Quorators

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can I use dog urine to pass a drug test? If I was your girlfriend or wife, how many kisses would you give me? How do you pretend to be a shy pirate? --- Listen to Thomas on the lovely pendejo time podcast which is also on youtube COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would human life be affected if all animals were the size of cats? Why am I a wanted fugitive? When will Sharia law be forced here in Australia? Why is it not happening yet? --- Check out Gianmarco's show The Downside on Youtube.com and wherever podcasts...

Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Does the fact that there are only 19M people in New York but there are 21M people registered to vote, with 1.2M of those being cloned, seem at all suspicious to you? If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door late one evening asking to borrow your triangle, wo...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because I've been wanting a good beating? Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes? What is the normal amount of grills to have? I was discussing it with my wife and she was...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I shower at a sleepover? Has Superman and Batman ever slept together? How do you make money on a bog? Me and my friend Emma live on a bog and we are looking to make money quick and fast. --- Follow Martin on instagram @ MartinUrbanoJr COME TO OUR LIVE...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why didn't my wang fall off when I turned 40? If I ate human meat, am I considered a cannibal forever or what? Big foot arrives at your door and confesses he's sad of constantly hiding. You have 24 hours to make him have the best day of his life before he is...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel when you swallow a live eel? I feel that most men are secretly gay, but due to society can't accept or admit it. Am I wrong? What actor is a "yowza times 1000"? --- Go find Clare at ClareOkane.com COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC:  ht...

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COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you go all out, even if it kills you? Is it acceptable to greet a Jew by saying "Hello Jew"? I'm on the autism spectrum and want to help Ron DeSantis become Preside...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who invented the lightbulb? Sorry you have been lied to I impregnated my employee. How do I trick her husband into signing the birth certificate? Why do some people call Trump "the Lying King? --- Be sure to find Ashton on the internet by googling Ashton Woma...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it safe to eat a raccoon that I trapped? I want its fur pelt but I feel bad about wasting the meat (but I'm also worried about diseases). If we put makeup on a female chimp would male chimps consider it to be more desirable? Why don't lady cops ever have t...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do dads think it's okay to mash up full frontal hugs with their daughters? Is it okay to pee in the bed when you stay in a hotel? Is boxing allowed in heaven? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do cows naturally eat meat? I've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat.  Do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? How can I stop someone from harassing my wife through astral projection? She signed up for a class with a nat...

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 12 and able to bench 205, and curl 50's. How normal is that? Is Tom S after my dad? Go and fuck with him and see where you end up at. You be on the street! Which country has the most witches? Follow Ismael on instagram @ IsmaelComic and watch his stand up...