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This week on Toilet Radio: We went out to see some shows. Jordo checked out Blitz Kid and Joe went to see The Misfits and Mercyful Fate. We’re talking horror punk, Fear, Alice Cooper (feat. the monstrous Kane Roberts), Danzig’s continued failure, the delightful Kreator, and the unbeatable King Diamond. OTHER TOPICS: Marty Friedman’s war on Cap’n Crunch, The Sword calls it q...

This week we’re joined by Doktor Ross Sewage of Exhumed and Ludicra to talk about the latest record from the former and the unexpected reunion shows of the latter. BUT MOSTLY we’re here to talk about BODY MELT, a 1993 Australian horror movie that doesn’t make a ton of narrative sense but DOES get extremely gooey. Join as we try to suss out the narrative thread, discuss the consum...

Which TovH podcast is actually cool enough to discuss the brutal, intricate depths of metal lyrics?  Rhetorical question The erudite edgelords emerge once again!  In honor of Halloween we’re talking about a topic that should make your skin crawl: metal lyrics.  They range from low-effort filler (“Hello me, meet the real me!”) to high-minded lameness (“I AM THE TABLE”)...

The October Spooktacular continues. This week we’re joined by Nikita of Svn. Seeker to discuss the sole horror movie produced by the Soviet Union, Viy (1967). Let’s come together and enjoy how much these filmmakers dislike the Russian Orthodox Church. Let’s take a look at some delightful practical effects and camera tricks that filmmakers were using over 50 years ago. They don&#8...

This week we’re joined by The Horror Guru , host of Blood Splattered Cinema, to watch 1988 horror shlock fest Hard Rock Nightmare . This movie is notable for a few reasons. First up: the opening scene is so goddamned jarring that I can offer no comparison. The less fun reason: Hard Rock Nightmare was written and directed by Dominick Brascia who, we discovered in the process of putting this e...

Andrew Lee of Ripped to Shreds (and Andrew Lee’s Heavy Metal Shrapnel , Houkago Grind Time , Skullsmasher , etc. etc.) drops by for the first edition of this year’s October Spooktacular! We’re talking about body pillows, HM-2s, getting signed to Relapse and horror movies. Specifically, we’re talking about Joko Anwar’s 2019 folk horror gem Impetigore . If you haven&#82...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re talking about an up-and-coming Florida death metal band that decided to self-immolate their careers. We’re also talking about Ghost riding a Tiktok meme to hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify. Mina Caputo has decided to side with anti-trans goons and that does not seem like a good idea! We talk about Zombie MetalSucks and the baffling choice to di...

This week on Toilet Radio:  The phenomenon of The Guy That Needs Attention at every single metal concert. What drives you to wear a piss-stained banana costume when you go out to Beer-y O’Whiskies for a Tuesday night show? / Talking about The Sword and suddenly feeling middle-aged. / Rare good news with The Black Dahlia Murder choosing to continue with Brian Eschbach moving over to vox and R...

This week on Toilet Radio: The best vibes of the year are upon us right now because Autumn is imminent / We get excited about football and talk about Ozzy performing on NBC for five seconds *skip to 11 minutes if you don’t wanna hear SPORTS TALK* / Getting drunk at the Children of Bodom sauna / Dave Mustaine tells us about his days as the big man on campus / Howard Jones’ Light the Tor...

The big story this week is that Dee Snider’s daughter is bootlegging Dystopia’s logo and album art for some real dickhead-looking dresses. But that’s not all! We’re also talkin’ recurring nightmares, Jordan plugs his upcoming appearance on Diary of Doom, the new world order of stupid band names, Ozzy performing at halftime for the NFL season opener, bands using telepr...

This week on Toilet Radio: The guy from E Town Concrete, a noted racial slur enthusiast, helped build an AI rapper that got signed to a record deal and promptly cancelled for dropping racial slurs. The boys argue over whether or not A.I. musicians will ever take off. I genuinely believe this shit is far too corny to ever catch on but others disagree! // Joe went to Riley Gale’s 2nd annual me...

Let’s enjoy these last dregs of summer before you’re forced back to school and/or the job you just decided to stop showing up for during the summer months. To celebrate, we’re taking an audio journey to Japan to enjoy the sights, smells, and sounds of a huge variety of Japanese metal. Let’s listen to some industrial noise, some death metal, some punk, some blackened power v...

This week on Toilet Radio: A Spooky Mansion sits down to chat with Jon Davis of Conan to discuss their sludgey new album. But before the interview, Jordo and Breno handle the nonsense portion of this week’s show. They’re talking about THE METAL NEWS feat. miserable old bastards from the days of metal past. Skip to 43:19 if you just wanna hear the interview . Music featured on this week...

Your two Solstice Songbirds return for an episode they hatecast at record speed.  Also we play some releases we liked so far this year WOOOORMRRRRROT Some podcasts put in a ton of effort into every episode, you know? They keep lists of what to discuss on their show and talk about it beforehand, like a bunch of nerds . And then there’s the other toilet metal podcasts. The renegades. The ones...

Last week on Toilet Radio we covered the first six episodes of No Cover, the YouTube reality show designed for aspiring Sumerian Records artists. This week, we’re finishing this first season. Who will be the latest band signed to the illustrious Sumerian roster? Who will be browbeaten by Sumerian CEO Ash Avildsen? Can Gavin Rossdale become more divorced? We learn all on this week’s sho...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching the first six episodes of Hit Parader’s NO COVER, a YouTube reality show in which bands compete for a chance to get signed to Sumerian Records. Is that a good prize? We discuss! Join us as we revel in an all-celebrity judge’s panel destroying the hopes and dreams of annoying local bands. Alice Cooper, Tosin Abasi, Lzzy Hale, Gavin Rossdale, and the o...

This week on Toilet Radio: Maybe Dimebag Darrel was racist? / The downfall of Vince McMahon / Breno makes us play Am I The Asshole and we discuss how to be a caring and attentive partner (also we learn that Imagine Dragons got their start working on the cursed Spiderman broadway musical) / We get an incredibly difficult question from a listener: “What, exactly, do you people actually like listenin...

Gen X correspondent Ian takes over Toilet Radio this week for a lengthy chat with Frost of Satryicon . Hear Frost talk about the newest Satryicon record , fine art, the evolution of black n’ roll, and their collaboration with the Edvard Munch museum in Oslo . If, for some reason, you’re not able to hop a flight to Norway and see the exhibition in person, listen to Frost describe the ex...

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We’re talking about hit Netflix original series Stranger Things, or rather specifically, Metallica on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. Even more specifically, we’re calling bullshit on manufactured PR coverage that old metalheads are somehow gatekeeping Metallica being featured on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. It didn’t happen! NEXT UP: We tak...

The audacious audionauts abscond with Spooky to broadcast the TRUTH that they DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE 🛸 🛸 🛸 This is a communique from Radio Free Toilet, livestreaming the REAL NEWS the government doesn’t want you to know from our secret bunker.  Are you ready to have a steaming pile of truth dropped right on your chest?  Are you ready to have your mind blown more than an episode of An...

This week on Toilet Radio we bullshit about a bunch of things and also drop big ass news months before every other outlet wakes up. This week’s shit:   We’re going through our dad’s iTunes libraries and jamming out / Eskimo Callboy decided a good fuckin’ 15 years after the fact to finally change their stupid name / Synthesizer guys are worse than guitar guys / The only good thing about the fourth...

This week we’re talking about feeling hopeless amid endless crises, both personal and global, while trying to just jam out. We also take a look at the latest machinations from Megadeth Inc., including cassettes, straight-to-DVD videos, and geriatric riff salad. They’re back! Ozzy is back with Todd McFarlane, Jeff Beck(?), and a bunch of other folks for a new record. We never have any idea what to...

Heyo – we’re back again, with all the consistency you’d expect from some riff-raff babbling on your third favorite toilet-themed podcast. And we’ve got Spear with us! It’s been a while so I’ll keep it brief.  We’ve got some rip-roarin’ North American folk metal that shreds banjo instead of weird Finnish lutes, some American black metal tryhards killi...

Aw hell, it’s another themed ‘sode. This week it’s all about mostly forgotten side projects from some of the biggest names in metal. Let’s talk about the good, the bad, and the extremely embarrassing side projects that just never went anywhere. We’ve got Dave Mustaine & Lee Ving’s MD.45 , Rob Halford & John 5’s 2wo , Geezer Butler & Burton C. B...

This week on Toilet Radio: We invented straight edge beer. Also, Five Finger Death Punch (I know, I know) is back with a new single that explores ground never before covered in music: what if a carnival was EviL???? We discuss children’s literature that knuckledragging bands can use to help write lyrics. We’re celebrating Tim Lambesis new marriage and commiserating that 3 members of As I Lay Dying...