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Deathcore. It is a genre of music that still exists. A staggeringly small number of bands have even found some success with it. Surely there must be something to it, right? On this week’s episode of Toilet Radio, we take a look at a handful of these bands to do a close reading of the lyrics beneath all the hurgling and gurgling. We explore the lyrical mastery behind bands like Spite, Traitor...

SLAAAAAYER is back because of fucking course they were gonna come back. St Vitus, beloved NYC venue, got shut down over the complaints of one extremely angry pussy. Let’s host an Empire Records-esque fundraiser to get it back open again. Patrick Mameli of Pestilence defends his extremely stupid decision to use AI generated album artwork for the band’s new record. Unleash the Archers have made a wh...

This week on Toilet Radio we took our time absorbing the arcane and esoteric knowledge contained within Bardo Methodology interviews. Hails my brethren, for did we learn much of the limitless wisdom of the cosmos contained within the multitudinous verbiage of these titans of hessian heavy metal. Forsooth, the simple lemmings of this world could never grasp the enormity of the forbidden truth sprin...

This week on Toilet Radio: 
Zoomers pine for the days of ringtone rap – did you know why ringtones are no longer as popular? Joe explains how the government actually shut that shit down. / Super Bowl but WHERE METALLICA BUHHH / Kanye’s Lords of Chaos era sucks / Meeting unironic Nickleback fans / Kerry “Burger” King’s new solo music sounds exactly like you think it does, gets press at the ex...

Nuclear Blast is getting into the Metaverse with an NFT scam courtesy a predatory children’s game/monetization tool called The Sandbox.   / Thanks to a crypto industry news service, we get to meet the team behind Megadeth’s years-long push to make some money, somewhere from crypto, web3, NFTs and whatever else can generate a few bucks from nothing – reputational consequences be damned. / The...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re wrapping up loose threads on our quest to get to the bottom of insidious global conspiracies. We started this last week but we had no idea just how deep the rabbit hole would go. This time around we spend a good chunk of time hearing out Son of Liberty, Jon Schaffer’s ramblings about a conspiracy to create the Federal Reserve from a shadowy meeting at J...

Last month Eenzy caught up with Atlanta-based chaotic hardcore luminaries Apostle for a heartfelt hobnob after a show. The band gets into how they adapted to losing a member and becoming a trio, how they support each other creatively and emotionally in the band, and they land some solid burns at the expense of jazz and black metal (genres famous for their sense of humor). They’re currently s...

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some common conspiracy theories in metal. No, we’re not talking about the Silencer guy replacing his hands with hooves again. Instead, we’re looking at common conspiracy theory fodder that bands use for song inspiration. We’ve got all your favorite wild and wacky conspiracy types here: 9/11 truthers, Illuminati, reptilians, the new world orde...

This week on Toilet Radio: A final Kottak Attack! Machine Gun Kelly has the worst signature guitar of all time and it somehow caused Sanguisugabogg and Ronnie Radke to send each other death threats. Fronz of Attila has released a brand of gum meant for giving you an ultra manly man chad jaw. Finally, a magical warehouse that sends you literally any other record on earth when you attempt to buy a D...

This week on Toilet Radio we watched 1989 Christian documentary Hell’s Bells: The Dangers of Rock N’ Roll . Jordan and I sat down and watched all three hours of this thing so we could bring you the choicest nugs of a film that, quite honestly, has a firmer grasp on obscure kvlt heavy metal history than your average Metal Archives dipshit. Hosted by Eric Holmberg of Reel to Reel Ministr...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re prematurely celebrating 10 years of Toilet / Blue Ridge Rock Fest patrons may or may not ever get a refund on their tix, depending on how the insurance companies feel about acts of god vs employee walkouts. / The government gave KoRn millions of dollars and that’s fuckin’ tight. / Slipknot is falling apart / Greg Ginn is trying to milk some cream off the corpse of...

On this, the last regular show of the year we’re talking about some of our favorite moments of the prior 365 days and a few stories we missed. Topics include: fondly remembering Joe Lynn Turner’s theories and PHIL LABONTE getting shut down on Tinder, various right wing media people getting quietly written out of existence, and Jason Newsted deciding to resurrect himself. Also: Liquid Death didn’t...

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s a very special holiday edition as we give each other very nice presents. Hear the joy in our voices as we open up strange UPS boxes to be delighted with bizarre junk foods and exotic ephemera. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL. We’re also talking about THE SHREDDERZ latest single, a Christmas song, that now has a grand total of 37 views. Someone is getting fired!...

Do you, like me, often feel lost? Disconnected from the mainstream reality? Has the world of mainstream rock and heavy metal left you behind, clutching your stupid goregrind FLACs? This episode is for you. Jordan and I dug through the Billboard data to find the 20 most popular rock and heavy metal songs of the year 2023. Join us as we listen to each of these songs and try to determine where it all...

We’re winding down the year on Toilet Radio. This week we’re playing you our favorite jammy jams of the fiscal year ending 2k23. That’s right, we’re talking about music that we actually like. Quelle horreur. To make up for this error in judgement, next week we’re playing you the top 20 most streamed “rock” and/or “metal” songs of the year as de...

This week on Toilet Radio: We explore some of the most excruciating “metal” covers of Christmas songs we could find. We’ve got AI Ozzy screaming about snowmen, Tarja (ex-Nightwish) doing some evil Disney princess shit with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, a ton of extremely crappy All I Want for Christmas is You covers thanks to Ripper Owens and the idiot from Slaughter to Prevail...

This week on Toilet Radio: We receive some terribly sad news about our friend Justin Davisson aka Jushin Thunder Lager aka Tree of Whoa aka Chapel of Ghoulies. You may remember him from some contribution pieces, his presence in the comments, or the two episodes of Toilet Radio I recorded with him. He was always a positive, sweet presence around here. We’re going to miss you, friend. Other, l...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about Damien Rugna’s latest film, When Evil Lurks. Oh, and Municipal Waste, as a concept, is old enough to drink which is fucked up. But mostly we’re talking about Sharon Osbourne’s terrible, racist disco song from the 70s, fleecing Ozzfest participants with pay-to-play schemes, and the bizarre contention that skimming a little cream...

This week: We’re talking about the Creed Renaissance, the latest Bandcamp news, and a discussion about creating ways to be more intentional about jamming out. But mostly what we’re talking about is another bullshit AI metal “band”. This time it’s Frostbite Orckings, one of many disposable metal sounds soon to be regurgitated by the Metalverse (ugh). This time, we dive...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming and exploring some of the things we missed over the last month. First up: VextApp! Tommy Vext plans to release new music exclusively through a vanity app and honestly, it seems like this idiot might finally be on to a good idea. BECAUSE, Spotify is now cutting rev shares even lower and Bandcamp has been acquired by t...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re joined by Timothy Faust to talk about Phil Tippet’s staggering work of artistic genius, MAD GOD. Completed over the course of 30 years, MAD GOD is a stop-motion nightmare that, while not a traditional horror movie, contains some of the most hellish and dread-inducing imagery you’ll ever see. This movie answers the millennia-old question: What happens when the Holy L...

This week Adzes joined us to premiere brand new music from his upcoming record Inver ! But that’s not all. We’re sitting down and talking about one of the most deeply fucked up horror movies I’ve seen in years, 2017’s Aterrados , or Terrified en inglés. Before you go see When Evil Lurks in the theater, watch Argentinian director Demián Rugna’s earlier film Aterrados ....

The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re joined by the extremely entertaining Cecil of GoodBadFlicks to watch 2012 comedy/horror/drama Some Guy Who Kills People . But that’s not all – we also discuss the pressing matters of the day like: 3DO FMV romantic comedy game Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, The McPherson Tape and fake alien autopsies on FOX ruining our brains, quittin...

The October Spooktacular begins here! We’re kicking things off with our very special guest, Liz Layne of Frightcap, Chattanooga Film Festival, and burlesque fame . Liz had us watch Trick Or Treat, a 1986 horror flick about a bullied teen metalhead and his heavy metal idol, Sammi Curr. Trick Or Treat dares to ask the question, “What happens when rockstars get burned to death and then re...

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re digging through 30+ year old UK metal magazines to read the classifieds. Lonely metalheads searching for love, musicians, and fan club bargains. In our quest for the classifieds we also encounter: DANZIG RACE WARS CONTROVERSIES, Pete Steele cutting himself on stage, Fenriz being a real fuckin’ weirdo, White Zombie getting cast as a doom band, Jon Schaff...