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This week on Toilet Radio: milk and molasses enemas / Low Turnout! At the Emo Show! / Stagehands walked off the job due to poor working conditions and poop disasters at Blue Ridge Rock Fest / Being a hardcore guy is so embarrassing / Folks are excited about surprise new releases from Tomb Mold and Blood Incantation. No one gives a shit about Myrkur. / Finally, Six Feet Under are BACK!!!! Folks, it...

This week on Toilet Radio: We hear from one of Our Guys for the first time in a very long while – Tommy Vext is trying to make amends with all the people he’s wronged! That’ll probably work. He’s also making a pivot into the second to last refuge of a scoundrel: COUNTRY MUSIC. / We found a new guy who sucks, please welcome John Widowmaker, who is white. /Watch out, age of consent laws! Chris...

This week on Toilet Radio: Long-running German power metal band Primal Fear have a new song called “Cancel Culture” and it’s more baffling than you can even imagine. Danzig booked a show outside in the Texas Summer and then cancelled it because it’s hot outside in the Texas Summer. “And Nothing Else Matters”, the proto-Creed anthem, has hit one billion streams on Spotify. Let’s take a look at what...

Earlier this month I caught up with Bandit after their show in Atlanta. In between obnoxiously loud car engines and jokes about killing each other, we talked about their latest LP Siege of Self , their lastest tour with  Chepang and  Decultivate , what it was like to work with Colin Marston, and why Denny’s might actually be hell on earth. Read the (lightly edited) transcript below or listen...

Big week for extremely stupid musicians. First up, let’s talk about THE DEFIANT, a “punk” band made up of old punk guys that got kicked out of their much more famous bands for being weirdos about vaccines and/or Scientology. BUT THEN, it’s an all out cavalcade of transphobic freaks featuring Carlos Santana, Alice Cooper, CJ from Thy Fart is Murder, Alex Terrible from Slaugh...

Alright, let’s close this dipshit triptych. For the past two weeks we played you the most poisonous covers we could find. Now it is time 2 jam. This show contains six cover tracks that me and Jordan think go super hard. We’re providing the backstory on Fear, Neil Young, Sisters of Mercy, Berlin, Randy Uchida Group, Far, Rudimentary Peni, and so much more on this week’s episode. Tune in...

We had such a good time with last week’s episode that we had to go back to the fridge for a second helping of terrible fucking metal covers. This time around we’re talking about Daath releasing a cover of Where the Slime Live that is absolutely identical to the original, Inter Arma trying and failing to make a statement with Neil Young’s Southern Man, Rob & Kirk of Metallica...

This week on Toilet Radio: Join us as we plumb the depths of shameless metalcore goons fishing for virality with exceptionally awful cover songs of pop artists and Disney soundtracks. We learned about the existence of long-running metalcore band/YouTube karaoke machine Our Last Night and it only got worse from there. We’re exploring metalcore cover hell, the Punk Goes [Genre] compilation ser...

Earlier last month, Eenzy sat down with crossover wunderkinds Turn Cold to chew the fat (and some glass) and get called a bunch of dorky motherfuckers by the drunkest lady at the show. I got a chance to catch up with Turn Cold after they closed out their summer tour with a killer homecoming performance here in Atlanta. The band shares some of their favorite eats and septuagenarian food-related hij...

This week on Toilet Radio: Global warming is increasing at an alarming rate so why the fuck are bands still touring Arizona in August / Perhaps the only news more alarming than an extinction level event: Psycho Synner calls it quits / In other stupid FFDP news, the former guitarist started a new band that sounds exactly like FFDP and Zoltan Bathory is committing war crimes in the new Call of Duty....

On this week’s episode of Toilet Radio we’re talking about offshoot record labels! Sometimes a company decides what they really need is a vanity record label to push their product with music! Games Workshop, publishers of the Warhammer 40,000 universe of games and books and such, briefly had their own record label for hard rawk and heavy metal. GW, if you’re listening to us, please hire us to rela...

This week on Toilet Radio: Ronnie Radke’s voice must be made of balsa wood because this mf cannot perform in cold air, warm air, high altitudes, or when too close to sea level. / Ozzy has to drop off The Implication Fest but he somehow thinks he’ll resume playing shows next year. That will not happen! / We check in on the latest from The Shredderz and discover that they’ve been using AI-generated...

This week on Toilet Radio: We read Rob Halford’s autobiography 2020, Confess . Join as we follow the triumphs and tribulations as Rob makes Judas Priest one of the greatest bands in the history of metal, tries and fails to score, gets sober, finds love, and shares his tales of celebrity run-ins with Cher, Madonna, Spinal Tap and more. Among the many highlights, Halford tells the tale of hook...

Two CHARMING PODCASTERS react to LAST RESORT (Reimagined), the Papa Roach cover by FALLING IN REVERSE! WOW! What a MASTERPIECE! Join us as we hear this EMOTIONALLY POWERFUL song and discuss the MOUTH BREATHERS that made this happen! ALSO: we fight hypebeasts to get Adidas X KoRn track suits and Air Allahs and talk about the many aborted attempts at a nü metal resurgence. We check in on the latest...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching Penelope Spheeris’ landmark documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years. Ozzy, Lemmy, Dave, KISS, Aerosmith, W.A.S.P. and a shit ton of has-beens and never-were’s are featured in the greatest metal documentary of all time. We’re talking about the misogyny, drug abuse, lust, wrath, envy, sloth, and gluttony of all the hai...

This week on Toilet Radio: We check in on THE SHREDDERZ who released a new single with Brandon Ellis of the Black Dahlia Murder last week. It is crashing and burning to the fucking ground. Great job! / Dani Filth is sick of getting screwed by Spotify, can’t afford cat bills / Dee Snider continues to cry about cancel culture, this time with a Fox News interview / Let’s look at some new festival lin...

Slipknot kicked the bleep and blooper out of the band. Is this long-running jalopy falling apart? / Dee Snider continues to double and triple down on his transphobia. You’re cancelled, you old bitch! / Suicide Silence guitarist comes out in support of gatekeeping, to which we say: “Suicide Silence is for posers” / Old deathcore guys are mistaking Lorna Shore’s success as a deathcore resurgen...

This week on Toilet Radio: Nepotism! We’re talking about nepotism across the arts. Let’s drill down on nepo babies like: Houston Taipei (Lars Ulrich’s kids), Vended (Corey Taylor and Shawn Crahan’s kids), Kelly Osbourne, Lauren Harris (Steve Harris), The Raven Age (Steve Harris), Apartment 26 (Ol’ Geezer Butler), Motor Sister (Meatloaf’s daughter + Scott Ian), Jordan McGraw (Dr Fuckin’...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADOI: Blood Incantation going on at a nice hour, Immolation is better than ever, Danzig is gonna sucker you out of your hard-earned dollars yet again, / Type O Negative have a new AI-generated music video and it sucks for many, many reasons. / Maynard from Tool got a lot of good press for appearing to stand for something, but immediately confirmed that, no, he does not have an...

This week on Toilet Radio: Cruel World fest got wiped out with torrential rain and Sick New World fest got fucked up by Las Vegas / Bands using backing tracks: Do we care? / Phil Labonte cares too much about what turns children on / Let’s dig through our archives of heavy metal mags from the 80s to revisit a review of Danzig I and Tom G. Warrior telling it like it is about black metal / Marduk mad...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re comparing and contrasting the very beginning with the most recent output of a whole shit ton of bands. FEATURED: Linkin Park used to be Xero (sans Chester) / Dredg used to be nu metal as FUCK before going sensitive / Pantera was writing songs with the same lyrical themes back when they were glam / Before there was Type O Negative , before there was Carnivore,...

It’s been a while since we had an unhinged one but here we go: Joe fucked up the settings on his new mic / We discuss The Shredderz – a Gorillaz-rip off NFT scam cooked up by The Orchard, being pushed by musicians like Alex Skolnick and Dave Davidson, and publicized by metal outlets that The Orchard owns. / David Draiman is divorced, on Tinder. / LiveNation made 3 billion dollars thanks to a...

Morgan Wallen defeated Metallica at the billboard charts. Even more impressive, his blood alcohol content was 0.24 while he did it. / Nu metal, as a genre, isn’t coming back, zoomers just like KoRn. / Crazytown: not popular with zoomers, each other. I blame Dr. Drew. / Trey from Morbid Angel is going through it on an extremely cursed tour. / Tim “Ripper” Owens is a racist old dipshit and Iced Eart...

This week, on a very special episode of Toilet Radio, we’re joined by Josh of Uzkost to talk all things Christian metal. Last week, as you may recall, we watched Metal Missionaries to learn about Christian metal. Josh happened to join one of the bands featured in that documentary and tells us the tale of “the worst musical experience of [his] life” playing shows with Grave Robber...

Oh boy. This week your boys watched Metal Missionaries, a 2017 documentary that is ostensibly about Christian metal. That being said, most of the bands featured aren’t really metal and, if for some reason you actually wanted to learn about Christian heavy metal, you’d be better off skimming a wikipedia article and talking to an XTREME youth pastor. Instead, what we have here is a slopp...