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This week on Toilet Radio: we’re talking about ROCK THE COUNTRY, a festival for the oft-forgotten middle-American bourgeoises. Kid Rock is coming to YOUR backwater village and YES, this IS a THREAT. He’ll be bringing along Aaron Lewis, Nelly, and a whole lotta guys that get in trouble for wearing blackface for Halloween. Speaking of the Staind guy, he’ll be performing solo shows at a B...

This week on Toilet Radio: we’re talking about DIPSHITS and MORONS like Phil Labonte. But I swear to god we don’t spend too much time on it. Things are bad enough as is, we don’t gotta focus on ‘em. We ALSO talk about Vinnie Vincent making a big bet on himself by selling CDs with a single song for $300. God, I would love to have his confidence. In OLD GUY HARDCORE news: NJ Bloodline is BEEFING wit...

Meet the intense, young band bringing UK82 back to ATL26. Back in December I caught up with local (mostly) teenaged crusters Corporatocracy after a show with Atlanta extreme metal heavyweights  Shepherds ov the Veil ,  Fleshgrid , and  Dungeon Filth . By far the youngest band on the bill, after the show the other bands swarmed around them with praise for their stage presence and the energy they br...

This week on Toilet Radio: Clown from Slipknot started a Minecraft server and he’s more excited about it than anything he’s ever done in his life. Also, perhaps unsurprisingly, he’s really, really into A.I. We got an insane press release from ALCATRAZZ that airs out decades of petty annoyances, beefs, and drama at former band members. God bless the poor PR guy that had to actuall...

We exhausted our resources to cobble together all the of the things that happened in heavy metal in 2025 that are worth knowing about. Fact-checked, peer-reviewed, and painstakingly sourced, we cover every major story from the year in review. What bands called it quits? What band (singular) started? What albums dropped? Why did everyone die? If you missed every other episode this year, get caught...

Merry holiday everyone. This week me and Jordan give a lil update on everyone’s favorite guy who got left on the side of the highway by his former bandmates, Kyle from Vitriol. Also, we’re opening some super siqqq gifts. Nikita from Svnseeker and Dylan from Diary of Doom sent us super sweet packages. We also got each other giant boxes of absolute nonsense. If you’re driving acros...

We continue our annual tradition of crunching the numbers and determining the most popular “hard rock” and “heavy metal” singles of the year. It is dire, as is tradition. This year is even worse than expected. While you argue about which Bandcamp band with 200 purchases is most overrated, we’re tapping right into the mainstream to understand what tasteless drek the ma...

It’s an annual tradition. On the eve of the worst most popular metal and hard rock songs of the year, we celebrate by listening to the songs we liked best this year. Jordan didn’t find much in the world of heavy metal that turned his crank so he turned his ears to the sounds orbiting metal. Like every year, I just wanna rock so I found a few rockin’ tunes for you to get hyped to....

This week on Toilet Radio: Further updates on Dogma, the worker exploitation factory that also sometimes releases music. We talk about the saga of Vitriol, a tech death band that dumped their singer on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere on the middle of a tour. We had a twinge of sympathy for Kyle, the singer, until he started tweeting about his alter ego. Cradle of Filth, a licensed li...

This week on Toilet Radio: We talk about year-end dread and discuss our listening habits for the fiscal year 2025. What old shit have we been digging instead of frantically refreshing Bandcamp? / As I Lay Dying got signed to Napalm Records??? It is currently 2025??? / We get really, really into the Welcome to Rockville 2026 lineup for reasons we don’t understand. Join us for a ton of rapid-f...

This week on Toilet Radio: Fred Durst has been BANNED from Estonia due to his bizarre history with the Russian Federation. We talk about washed-up metal guys forming strange alliances with baltic states. ALSO, the new vocalist of Vulvodynia was announced and then IMMEDIATELY had accusations drop. Let’s play bingo with ChatGPT denial statements. Jeffrey Nothing of Mushroomhead says his homeop...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re back to your regularly scheduled programming. Join us as we discuss the thrilling BRAND WAR taking place between rival packaged goods positioned at the 18-39 eXtrEmE male demographic. It’s the coffee-but-with-more-caffeine brand, Deathwish Coffee, versus water-in-a-can brand Liquid Death. Let’s venture capital into the fray. NEXT UP, we’re t...

It’s a very special episode this week as we’re joined by Chad Gray of Mudvayne to talk about the band’s reformation, new material, and having the pieces of your life come together. Skip to 37 minutes into this episode to hear Jordan’s excellent interview. To start the show it’s me and Jordan ranking the tiers of nu metal, talking about the forgotten history of Snot an...

This week Jordan is joined by returning champion Liz Layne! You’ll remember Liz from our episode on Trick Or Treat or from her many other cool podcasts and projects . This time we’re talking about The Dungeonmaster (1984), a horror anthology of sorts run by the notorious Charles Band of Puppetmaster, Evil Bong, The Gingerdead Man, etc. etc. infamy. This one HEAVILY features W.A.S.P. in...

The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re joined by the Toilet’s own Joaquin Stick to watch David Cronenberg’s most divorced movie! We’re watching The Brood (1979), a simple tale of twisted little homunculi burst from the external sac of a hateful women and hellbent on beating people to death with tiny hammers. We’ve got pseudoscientific cults, slammin&#8217...

The October Spooktacular continues as we check out BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL (a.k.a. The Japanese Evil Dead). Shot on a camcorder over a period of seven years and finally released about seventeen years after first starting, Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell is a mostly one-man labor of love. This one was written, directed, edited, starring, financed, and special effects all by Shinichi F...

The October Spooktacular continues as we sit down to watch Dark Match (2024), a Shudder original horror film about pro wrestling in late-80’s Canada. This one is directed by Lowell Dean (Wolf Cop), starring Ayisha Issa (Brick Mansions), Steven Ogg (The Walking Dead, Trevor in Grand Theft Auto V), and Chris Jericho (Sturgis Motorcycle Rally). Dark Match is a simple tale about a crew of wrestl...

The October Spooktacular is upon us yet again. Each week this October we’ll watch a different horror movie and talk about everything that makes it worthwhile. This week we’re watching Michael Mann’s (yes, that Michael Mann) bizarre second major motion picture. The Keep (1982) is a World War II period piece set against the Carpathian mountains as Nazis invade Romania and discover...

Since the very first power chord rang out through the atmosphere, musicians have longed to combine distorted guitars with dumb jokes. This week we’re exploring the music and comedy. We’re going from the origins of court jesters to mid-century novelty hits to four decades of comedy metal. Sometimes it works! Most of the time it does not. Bands featured here include GWAR, Green Jelly, Ps...

It’s time that we sit down and hash out the most important issue of our time: what exactly *IS* post metal? On this jam-damn-packed continuation of our subgenre miniseries, Jordan and I discuss our lengthy experiences in the post metal scene and try our best to hammer some square pegs into round holes. We’re talking about looooooooooooooong songs with non-conventional structures and tr...

This week on Toilet Radio: We start the show with a bummer by discussing the Brent Hinds’ unexpected passing but we quickly reverse course by talking about a guy beating off at a KoRn concert. James Hatfield wants to sell you high-end Metallica-branded professional construction equipment. Ronnie “The Rat” Radke lost his lawsuit against Anthony Fantano, sued the wrong Anthony Fantano in the process...

This week’s show can be summed up in one simple sentence: Duh nuh nuh nuhnuh duh nuh nuhnuh diggidydiggy nuh nuh nuuuuuh. That’s right, this week is all about GROOVE METAL. We’re taking a chunky riff and making it stank. Join us as we talk about the origins of this now mostly-forgotten phase of metal. We’re talking all things Max Cavalera, the godfather of groove metal. We&...

This week your boys are continuing our safari across the sub-genre plains. We’re exploring the prickliest of all heavy metal sub-genres with BLACK METAL. From the first-wave of punk-influenced jokesters to the second-wave of No Fun Club dorks to the third-wave of genre experimentation and beyond. This is all very serious stuff, so I am told. We’re talking about Sarcófago, Ulver, Windir...

This week on Toilet Radio: Dave Mustaine announced that Megadeth is the latest in a long line of elderly metal bands to lie directly to our faces and say they’re calling it quits. Sure thing, pal! Brett Hinds, formerly of Mastodon, is still watching old Mastodon performances on his phone late at night and commenting regrettable things. Mammoth Grinder is touring and it’ll be the last o...

Gather, yon podcast mates, and journey hither toward graven genre battle. This week we’re breaking down power metal: what IS it, exactly? When did it evolve from heavy metal into a separate sound? What are the attributes that distinguish power metal from other subgenres? And, most importantly, why is Joe so hostile to power metal? All of this and more answered on this week’s show. Band...