be a dad. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Wayans Brothers "comedy" so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films snail-like pace, trippy CGI, and confused tone

Tight skirts, water fights, and ram-riding show tits asunder. This week, for their 50th episode, Abigail and Michelle watched Bitch Slap so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films iconic dialogue, flashy direction, and melodramatic performances

Singing a song and going absolutely feral. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the final Big Momma film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films audio issues, Razzie performances, and trope-ridden plot

Herbie vs Brum, Gordon Ramsey hand performances, and How Shit Works™️. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the first film of the Human Centipede trilogy so you don’t have to! They take a long look into male directors mishandling gore, violence, and sexuality

Fugly Or Not? You decide! This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Strause Brothers disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films dramatic performances, incompetent directors, and yonic alien presence

Aggressive cobbers, absorbing cottonballs, and little rabbit boys. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 2012 coming of age film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films blurred theme, directing style, and Miley’s performance

Are you giggle intolerant and need your films chuckle free? This week Michelle and Abigail watched Setup so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films confusing direction, tonal inconsistencies, and outlandishly terrible performances