Rated H

Who knew we would still be doing this in 2026?!  Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy! Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027. Foxy Stoat!

Happy Halloween, everybody! It's that time of year again. Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears.  Thank you for your continued support and listens! Foxy stoat! werhere.substack.com

Look, I know it's been a while... But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it? Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR! Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just as awesome - follow the link werhere.substack.com

Happy Easter! What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films? Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word? https.//376miles.substack.com

Finally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head? Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining! Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show. Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years. Foxy Stoat! https.//376miles.substack.com

The last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun? You decide! The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure. Smokey may also have some news for you too! The blog! 376miles@substack.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is. Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches. Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words. Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering. Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend. Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes. Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey. Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer. Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril. Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. But this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review! Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs. Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes in the most subtle reference to Beverly Hills Cop 2. Ever. See if you can spot it!

Oh yes, it's that time of year, again! Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives. On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19. Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games. But, can we all just marvel at Ben's French language skills?

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror. Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down. Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey! Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy to behold.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrifc journey. Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings. Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda! Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme? Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing opnions. Oh and on this episode? Ben & Smokey promise to be respectful to each other...it doesn't last.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose. Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions. Oh and on this episode? Ben confirms his status as king of the aside.

You thought he was gone for good, didn't you?! Well, that was silly, wasn't it? The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth. Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio. Don't forget to subscribe to the new feed for Rated H, for all new shows, from here on.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.