Rated H

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin. Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.

Our listeners didn't ask for it, but they've got it. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs. Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of. Did Ben react badly to some things? Maybe. Was Smokey a pervert in those early days? Definitely.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian. Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying. Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples. Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter trivia.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Tom, from the awesome Anywhere But Here podcast. Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben may have forgotten something.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror! Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out, with his own description of a film.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide. Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on rats, gas, eyes and hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben attempts tactfulness. He fails.

Join your hosts Ben and Smokey, as they take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pipes, Parky, Pascoe and the paranormal. Oh and this episode? Scariest. Outtake. Ever.

The eighth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting it, a fly in the ear and homemade weapons. Oh and this episode? Longest. Outtake. Ever.

The seventh episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on crooked men, how to improve Greggs the bakers and how to say farewell to a true horror legend. Oh and how to hit a teenage girl in the face properly.

The sixth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mummies, baby drivers, sprouts and never ending fist fights. Oh and more Bottom references than you can shake a stick at...or would ever want to.

The fifth episode of Rated H is here...finally! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on flutes, sweaty saxophones and music played with fingernails. Oh and Smokey is possibly a kid hating, non-dementia sympathising pervert.

The fourth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on films with too many sequels, a writer who surely must run out of ideas at some point and Rah Di Dah. Oh and Ben is possibly a giant racist.

The third episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey! Hear their opinions on Findus Crispy Pancakes, rampant sexism, patronising podcasting and a 10/10 classic!

The second episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a horrific journey...again. Hear their opinions on haunted bedroom furniture, stuffed cat fights and how best to impersonate a demon.

The inaugural episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Blair Witches, chainsaw wielding brides, killer hillbillies and soul destroying theme tunes.