Racehorse Movies

Screw the silencers onto your Walther PPKs, slip on those tuxedoes, settle in your seats and stroke your complimentary Blofeld cats - it's time for the Racehorse Movies 'Bond, James Bond' Extravaganza! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Double O agents Graham and Luke pitch a couple of action-packed, globe-hopping tributes to MI6's most famous spy...Expect an episode stuffed full of evil masterm...

This week for his pitch Luke fries up some green tomatoes, and runs a river right through the Mind Cinema with a grand sweeping family epic stuffed full of generational resentment, lost love, and bare chested truck stop boxing. Next up Graham channels his inner Riddler and springs a surprise pitching game on our dynamic duo, throwing them headfirst into a whirlwind of remakes, multiple Martins, Mi...

This week in Episode 8, Luke dons his pith helmet, slings his rifle over his shoulder and marches us deep into the dark, sweaty, surreal heart of the Amazon Rainforest for an adventure crammed full of gold, greed, madness and folly...settle back in your seats and hear the speakers of the Mind Cinema tremble with the sounds of the flora and fauna! Graham pulls us back from the brink of forest based...

This week, in a first for the Mind Cinema we receive a special delivery from our new friends at the Cinecittà Di Bologne...a mysterious box full of unassembled reels of film, a paper edit, and an invitation to assemble them into a semblance of a movie...who better to take on the task than our very own Graham and Flloyd 'the bud' Cotton! What secrets lay within the spools, and have we accepted a da...

Oooooohhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhh!! Pull on your spandex, you jabronis, it's time for the Racehorse Movies mid-season break - a wrestling spectacular to surpass the most star-studded of Royal Rumbles, can you dig it?! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Legion of Doom (Graham and Luke) sit down for a review and natter about The Iron Claw...they discuss the golden area of wrestling, favourite wrestlers...

Come on in and make yourselves comfy in the Mind Cinema, we have a couple of humdingers ready for projection! This week Luke will be pitching a film about a slick, psychopathic businessman days away from a Really Big Deal - he's hopped up on more blow than a hurricane, and teetering on the edge of a complete meltdown...will a mysterious painting be the thing that tips him over the edge?! Graham ke...

This week in the Mind Cinema Graham serves up a visceral, visual delight with a love letter to one of his favourite filmmakers...expect an epic, story hopping fever dream chock full of montages, poetry and smoking - what a tribute! For his pitch, Luke has brought along not one, not two, but three reels to assemble for projection. Amongst the spools of celluloid are a sequel to a 90s classic, a gen...

Pull on your shades and lift those damned eyebrows, it's time for the first ever Mind Cinema Star Vehicle Spectacular! This week Graham and Luke have a smorgasbord of pitches all written for an absolute titan of acting, the wide grinnin', wolf-turnin', cherry-pit-spittin' bona fide movie legend that is Jack Nicholson! We'll get to see this most special of guests turn his many talents to playing a...

In Episode 3 the Mind Cinema rings with the sound of a gavel hammering as Luke pitches a military thriller ripped right out of the 1990s. Giving us enough corruption, conspiracy, and courtroom showdowns to make Rob Reiner raise his eyebrows, and displaying a knowledge of law so loose it would make Lady Justice blush. For Graham's movie, he dials up the paranoia and transports us smack bang into th...

The Mind Cinema is truly in the pink this week with a couple of pitches that could have been hewn from the same rock....or should that be asteroid?! Graham goes medieval (emphasis on eval!) on our asses, tools up, lops the head off a wolf, plays the lute - and that's all within the first three minutes of his movie, things only get more weird and wonderful from there! Next up Luke takes the bloodie...

The doors are unlocked, the smell of popcorn once again wafts into the lobby, and somewhere deep in the rafters Lloyd is cracking his remaining fingers and getting ready to spool up the projector...that's right, the Mind Cinema is reopen for Season 2 of Racehorse Movies!! This week Graham and Luke are settled into the reupholstered seats, and ready to come out of the gate hot with a couple of pitc...

Open the eggnog, and pull those crackers early - 'tis time for the Racehorse Movies Christmas Special! Get yourselves out of the cold, and into the resplendent, cosy, snow dusted Mind Cinema, where our two pitching elves Graham and Luke sit eager to spin some festive yarns for you all! They have arrived with stockings crammed fit-to-burst and ready to unwrap...now, we don't want to go spoiling all...

Welcome to the Psycho Kino, enter ye who dare!! On this most hallowed of eves, Graham 'Gorehound' Thomas and Luke 'Lycanthrope' Searle invite you to join them for a buffet of blood, a feast of fear, a smorgasbord of sinew in the Racehorse Movies Halloween Special! Cower before our two mongers of terror, and test the very mettle of your sanity as they pitch two tales pulled from the darkest corners...

Come with us and stumble about in a darkened Mind Cinema for a super sneaky bonus episode to top off Season 1, try not to tread on too many toes on your way to your seats! This week our duo say one last hello and goodbye to you all and yap about dream invading koalas in builder outfits, send out a plea for a Henry Cavill arm-cock-of-approval, get stuck into some films we've watched and give a few...

Roll up, roll up! It's here! Episode 12 of Racehorse Movies! After 11 (and a bit) weeks of pitches that have taken us from deep beneath the earth to the farthest reaches of outer space, we have come the end of this season. But don't weep into your (free) popcorn and instead stuff your sorrows into a sack, because boy have Luke, Graham and Lloyd 'The Bud' Cotton got a show for you! Firstly, Luke an...

It’s time for Episode 11 and this week our boys have cooked up a couple of delectable treats for you in the Mind Cinema! Graham takes us deep into a sun scorched Australia with a gritty tale of a family torn apart, a whole heap of death-by-cow and a race through the unforgiving outback where cattle are worth more than gold. Luke goes slightly mad and delivers a musical/thriller/comedy/biopic of on...

Episode 10 lands with a bang, as Luke lets more blood than the lifts in the Overlook Hotel. He pitches a gritty slice of action, set deep in Appalachia where not all angels have wings - some have hunting rifles. Graham is an agent of sweet chaos, and has a bag of surprises for Luke and the listeners as he brings us animation, war-monsters and a trip back to the 80s with his pitch (pitches?!)...amb...

You are all most welcome to Episode 9, which sees Graham sharpening his sword, strapping on his sandals (he's certainly got the calves for it) and throwing us deep into the flaming chaos of one of history's greatest sieges, somebody get Ridley on the blower! Next to screen at the Mind Cinema is a strange Amblinesque adventure from Luke, as he takes us to the quiet English suburb of Acorn Rise, whe...

Episode 8 is here, and the Mind-Cinema is open! Lloyd ‘The Bud’ Cotton has spooled up two epic pitches for you all. Luke hauls ass and takes us on the run with some knockabout japes in Sweetwater, Texas while Graham watches Mannequin and gets completely the wrong idea in 1950s, Nevada. But before that, grab some pick ‘n’ mix from the lobby and listen to the boys get on their soapbox and extol the...

In Episode 7, the boys are back and their jets are hot for a bumper episode of pitching! Graham slides on a wimple, goes to France and delivers a host of chilling surprises with his movie - one so shocking Luke nearly has a bit of a trouser mishap...and Luke takes us on a rip-roaring adventure, across at least one of the seven seas with a pitch acrid with musket smoke, and the scent of brine! Roll...

In Episode 6.5, Graham and Luke have given our dear Projectionist, Lloyd 'The Bud' Cotton the week off for some dedicated R+R in Mauritius. This means we get to sneak you into the closed Mind-Cinema for a pitch-free chinwag, where our duo chew the film fat and dive into a host of things we have watched, try not to get re-angry about Ant Man And The Wasp: Quantumania and slip on our roll neck sweat...

In Episode 6, we have a first for our intrepid pitchers, this week they have but one horse name to share between them! Join us for a battle of the genres as Mortal the Superhero movie goes head-to-head with Mortal the Gangster movie at the Mind-Cinema! We project a double-feature that will take you from deepest space, to the streets of Los Angeles, via a jaunt or two to the moon. Tune in to hear L...

In Episode 5, Graham bends some rules with the bold addition of a colon to his pitch, and fills the Mind-Cinema with a tale of hope, love and sporting prowess. To counter such rampant positivity, Luke takes us back to war, with a tale of invention against the odds, and a friendship betrayed. Join us for some on-the-fly pitching, our duo serenading each other with a quite moving (and note-perfect)...

It's time for Episode 4, so grab your muskets and gird your loins as Graham takes us on a surreal journey into the glistening, primordial ooze, where madness and cannibalism abound...Luke manages to resist pitching a Counting Crows biopic, and instead walks us through a scorched, unforgiving earth, many years in the future... We also have a little prezzie for you lovely listeners, journey deeper i...

Welcome to Episode 3, where Luke has cheered up a little since last week, and goes al fresco with a tale of redemption and new starts in his pitch, and Graham ups his action game in the 'gator-strewn, muggy swamplands of New Orleans. Who are the best ‘camping film’ directors? Can love transcend the long-maintained inter-species barrier? Which animal is perfectly evolved to use a Ouija board? Press...