Racehorse Movies

This week it's time for Graham and Luke to go head to head again, like a T-800 and a T-1000 tussling in a shopping mall corridor, or maybe that should be a Stallone and a Stone writhing about in a room sized shower...while James Woods shouts at everyone...erm...where were we?! Oh yeah, that's right we've got another 90s Film Quiz for you all to enjoy! Coming at Graham and Luke with more questions...

This week, as well as reviews of a couple of forgotten 90s movie-gems, Graham and Luke dedicate the episode to a certain Hollywood star. That's right, it's time to pitch another star vehicle in the Mind Cinema! But who can the lucky star be?? Safe to say they have had their fair share of The Drama, and often leave audiences lost in a state of Euphoria thanks to their acting prowess...are our duo C...

This week Graham and Luke kick things off with a couple of movie reviews, one old, one new - both great! Then our duo take you to a scrapheap, in a galaxy far far far away...to tell the tale of a young Podracer who yearns for a life amongst the stars...will their dreams of space travel be finally realised, or will they be crushed under the cosh of the evil Empire? Will Luke's brazen ignorance of S...

This week Graham and Luke pitch a sequel to a beloved 80s movie and explore what the heck everyone is up to 40 years later (they also deftly skirt the fact it has been 40 years, to avoid any undue existential crisis!). 'What classic could it be?!', you cry...our lips are sealed...all we can say is, it's going to be a Bueller-full episode, oooooooooh yeah! We also have a couple of movie review...

This week in the Mind Cinema, as a little treat for you lovely listeners, Graham and Luke throw an extra movie review into the mix to start the episode! Then they get down to the important business of hope-baiting Producer Andy with the prospect of a Tin Cup sequel that never happens...sorry Producer Andy! Dreams successfully crushed, it's time to pull on their painters smocks, whip out their ease...

After all of the sci-fi excitement of last week , Graham and Luke put their feet up on the fresh, Mind Cinema seats (naughty, naughty!) and take it a little easy for this weeks episode. We hang tough, get gnarly, rip a few curls and concoct a pitch for a bodacious surfing hangout movie a la Alexander Payne / Harmony Korine ! Will our young, disillusioned ex-surfer find the answers she is looking f...

The Mind Cinema is re-open, and just like Rachael Leigh Cook in She's All That - boy oh boy has it had a makeover! We have new seats, a fresh pair of curtains, a swanky new screen, and the freshest popcorn ever to touch a human mouth! Don't worry though, it's not all change - we still have Floyd, coughing up a storm in the projection booth, Producer Andy keepin' things on an even keel behind the s...

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow finally comes to a rest after a season full of bucolic post-war walkabouts, quiz show freak-outs, haunted tights and longbow fights! They've pitched a Statham on a bear, a Tucci on a Segway and The Travelling Wilburys inside an explosive truck, but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! As is the time-honoured Racehorse Movies tradition, this episode our duo project a ca...

You didn't think we could let another Christmas go by without a visit from the Mind Cinema did you?? Hell no-ho-ho-ho! Rest assured this episode is more festive than Kevin McCallister laying a trap for a goose-fat-slathered Hans Gruber, and to top it off, we have a VERY special pitching guest - Producer Andy! We truly are festooning you with gifts! Andy, Graham and Luke pitch a movie alllll about...

Somehow we are already at the penultimate episode of Season 3 so this week Graham and Luke start to wrap things up with a bang! They channel their inner Blomkamp and pitch a full-bore sci-fi action spectacular with space ladders stretching up and away from a decrepit Earth, evil corporations flexing their might, and a space-wrench-weilding Laurence Fishburne...try saying that ten times after an eg...

This week Graham and Luke project a full blown blood and guts, hack and slash action movie to spatter some mud and blood all over your Mind Cinema screens! Cock your crossbows, don your finest suits of armour, and come wade through the quagmires of Agincourt with us...let us go back, waaaaaay back, to a time when battles raged, squires squired, and the longbow was the new terror technology of the...

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow is navigating the last few bends before the final straight of Season 3, so it's only right this week's pitch has a few twists and turns to match! In episode 9 Graham and Luke channel their inner Ealing comedy, and call upon the many talents of two Joneses (Toby and Catherina Zeta, no less!) for a pitch about coin collectors, femme fatales, triple crosses, heists, h...

This week Graham and Luke get all musical, but you have to promise to keep a lid on the rockin' and the rollin', or the gosh darned truck might just go up with a bang!! That's right, just like William 'somebody get this man a doctor!!' Friedkin did before us, we're reimagining Wages of Fear, or should we say Sorcerer?! Either way, this one is going to be chock full of some real life musical legend...

Welcome back lovely listeners - first up, Porter is a type of beer! Second up, get ready to switch this one off if your mum and dad walk in, because this week Graham and Luke are going to turn up the heat a little, loosen a few buttons, get giddy with cupid's disease and roll out a grade-A NC-17 rated arthouse film for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! What secrets, urges and ailments of b...

This week there is a heady waft of tension-musk in the air of the Mind Cinema, as we partake in the first ever Racehorse Movies 90s Film Quiz! Graham and Luke tool up their grey matter and go head to head like a face-swapped Travolta and Cage hanging off the side of a hurtling speedboat, or a Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper atop a careening subway train! Not only do we have 90s-centric questions ga...

This week Graham and Luke squeeze themselves into some fetching green tights (a pair each, not both stuffed into one), and deliver up some bang for your buck with an anthology pitch for projection onto your Mind Cinemas! Settle yourselves down and get set for three tales, all linked together by a cursed pair of leggings...we have technicolour circus hijinks, Robin Hood giallo nightmares, and hair...

We hope you are all suitably recovered from the terrors of last week's Halloween Special , and ready for another visit from the roamin', ramblin' Mind Cinema! This episode, Graham and Luke bring some feel good, barbershop-based shenanigans for you all to enjoy....after they have finished a quick foray into the realms of genetically mutated super soldiers, and taken a little stroll down serial kill...

Boo!!! That surprised you all didn't it? Here's another surprise, if your trembling hearts can take it?! Yes, it's time for the RHM Halloween special! Huddled up in the back of the travelling Mind Cinema on a desolate moor, Graham and Luke ignore the baying of wolves, the incantations of dark practitioners, and fire out two horror pitches for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! First up is t...

Welcome back lovely listeners, to episode 4 of Season 3, where The Mind Cinema traveling roadshow barrels forth, like ol' Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express! This week Graham and Luke don their fedoras for a noir-esque procedural set in a TV studio...and then slowly over the course of the episode swap their felt hats for tin foil ones, as MK Ultra, the CIA, and experiments on mass obedience star...

This week we kick things off with an extended couple of reviews, give a belated tribute to the spectacular Gene Hackman, and narrowly miss an impromptu Bob Seger serenade - and that's all before the pitching even kicks off! When it starts, boy does it kick, courtesy of Statham's size 12 stomping boots all over your Mind Cinema screens! That's right, Graham and Luke continue the trend of 'Jason Sta...

This week the Mind Cinema barrels onwards, setting its sights on green pastures, rolling hills and the White Cliffs of Dover. Graham and Luke get all post-war and take us back to 1949 for a gentle, life-affirming Powell and Pressberger-style tale of an ageing cartographer on the run, mapping the very same route King Charles II fled across centuries before...Come with our two pitchers and revel in...

Hello there you lovely listeners, we are back, and boy have we missed you all! After a catastrophic inferno at the Mind Cinema (courtesy of a haunted film reel, pitched in season 2 !), Graham and Luke have dusted the soot off themselves, combed their singed hair, and taken the Mind Cinema out on the road while your cinema undergoes some serious repairs - as if mere flames could stop our two pals o...

The blood has been let, the sacrifices made, and the Psycho Kino is once again throwing open its doors and inviting you inside its depths (if you are brave enough to enter!). Come, come and gorge on sweet, succulent dread…Yes folks, it’s time for the second Racehorse Movies Halloween Special! Graham ‘Mass Murder’ Thomas, and Luke ‘Seared Flesh’ Searle deliver a bevy of beastly pitches for your Min...

Roll up, roll up one and all for the first ever Racehorse Movies Roadshow! In an unexpected turn of events, Graham and Luke have been summoned overseas to the offices of the Mind Cinema - is it finally time for our duo to receive their P45s?! Or will in fact they be able to save their skins by delivering a belting, jam-packed, surprise-filled episode chock-a-block with raging space battles, screwb...

As we hurtle towards our season finale, Graham and Luke present a panoply of pitches for projection onto the screen of the Mind Cinema! Today's listings include a Bostonian gang war turned on it's head after a life coach is thrown unexpectedly into the mix, a John Hughes fantasy where phones can call the future, a Jarmuschian anthology with a smattering of Bakula...and....well, shucks - we don't w...