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This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Breno discuss what it’s like to be a human rotting towards middle age. We’re talking about the failure of starting a band on Craigslist, refusing to engage with music, and finding new hobbies to get into forum arguments about. Breno regales us with a tale of seeing Kirk Hammett forget how to play guitar at a festival populated by young pop bands and&#...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got a lovely email from a listener asking, “So what exactly do I do with the information that Matt Pike is big time into antisemitic conspiracy theories?” We’re also talking about what was the final Maryland Deathfest(?) including: Will Rahmer’s Big Weekend Out, people doing gross shit, barricades burst, beer shortages, and a death in the middl...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about INFLATION and I don’t mean erotic images online! Classic rock VJs cannot handle the cost of chicken parmesan. Joe cannot justify spending $29 on apples. Inflation is so bad that Vince Neil is forced to do ads for payday loans. And amid all this, Metallica thinks you’ll spend $1600 on a record player? And here comes Universal Music Group gouging...

This week on Toilet Radio: The metal community lost an absolute titan of the scene this week and we wanted to spend some time remembering our friend. But I promise this episode isn’t all tears, we’ll also get into the fun, stupid things (we assume) you want to hear. Including: Dismember personally killing Maryland Deathfest forever in a convoluted attempt to avoid the Fauci Ouchie. Loo...

This week on Toilet Radio: we’re taking a quick detour to the movie theater to check out The Northman (feat. Willem Dafoe’s giant dick). From there, we discuss a Tik Tok rapper’s take on Slayer’s Raining Blood – it’s the future of rock, unfortunately! Judas Priest enters the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and for one brief, shining moment, Eddie Trunk was silent. We’re getting excited about Sharon...

This week on Toilet Radio: I’m sick lol. Topics include melting high-end audiophile gear, HIT PARADER PRESENTS: NO COVER, Sully Erna and Dez from Coal Chamber almost died from covid, and we argue over the ethics of seeing our friends naked. The big story this week: Avenged Sevenfold took donations to pull off some shady crypto scheme that sent a handful of empty plate carriers to Ukrainians. We di...

This week on Toilet Radio: Breno and Jordo take over to talk CONTENT OVERLOAD. Also: Decibel is starting their own metal label, and the consolidation of the metal media sphere continues. Metal Hammer wants you to know the TOP 10 BEST nü metal singers because that’s the information Metal Hammer readers demand to know. Is this the end of Maryland Death Fest? It looks like 2022 will be the fina...

This week on Toilet Radio: we watched Metal Lords, an R-rated teen dramedy aimed at a teenage and/or Gen X audience. Written by D.B. Weiss (Game of Thrones, “Flowers for Charlie”) and directed by Peter Sollett (Untitled Minecraft Film), Metal Lords is a movie that exists for an audience that may not exist. Jordan and I compare and contrast the experience of being a teenage metalhead wi...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re discussing alcohol withdrawal, rat infestations, and furries. And then at the 10-minute mark we start this week’s show: FAKE BANDS. We’re talking about some of our favorite (and least favorite) bands created explicitly for the purposes of a fictional narrative. Enjoy this non-exhaustive list of bands on this week’s show and then stab that pla...

*Pop*  Oh yeah, welcome back to another thrilling episode of THE Riff Raff podcast, I’m Een Zaamheid, joined of course by THE Hans, or as we like to call him Johann, and fellow grindcore afficionado and bandcamp headliner Theophrastus Bombastus. The gruesome twosome return, with returning guest and possessor of an IGoM-certified golden voice: TheoBomb. We’re all completely degenerate g...

This week your boys shake off the stank of last week’s mercifully unreleased episode with a very special THEMED episode of Toilet Radio. We’re sharing some music from a few of our favorite “obscure” bands. What does “obscure” even mean in the Internet era? I’m glad you asked! We discuss obscurity, the corpse of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ronnie Radke’s 49th bir...

On this week’s show:
 Cutting a promo for our upcoming episode on David Vincent’s book (available on Patreon within the next week) / Going out and seeing a queer country music show and having an excellent time / MAGA sound guy runs boards, mouth at power violence show; disaster entails / The kids are wearing big pants again / Psycho Las Vegas lineup is tumescent / Blackie Lawless sent out a press...

The rope-a-dope rabble-rousers return! A Spooky Mansion is back, and she’s got Hans and Eenzy in a headlock until they both cry uncle. Spooky’s back! And instead of robbing a smart shop while stoned, she’s got us ratcheted up to 11 with some good ol’ fashioned rasslin’. This is a topic I admittedly know admittedly next-to-nothing about, so you can be sure Spooky carri...

This week on Toilet Radio: Can you be a cool band and wear another band’s shirt? We discuss / Johan Hegg of Amon Amarth wears Under Armour shirt; yells uninformed opinions. / America is the Russians to the rest of the world / Let’s take a look at the hottest hits on the Bandcamp metal chart and ask, “Where is this money going?” / The curious case of a New England local meta...

DAVID VINCENT WATCH: Pete “The Feet” Sandoval confirmed to join I AM MORBID’s upcoming tour! / Ozzy has had enough of TAXACHUSETTS (California) / Tommy Vext is going back to the well (antivax nu metal). The well, she is dry. / Bandcamp got bought by Fortnite. What does it mean for the noisegrind economy??? / Is hardcore dumber now that it was in the 90s? We ask the tough questions. / Don’t have an...

The Shitpost Saints are back to ride or die with IGOM, and the boiz have got enough beef to make Biggie and Tupac look like Laverne and Shirley. We get it. When a newcomer is on the rise, getting ready to topple the current kings, they’re bound to step on some toes. And the rags-to-riffraff boiz Hans and  Eenzy are no exception. But after leaving their standard upper-decker for the Toilet Ra...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re buying all the vodka we can find to dump it out on the lawn. Not sure why but we’re doing it / Dee Snider is loud, old (part 209). / TOOL is back! In price-gouging form! / Necromancing Elvis / Telegram channels indicate that Militant Zone guys are getting blown up to death / More like Season of Piss / J-DAWG from Hell’s Headbangers ponders, “What is racism? What do...

The Anarchists of Amour are back with 360-degree-lookout Roldy peeping hard as they all exchange some post-coital bangers. Sometimes you fly a bit too close to the Sun; you go from excitedly poking the bear to pants-shittingly running away because you woke it up. We informed our mortal enemies at Toilet Radio (TM) about the immortal rivalry between Toilets and the Riff Raff in the sewers beneath....

This week on Toilet Radio: The new Jackass movie provides a small reason to keep on living! / A PR stooge sent us a heavy metal cover of a song by rightwing YouTube dipshit Tim Pool! / Alex Jones (the one from Undeath) seems like a pretty cool dude (unlike the other one) / We reminisce about Jack Black for reasons none of us really recall / Kirk Hammett is putting out a solo EP and we’re cur...

Our own BSG sits down to chat with Manny G from Z&A.  That’s right, Zeal and Ardor has finally made it to the big leagues. Ben Serna-Grey chats over Zoom with Manuel Gagneux of Zeal and Ardor .  They cover everything from what he’s been listening to lately and dream musical collaborators to his songwriting process, and how to deal with creative burnout and making music for a living...

This week on Toilet Radio: Freaks sitting their ass down on the cheese at the supermarket / Politics! Texas style, YEEHAW!!! *fires six shooters straight up into the air* / FOOTBALL!!! *fires six shooters directly into my TV* / Jordan samples exotic Mountain Dews and chips / Eddie Trunk pines for the wild rock n’ roll glory days of Gavin Rossdale & Bush / Death metal BEEF between Blood Incanta...

This week on Toilet Radio: Breno walks out on his job! (feat. rap air horns and farts) / 360-degree no-look tomahawk dunking on the Riff Raff podcast / Phil Labonte knows he’s getting boned by Spotify but is forced to grit his teeth and smile (feat. A BRAND NEW BRENOCIDE COVER YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS) / We examine our slurs-to-episodes ratio / The latest advancement in technology: Every band, incl...

The Dummköpfe of Dissonance are back after a short fortnight (or 2) off, and they’ve dragged resident honorary potato Theophrastus Bombastus back with them. Remember when you used to listen to those pleasant, catchy songs they play on the radio? No? Neither does Riff Raff.   Theo , ever the kvlt wunderkind, decided to go full Zero Dark Thirty and torture us (mostly Hans ) by choosing “...

This week on Toilet Radio: Chris Barnes vs Jamey Jasta – FIGHT! Ozzy helps scam NFT goons by giving them a scammy NFT URL when promoting his own scammy NFT! We got TWO different metal bands showing their ass over the astroturfed “trucker” rally in Canada! ***an very special interlude featuring a new Breno original Jon Schaffer cover*** A new Kid Rock track featuring an interlude...

This week on Toilet Radio we cover the gamut of world news. In personal news: Texas Roadhouse. In financial news: The NFT perverts have come for the remains of Kurt Cobain, and Steve Vai wants to auction an NFT of a video of a very bad guitar. In showtunes news: Meat Loaf died. In BEEF news: Every Time I Die call it quits and it’s all over but the shoutin’. In INTERDIMENSIONAL news: a...