Rated H

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals. Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence. Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.

Not content with being a mere podcasting legend, Ben also has to grab an extra 15 seconds of fame on national radio. Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts. Hear their opinions on being a true wordsmith, dodgy Skype connections and lycanthropic appendages. Oh and on this episode? Smokey wants an answer to a question, no one...

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging not one but TWO people along. It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast! Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera and why the fast forward button is incredibly important. Oh and on this episode, Ben dispenses with a particular item of clothing.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, having different opinions, uncomfortable post coital scenes, people being wrong and sibling rivalry. Oh and this episode? The lads drink beer and record for a lot longer than normal.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, staying inside, being quiet, pointless scenes and people with no sense of humour. Oh and on this episode? Smokey says he's not going to rant about something. Then rants about it.

Once again, this wasn't asked for, but it's being forced upon you. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 4-6. Evilspeak, 30 Days of Night and The Abominable Dr Phibes. Had we grown into our craft? A little. Was Ben still recording from an echoey office? Yep. Was Smokey becoming more of a pervert? Definitely.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on breaking ice, zones that may be dead and grudges that may just not be worth it. Oh and on this episode? Ben decides he's gone too far. Finally.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting the rage, getting the anger, getting the Pepsi and getting the horn. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a point. Ben disagrees. Again.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on surprising acting, bad acting, good acting and things that just don't make any sense. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey get a bit ranty...ok...Smokey does.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on jokers, smokers and midnight...runs through the woods. Oh and this episode? A cheeky bit of quiz show thievery occurs.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths. Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections. Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff. Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken. Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws. Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts! Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests. Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns. Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns. Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before. Because it's filthy.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges. Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.

A little bonus. Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes. Should we have released this? You decide.

Ben and Smokey take you on truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast. Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings. Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.