Rachael Weber

Rat Diaries

Comedy EN ↓ 86 episodes

Welcome to Rat Diaries. A podcast by Rachael Weber & a new episode EVERY TUESDAY.Why Rat Diaries? Well, this podcast is dedicated to my departed pet rat, Eloise. At age 10, I had a pet rat named Eloise (named after Eloise, from the movie Eloise at Christmas). She was white with black spots, enjoyed mini pancakes & yogurt drops, and was the closest thing to a chihuahua that my parents would let me have as a pet. This rodent single-handedly created my identity and made me a Rat Girl. Welcome to Rat Diaries.

Author

Rachael Weber

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Sep 23, 2025

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Episodes

No one talks about acne in your mid-late 20's 20.03.2024

Why does no one talk about horomanl acne in your mid-late twenties?! You're NOT alone. In this episode, Rachael shares her troubles with her skin and her healing journey. 

So Real, So Not: March (ft. Jake) 12.03.2024

Welcome back to the So Real, So not series, featuring the one and only, JAKE!!! Jake shares his favorites for the month of March - what's in (so real) and what's out (so not). Tarte influencer trip, FroYo, TikTok Shop, Socializing Sober, Perfumes, Lip Gloss, Lower Body workouts, bagels, THE LIST GOES ON! Will they be so real... or so not? Jake also shares the exciting news that.... HE's OFF the ma...

2024 needs a rebrand 05.03.2024

2024 needs to get with the program... it's time for rebrand. In this episode, Rachael shares the things in life that need to be rebranded: the 99 cent store, lowe's, corporate america lingo, clubbing in vegas, the education system, hotels. Also... featuring a SPECIAL guest... her black cat bf, Nick.  xoxo

My Favorite Conspiracy Theories: Taylor & Travis, Britney Spears, Earth, Industry Plants 27.02.2024

On this episode, Rachael shares her current & favorite conspiracy theories and her opinions of them (true or not true). How does the Earth exist? Are Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce really dating? Is Britney Spears ok? Industry Plants: Ice Spice & Instagram comedians Bobbi & Funny Marco - are they really famous?

Lessons from the Rat's Nest: Your mom is always right 20.02.2024

On this episode, Rachael shares her recent discoveries about herself and lessons learned about being an adult. One of these recent discoveries being... your mom is always right. This episode has a dose of humor and relatability as Rachael explores the absurdities and triumphs of growing up. It's time to embrace the chaos and find the humor in the everyday struggles of adulting!!! lol!! 

Two Rats, One Quiz: How well does my boyfriend know me? 13.02.2024

Get ready for a wild ride on "Two Rats, One Quiz"... LOL should that be my new podcast name? JK. Rachael's BF Nick is a guest on this podcast and she tests him on all thing Rachael. Find out if my boyfriend's really paying attention as we test his knowledge of my habits, routines, toxic traits, etc. But it's not all one-sided – he gets to test my knowledge of facts about him too... tune into the n...

So Real, So Not (feat. Jake): What's hot and what's so NOT for February 06.02.2024

Rachael is joined by guest Jake (her bestie). Jake shares his "So Real, So Not" for February - we spill the tea on everything that's hot and, of course, what's so not for the month of February. From dissecting the Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion drama, fashion trends that are out, skincare, Jake's viral meme account, and millennials.

The Bruce Weber Takeover 30.01.2024

On this episode, meet Rachael's dad Bruce!!! Not only is Burce the ultimate girl-dad on every level, but he is an icon and Rachael's best friend. Tune into this episode for funny stories about Rachael's childhood, tales from Bruce's upbringing, and some inspriational career advice from the Microsoft King (bruce hehe).  

No drinking szn, Crying, Kardashian Posture, & Cringe college moments 23.01.2024

In this episode, Rachael shares the ups & downs of her 75 hard journey and no drinking era. She also discusses how she cannot stop CRYING LOL. She then shares pop culture updates: Emma Chamberlain & Jack Harlow, Kardashian's posture, Monet McMichael & Jalen Noble.  Rachael also shares some CRINGE college moments, her current favorite book,  and what she's watching on netflix. Tune in!! 

Saltburn, an Alix Earle Hot Take, Hobby Lobby, and the Fraudulent Neighbor 16.01.2024

On this episode, Rachael gives her review of the movie Saltburn, and shares a hot take about Alix Earle and her podcast, Hot Mess. Rachael (the Rat Queen) recaps a recent visit to Hobby Lobby and the ~interesting~ views that the founder/owner of the religiously-affiliated craft store has. Rachael also shares the funny stories/events of her chaotic work trip to San Antonio, Texas and her opinion of...

Welcome to Rat Diaries 09.01.2024

Welcome to Rat Diaries. A podcast by Rachael Weber & a new episode EVERY TUESDAY. Why Rat Diaries? Well, this podcast is dedicated to my departed pet rat, Eloise. At age 10, I had a pet rat named Eloise (named after Eloise, from the movie Eloise at Christmas). She was white with black spots, enjoyed mini pancakes & yogurt drops, and was the closest thing to a chihuahua that my parents would let me...

The Big Announcement 01.01.2024

On this episode, Rachael shares a big announcement... the memo mamas have a new host! 

Holiday Guide: Healthy Recipes & Last Minute Gifts 18.12.2023

Ashley & Rachael share their favorite healthy holiday recipes & last minute gift ideas for friends, lovers, or family! Your memo mamas also share their holiday season traditions with family. Happy Holidays from your memo mamas!

Toxic household products you should ditch 11.12.2023

In this episode, Ashley shares the top toxic household products… that you probably use daily! Beauty, cooking, home décor – they discuss popular toxic products that will surprise you. They explore why these products can harm you and share non-toxic product / brand alternatives.

LOVE LIFE 101: How to treat a woman 04.12.2023

Memo misters... THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. Rachael and Ashley share dating advice for new & long term relationships, advice for committed relationships, and the MAJOR no-no's for men and the way they treat a woman. 

Things you don't know about us: toxic traits, relationships, and how we met 27.11.2023

Rachael and Ashley share the things that you DON'T know about them... They each share funny quirks/toxic traits about themselves, weird stories from childhood, details about romantic relationships, family, and tell the story of they met and became best friends.  This episode also includes the FIRST featured memo of the week :) Ashley asking Rachael to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. 

Stories from a Pelvic Floor Physical Therapist 20.11.2023

In this episode, Ashley discusses why she became a pelvic floor therapist and what she does for her job. She also shares crazy stories from her patients, examples of how someone can get pelvic floor physical therapy, and the benefits. Rachael recaps her weekend hunting deer (LOL) and how she's becoming a country girl.

Our faves to "sleigh" the holidays: cozy home décor, fall fashion, festive activites 13.11.2023

Getting into the holiday spirit is hard as an adult... On this episode, Rachael and Ashley share their fall/holiday favorites + how they get into the holiday spirit and reignite their inner child! They discuss how they'll be decorating their homes to give that cozy/holiday feel, how they're curating their fall fashion, and some fun activities they'll be doing with their significant others during t...

January 1st is a joke: Why we're starting our 2024 resolutions NOW 06.11.2023

In this episode, Rachael & Ashley share why they are setting intentions for 2024 in Novemeber 2023, and starting their resolutions BEFORE Jan 1, 2024. They give advice on how to prepare & set your intentions & resoltions for the new year and ensure you have a plan for how to make it happen! The gals also give updates on how their 75 hard journeys are going.  

Our morning routine: how we start our day to SLAY 30.10.2023

In this episode, Rachael and Ashley share their morning routines that help them SLAY THE DAY! Wake up time, workout routine, breakfast, and other activities that help them start their day before work. The memo mamas also recap their recent Shabbat dinner gone WILD (RaRa got a little loco coco if you know what we mean) and talk about Rachael's secret talent (Challah). Ashley give an update on Taylo...

Cappuccinos & Vino: Recapping our Italian Vacay! 23.10.2023

CIAO!! Your memo mamas have RETURNED from their Italian getaway… tune into this episode for a good, old-fashioned, bestie catch up session. Rach and Ash share what's new in life, recap their Italian getaways, discuss Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift (Ashley's Roman Empire), and share their sorrows for the conflict/attacks in Israel.  

Blue Zones: Live like the 5 healthiest places on earth 16.10.2023

On this episode, Rachael and Ashley discuss the 5 healthiest in the world the "Blue Zones" and share the reaons behind how these international pockets of the earth are enabling longevity. They also share their opinion of corporate America is NOT positively benefiting the health and well-being of society. Tune in for how you can change your lifestyle to live like one of the blue zones of the earth...

So Real, So Not: What's in & what's out for October (featuring Jake) 09.10.2023

On this episode of This Deserves A Memo, Rachael & Ashley's bestie, Jake (also known as Ken for the Summer), joins them to share his "So Real, So Not"'s for October. What's in, and what's out for the month. Jake keeps RaRa & BadAsh young (he also is significantly younger than them but who cares… age is just a number). Tune in for some learning lessons on what's SO REAL and SO NOT this month… oh an...

Ashley turns 30: Her top 5 lessons from her 20's 02.10.2023

October 2nd, 2023 is a national holiday… it's ASHLEY'S BIRTHDAY! And this year it's extra special… BadAsh is turning the big 3-0! On this episode, Ashely shares her top 5 lessons she learned in her 20's that have helped her feel the BEST she's ever felt. How to be/stay confident, relationship advice, keeping your health… all subjects that we discuss on this episode. Along the way, Rachael also ask...

Cycle Syncing: Eat, thrive, and exercise with your cycle 24.09.2023

In this episode, Ashley explains cycle syncing .. what is it? How can you adjust your lifestyle, activity, diet, social behaviors, etc. throughout the different phases of your period?

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