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This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan discuss the 250th limited-edition American Independence Day. We take a trip in our time machine and travel ONCE MORE into the Metaverse. That long-forgotten land is now home to Metal Blade Records X KNUCKLEBONZ 360. What is this crap? We investigate. Nergal is more bald than ever. Bad Wolves are trying again with a FOURTH new vocalist. Good luck! Uncle Aci...

This week on Toilet Radio: Hot SOCCER action and FIFA madness! Phil Labonte offers an update on his thoughts RE: therapy is for women; still stupid. Silent Planet hit back with a zinger and then STICK IT to the French by metaphorically torching a venue over merch cuts and VAT fees. Hellfest (US) lived out an actual nightmare I’ve had by struggling to find a venue to host a big ass festival a...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior hockey leagues! Danzig is threatening to release another terrible movie and we compare/contrast him with Tommy Wiseau. Ozzy’s stupid kid is defending himself after going to the stupid president’s stupid blood sport event on the White House lawn. Phil Labonte has decided that American men are facing a crisis of alienation and also that therapy is for women. We shri...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Jordan lectures on Professional Wrestling at an Ivy League university while Joe gets sprayed down by a severed artery. But for the most part, we’re Remembering Some Guys. We started thinking about bands that had everything going for them but for some reason, timing or label issues or a bizarre X-factor, they couldn’t become as big as their potential. We&#8217...

This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian sits down with acclaimed film, video game, and television composer Bear McCreary. For folks unfamiliar, Bear has composed music for everything from Battlestar Galactica, God of War, The Walking Dead, and The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. Bear tells us the origins of his desire to put out heavy metal albums after working with Brendon Small, Se...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about traumatic forklift accidents and answering a listener question about gore in metal from the perspective of traumatic healthcare. OTHER SUBJECTS INCLUDE: Ozzy goes AI! Aaron Lewis is using ChatGPT to write jingoistic country songs, and PRESIDENT plan to release their debut album! Let’s explore the machinations behind this grassroots artisti...

Hot damn! On this week’s episode Gen X Correspondent scores an interview with Michel “Away” Langevin. Away talks about providing the orchestra cues from some of the band’s favorite cyperpunk movies, attempting to mic up every single piece of the orchestra, members of the symphony catching Voivod for lifting classical passages in their songs, learning how to make digital art...

This week on Toilet Radio: Venomous snake disasters! Furnace Fest is back and more generic than ever! Instead of a collection of hardcore revivals for old heads and baffling Christcore bands, you’ve got something way more dishwater. Aaron Lewis is back with more jingoistic bullshit, this time a hilarious ballad about how much he hates China. Drowning Pool had to cancel an upcoming South Amer...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Joe tells the story of how a brick that once lived outside of his car magically teleported inside of it. Also, Alex Terrible fought another ill-advised bare-knuckle boxing match and got stomped out. The former drummer of Suffocation offers a ChatGPT-authored apology for saying all those guys are toxic drug addicts. Dragonforce is bringing in Alissa White-Gluz as a second...

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan finally met up! We talk about scumbag personal injury lawyers, Brady Ebert facing LIFE in prison, mass layoffs over at Blast Beat Network sites, Reba Myers quit playing with abusive scumbag Marilyn Manson and instead joined up with a man with a spotless record: Danny Elfman. Zao is experiencing the joy of modern technology as their music keep getting flagg...

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe bought a huge stack of guitar magazines from the 90s and now we’re gonna make it YOUR problem. This time we’re examining the Guitar World Survival Guide, a feature in which dozens of famous and famous-ish guitarists offer their five tips to survive the once-thriving cutthroat music industry. You’ll hear pearls from Zakk Wylde, Yngwie, Wayne Static,...

This week on Toilet Radio: Kiss did not break up. They were lying about that. Again. Iron Maiden are getting inducted into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame, will not be attending. Suffocation responds to their former drummer that accused them of being a bunch of druggies AND they brought receipts! LiveNation is finally getting slammed with an antitrust conviction, unfortunately, nothing good will hap...

This week on Toilet Radio: 
A very confused cryptocurrency-themed metal band emailed us for coverage. Here it is, enjoy! We delve into the latest on Brady Ebert’s ongoing vehicular homicide-related legal troubles. Suffocation’s drummer quit the band and implied that his bandmates are all on drugs. Good luck in Sanguisugabogg! We check in with Maynard James Keenan as he comes to the same conclusion...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We talk about a fledgling TovH Guy really going above and beyond by attempting to murder the elderly father of his former Turnstile vocalist. See you in 15-20, Brady! We compare and contrast the journey of Brady Ebert with rapper Pooh Sheisty who also went above and beyond this week by attempting to kidnap Gucci Mane in front of a cop and a million cameras. In other news...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We received a listener email, as we are wont to do, with an intriguing request. Kevin is making a trek out to the Netherlands to attend the 2026 Roadburn Festival . He asked us to take a look at the lineup and give a preview of everything coming to the stage this year due to an accurate perception that we’re not super familiar with the artists performing. You got i...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Vinnie Vincent will sell you his new album for the paltry sum of *Dr Evil voice* TWO MILLION DOLLARS. Michale Graves has completed he scoundrel’s journey and signed to a Christian music label. He is excited to share his testimony with you lol.
Dogma is back aaaaand they’re forced to cancel their US tour due to visa issues. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving busine...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re unlocking a very good, previously Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode. BY POPULAR DEMAND: We watched “Addicted to Porn: Chasing the Cardboard Butterfly”, a 2017 anti-porn documentary narrated by Metallica’s James Hetfield. This documentary is available in multiple rips for free on YouTube or you could pay four dollars to rent it. Don’t do that....

Collaborations: sometimes they’re good! Who doesn’t get excited when two groups at the heights of their creative powers join together to make some new sounds? But for every Bring the Noise, you’ve got a dozen All in the Families. On this episode we examine several unrealized collaborations and ask, “Would this possibly, in a million years, have been good”? We’re...

Do you feel the power thrumming, my fellow woodland sprites? The time has come to address the secret elephant in the room: Nekrogoblikon  has a new release on the horizon, and we’ve recruited guest contributor Flying Warg (Katarzyna) to investigate. Flip the page on this tome of tumultuous tomfoolery if you dare, and also, have you heard of the mind goblin? The Boiling Sea releases April 17...

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan talk about the Kafka-esque nightmare of modern life. Also, Michale Graves, not content with getting his shows cancelled in DFW strip malls, is now having his shows cancelled in the UK. William Shatner, at 94 years old, is threatening to release a metal album. Dire stuff. But fortunately, Gen X Correspondent Ian talks with Testament’s Chuck Billy about the...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Joe tells more horrifying ER stories. BUT ALSO, Death Ray Vision announced they’re firing a band member for being a part of Patriot Front. The whole story is wild and leads us to ask, “why join a violent right wing hate militia when you could just join ICE?” ALSO, Vicious Rumors have kicked out their drummer of 40 years for posting bad right-wing memes!...

This week on Toilet Radio: 
Kid Rock had a big week. Rock the Country, his patriots-only festival for flyover states, was forced to cancel some dates at the last minute. But thankfully he got to headline TPUSA’s absurd “alternative super bowl halftime show” which, I’m told, went swimmingly. Brady Ebert got kicked out of his new band after trying to start beef with Turnstile. Lamb of God decided th...

This week on Toilet Radio: Teenage Joe gets to fulfill a dream. We talk with New Bedford, MA melodic hardcore legends A Wilhelm Scream . Guitarist/vocalist Trevor Reilly and Ben Murray join for an hour-long interview about all things punk and metal. We talk about the dearly departed Trevor Strnad and his connection that took Ben from Light This City to A Wilhelm Scream twenty years later. The duo...

This week on Toilet Radio: We got BEEF. A former member of Turnstile is BEEFING with the band over recent anti-ICE statements. Members of Reflections have so much BEEF with the vocalist over his pro-ICE views that they quit the whole damn band. The former vocalist of HeavyHeavyLowLow has BEEF with the guitarist over selling dusty old t-shirts! One of these things is not like the other! Also, Sharo...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talkin’ ’bout Dave Mustaine’s last ride with Megadeth and his cover of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning that sounds just about exactly how you would expect it to sound. Age comes for us all. ALSO: Bandcamp is banning* AI-generated music from the platform. We talk about what that means and what it looks like in practice, with a bonus of a...