Racehorse Movies

Hear ye the tolling of bells, hear ye the pleading of the dead! Come forth, dear listeners, and ready yourselves for the most blackest of masses at the Mind Cinema, conducted with dark glee by Graham 'friend of Baphomet' Thomas and Luke 'upside down crucifix' Searle. That's right, our pitching duo have heeded the call of the Ouija board and have risen from their tombs on this A...

Here we are already at the end of season 4, and what a season it's been - we've had self-aware robots saving an AI controlled Tokyo, criminal empires tearing themselves apart, Glen Powell (aaaaand a bonus Glen Campbell!) trapped in a Coen brothers nightmare, Star Wars pod racers careening across a scrapheap planet, Zendaya Bourne again, and so much more - but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! This...

This week we have a very special guest in the Mind Cinema, our very own red hot Producer Andy live on a red hot mic! He will be leading Graham and Luke through a pitch set in the near future, where the creation of a bit of software meant to bring people together, is in fact in danger of tearing them apart...will technology throw humankind into a dystopian nightmare, or will it be app-illy ever aft...

This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke stuff their cheeks with tissue paper and get ready to make you an offer you can't refuse! Come on into the Mind Cinema and slip on some concrete boots, while our duo pitch a sprawling, epic tale of a crime family rocked by the death of their Don. Will they keep their power over the city, or will they topple faster than Marlon Brando in the...

This episode we start things off with a real treat for you lovely listeners - a bumper bunch of reviews, with plenty of chomps, and a Joe Pesci movie marathon! Then it's time for Graham and Luke to lift us all off into SPAAAAAAAAACE! This week's pitch sees our duo project a dramatic, cynical sci-fact™ movie onto the Mind Cinema screen, where a husband and wife's marriage starts to break down almos...

This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke pitch a twisted tale about the pangs, pains and dangers of going back to where you came from, in a whip fast genre-switching small town American odyssey...will a big city reporter get lost, possibly forever, in the past he escaped years before? Will he be trapped, tortured and encased within a giant fire hydrant?! Will Graham get so het up...

Graham and Luke start the show by reviewing a couple of Paul Schrader movies from the 90s, before pulling on some ritualistic robes and getting all mystical with this week's pitch! Prepare thyself, dear listener, for a terrifying tale of two showmen who dabble too deeply into the occult, and spend the next 10 years paying for their dubious explorations...there will be wild visions (not just our tw...

This week it's time for Graham and Luke to go head to head again, like a T-800 and a T-1000 tussling in a shopping mall corridor, or maybe that should be a Stallone and a Stone writhing about in a room sized shower...while James Woods shouts at everyone...erm...where were we?! Oh yeah, that's right we've got another 90s Film Quiz for you all to enjoy! Coming at Graham and Luke with more questions...

This week, as well as reviews of a couple of forgotten 90s movie-gems, Graham and Luke dedicate the episode to a certain Hollywood star. That's right, it's time to pitch another star vehicle in the Mind Cinema! But who can the lucky star be?? Safe to say they have had their fair share of The Drama, and often leave audiences lost in a state of Euphoria thanks to their acting prowess...are our duo C...

This week Graham and Luke kick things off with a couple of movie reviews, one old, one new - both great! Then our duo take you to a scrapheap, in a galaxy far far far away...to tell the tale of a young Podracer who yearns for a life amongst the stars...will their dreams of space travel be finally realised, or will they be crushed under the cosh of the evil Empire? Will Luke's brazen ignorance of S...

This week Graham and Luke pitch a sequel to a beloved 80s movie and explore what the heck everyone is up to 40 years later (they also deftly skirt the fact it has been 40 years, to avoid any undue existential crisis!). 'What classic could it be?!', you cry...our lips are sealed...all we can say is, it's going to be a Bueller-full episode, oooooooooh yeah! We also have a couple of movie review...

This week in the Mind Cinema, as a little treat for you lovely listeners, Graham and Luke throw an extra movie review into the mix to start the episode! Then they get down to the important business of hope-baiting Producer Andy with the prospect of a Tin Cup sequel that never happens...sorry Producer Andy! Dreams successfully crushed, it's time to pull on their painters smocks, whip out their ease...

After all of the sci-fi excitement of last week , Graham and Luke put their feet up on the fresh, Mind Cinema seats (naughty, naughty!) and take it a little easy for this weeks episode. We hang tough, get gnarly, rip a few curls and concoct a pitch for a bodacious surfing hangout movie a la Alexander Payne / Harmony Korine ! Will our young, disillusioned ex-surfer find the answers she is looking f...

The Mind Cinema is re-open, and just like Rachael Leigh Cook in She's All That - boy oh boy has it had a makeover! We have new seats, a fresh pair of curtains, a swanky new screen, and the freshest popcorn ever to touch a human mouth! Don't worry though, it's not all change - we still have Floyd, coughing up a storm in the projection booth, Producer Andy keepin' things on an even keel behind the s...

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow finally comes to a rest after a season full of bucolic post-war walkabouts, quiz show freak-outs, haunted tights and longbow fights! They've pitched a Statham on a bear, a Tucci on a Segway and The Travelling Wilburys inside an explosive truck, but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! As is the time-honoured Racehorse Movies tradition, this episode our duo project a ca...

You didn't think we could let another Christmas go by without a visit from the Mind Cinema did you?? Hell no-ho-ho-ho! Rest assured this episode is more festive than Kevin McCallister laying a trap for a goose-fat-slathered Hans Gruber, and to top it off, we have a VERY special pitching guest - Producer Andy! We truly are festooning you with gifts! Andy, Graham and Luke pitch a movie alllll about...

Somehow we are already at the penultimate episode of Season 3 so this week Graham and Luke start to wrap things up with a bang! They channel their inner Blomkamp and pitch a full-bore sci-fi action spectacular with space ladders stretching up and away from a decrepit Earth, evil corporations flexing their might, and a space-wrench-weilding Laurence Fishburne...try saying that ten times after an eg...

This week Graham and Luke project a full blown blood and guts, hack and slash action movie to spatter some mud and blood all over your Mind Cinema screens! Cock your crossbows, don your finest suits of armour, and come wade through the quagmires of Agincourt with us...let us go back, waaaaaay back, to a time when battles raged, squires squired, and the longbow was the new terror technology of the...

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow is navigating the last few bends before the final straight of Season 3, so it's only right this week's pitch has a few twists and turns to match! In episode 9 Graham and Luke channel their inner Ealing comedy, and call upon the many talents of two Joneses (Toby and Catherina Zeta, no less!) for a pitch about coin collectors, femme fatales, triple crosses, heists, h...

This week Graham and Luke get all musical, but you have to promise to keep a lid on the rockin' and the rollin', or the gosh darned truck might just go up with a bang!! That's right, just like William 'somebody get this man a doctor!!' Friedkin did before us, we're reimagining Wages of Fear, or should we say Sorcerer?! Either way, this one is going to be chock full of some real life musical legend...

Welcome back lovely listeners - first up, Porter is a type of beer! Second up, get ready to switch this one off if your mum and dad walk in, because this week Graham and Luke are going to turn up the heat a little, loosen a few buttons, get giddy with cupid's disease and roll out a grade-A NC-17 rated arthouse film for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! What secrets, urges and ailments of b...

This week there is a heady waft of tension-musk in the air of the Mind Cinema, as we partake in the first ever Racehorse Movies 90s Film Quiz! Graham and Luke tool up their grey matter and go head to head like a face-swapped Travolta and Cage hanging off the side of a hurtling speedboat, or a Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper atop a careening subway train! Not only do we have 90s-centric questions ga...

This week Graham and Luke squeeze themselves into some fetching green tights (a pair each, not both stuffed into one), and deliver up some bang for your buck with an anthology pitch for projection onto your Mind Cinemas! Settle yourselves down and get set for three tales, all linked together by a cursed pair of leggings...we have technicolour circus hijinks, Robin Hood giallo nightmares, and hair...

We hope you are all suitably recovered from the terrors of last week's Halloween Special , and ready for another visit from the roamin', ramblin' Mind Cinema! This episode, Graham and Luke bring some feel good, barbershop-based shenanigans for you all to enjoy....after they have finished a quick foray into the realms of genetically mutated super soldiers, and taken a little stroll down serial kill...

Boo!!! That surprised you all didn't it? Here's another surprise, if your trembling hearts can take it?! Yes, it's time for the RHM Halloween special! Huddled up in the back of the travelling Mind Cinema on a desolate moor, Graham and Luke ignore the baying of wolves, the incantations of dark practitioners, and fire out two horror pitches for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! First up is t...